Stolen Jesus Statue
A man calls another man accusing him of stealing his Jesus statue from the yard, leading to a confusing and angry argument.
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23 calls match “jesus statue”
You stole my Christmas yard
Tommy calls Cecil as neighbor Manny and accuses him of stealing a Christmas yard theme with Santa, Jesus, and the wise men. Cecil refuses to rearrange it and dares him to touch the manger, until friend Larry is revealed.
Shouting in Church
A man calls a long-time church member complaining that her shouting and running during service is distracting. She defends her praise and threatens to swing on anyone who tries to stop her before the reveal.
Worship Leader Complaint
A fake church representative tells a woman that her shouting and running during services are disruptive, prompting her to threaten church leaders.
Sign Language Complaint
A church member calls Sister Lauren to complain that her sign language interpretation is incorrect, leading to a heated argument.
Church Late Fee
A deacon tells Tracy the church will charge $15 for arriving late, upsetting her as a struggling single mother.
Church Suspension for Sons
Deacon Bowes calls Sister Mayfield to tell her she is being suspended from church because her sons are in jail, but she refuses to be kept from God's house.
Can I have a kidney while you're open
Deacon Patterson calls Brother Conley before pancreas surgery, prays with him, then asks the doctors to take a kidney while he is open. Conley curses him out, and the reveal is that daughter Reesey wanted a smile before Friday's operation.
Church Wants Sister Gone Over Sons in Jail
A deacon calls Sister Cherise to say the church wants her to stop attending because her sons are in jail, prompting her to refuse and demand the pastor call her himself.
Sexy Brenda Church Prank
Tommy impersonates a delivery resolution specialist and tells church secretary Brenda her nephew Darnell signed for adult packages, leading to a church-appropriate meltdown before the reveal.
Praise Dance Gyrating Prank
A church brother calls the praise dance leader to complain about gyrating and toenail polish.
Work Husband
A man calls a husband claiming to be his wife's 'work husband' and asks how long they plan to stay married.
Hairstylist Accused of Glue Weave
A caller accuses a hairstylist of using glue that made his aunt's hair fall out in church. The stylist defends her skills and denies using glue, ending in a prank reveal.
Cake with Inappropriate Design
A father calls a bakery to complain that his daughter's Hannah Montana cake arrived with a man's private part on it. The owner denies making the mistake and they argue.
Cake with private part delivered to school
A baker delivers a cake with a man's private part to a junior high birthday party, and the father is furious. The reveal: his girlfriend Stephanie pranked him.
Indecent Exposure Arrest
A police officer calls a wife to pick up her husband who was arrested for indecent exposure at a park with another woman, who turns out to be her sister.
Church Swimsuit Calendar
Brother Lester calls Gerald asking if his wife Allison can be in a singles ministry swimsuit calendar to raise money.
Make-A-Wish Nude Wife
A terminally ill man calls a church ministry asking for his dying wish to sleep with the pastor's wife.
Cheerleader Too Heavy
A fake camp director tells Angela her daughter is too heavy to be on top of the cheerleading pyramid and suggests she be a base instead. Her friend Rochelle set up the prank.
Valet Accused of Joyride and Theft
A man calls Curtis, a hotel valet, accusing him of putting 100 miles on his BMW and stealing loose change. Curtis denies it, and Tommy reveals the prank was set up by coworker T.C.
Black Heart Transplant
A fake hospital contact tells a man that his heart transplant came from a Black donor named Troy and pressures him about race, politics, and music. The man becomes suspicious before learning it was a prank.
Heart Transplant Prank
A man calls a heart transplant recipient claiming the heart came from his brother, then makes odd requests.
Johnsons Not Free
Tommy poses as an immigration officer and tells Franklin Johnson that all people with the last name Johnson in Tennessee are not free and must report to immigration by 6 PM. Franklin gets angry and accuses the caller of being an Uncle Tom.