Alfonso's Dress Demand
A man named Alfonso calls a boutique demanding a dress for an extravaganza, berating the employee.
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Church Jezebel Spirit
A church official calls a woman to tell her that her sister had an affair and the family is banned for a 'Jezebel spirit', which enrages her.
Water Bill
A fake apartment manager calls David Mann about his mother's unpaid water bill and threatens to evict her.
Wife's Joy Toy Upgrade
A fake Love Toys, Etc. representative tells Philip that his wife Jewel has had a "Joy Toy" for years and needs a new motor and fitting. The caller reveals that "Big Charles" is engraved on it before admitting his own name and the prank.
Animal Delivery Prank
A man posing as a pet transport driver tells Adrian he is delivering two peacocks, a seal, and a baby kangaroo that must be signed for. Adrian insists he never ordered any animals.
Trash Can Placement Complaint
A man calls a garbage collector to demand his trash cans be placed upright by the fence. The collector insists he's not on that route and they argue.
Bed Pan Prank
A man calls a nursery thinking it's a nurse station and demands someone clean his bed pan.
The Doctor Likes His Wife
A supposed gynecologist repeatedly says he needs another good look at Greg's wife and makes suggestive comments about being the only one who has seen her. Greg threatens to confront him before learning his brother arranged the call.
Cars on the Street
Tommy calls a neighbor complaining about too many cars parked on the street from a home mechanic business. The mechanic tries to defend himself, but the neighbor threatens to call the homeowners association and a tow truck.
HOA and Mama Speeding Prank
A fake HOA representative complains that Natalie's mother speeds through the neighborhood and threatens to have her arrested.
Curry Goat Birthday Prank
Tommy calls a Jamaican man to complain about curry goat being served at a child's birthday party, leading to a heated cultural argument.
School Bus Weight Limit Prank
A mother is told her son can't ride the bus because he weighs over 125 pounds, sparking discrimination claims.
Bus Weight Limit (Reprise)
The same bus weight prank is played again with Trina and her son Devin.
Ex-wife's Valentine fruit basket
Posing as a delivery driver, Tommy tells Chad's wife Davina that Chad's ex-wife Dorita sent him a Valentine's fruit basket. Davina demands a manager and unloads until Tommy says Chad set up the call.
Freezer Space for Bodies
Kevin B calls a restaurant supply company asking to store three dead bodies in their showroom freezer.
Gynecologist Calls About Wife Prank
A man posing as Dr. Hendrix calls Greg and creepily hints that he and Greg are the only ones who have seen Greg's wife, Andrea, sending Greg into a rage.
Husband Calls Wife During Lunch
A coworker calls a husband to complain that he calls his wife every day during her lunch break, cutting into their time, leading the husband to threaten to come to the workplace.
Neighbor Noise Complaint
A downstairs neighbor calls to complain about loud sex noises, accusing the man's girlfriend of cheating while he's at work.
The Noisy New Neighbor
A new upstairs neighbor complains that Marcus's apartment sounds like a couple having sex while Marcus is at work. Marcus threatens to come downstairs before the neighbor reveals the setup.
Fertility Clinic Mix-Up
Tommy claims a fertility doctor accidentally inseminated the man's wife with his seed, sparking a furious, profanity-filled reaction about a black baby.
Black Baby Prank
A man is told by a black man that his wife was artificially inseminated with his seed and is carrying a black baby, causing him to rage and threaten violence.
Limo Bank Job
A man calls a limo service to hire a limo for a bank robbery, asking the driver to keep the car running for a quick getaway.
Wedding in Jamaica Queens
A travel agent calls a bride-to-be about her honeymoon, but he booked Jamaica, Queens instead of Ocho Rios, Jamaica.