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31 calls match “grocery store”

01

Baby Chick in Egg Carton

A man calls the grocery store manager to complain that a baby chick hatched inside his carton of eggs, traumatizing his kids, and threatens a lawsuit.

▶6:57
grocery storeeggsbaby chicklawsuittraumatized
02

Essential Worker Neighbor Prank

A neighbor claims an essential worker should stay home during the pandemic and threatens not to let her back in the building.

▶6:43
neighborpandemicessential-workerapartment
03

Neighbor Coronavirus Concern Prank

Tommy poses as a fellow apartment resident accusing Angel, an essential worker, of endangering the building by going to work during the pandemic and threatening to keep her out.

▶6:44
neighborcoronavirusessential-workerapartmentconfrontation
04

Breast-milk eggnog for the potluck

Brian claims he works with a new mother's sister, invites her to the office Christmas potluck, and asks her to bring eggnog made from her breast milk.

▶7:08
potluckchristmasbreast-milknew-momworkplaceeggnog
05

Father's Day Surprise

A man calls on Father's Day claiming to be the biological father of a child, leading to shock and rage.

▶6:12
father's daypaternitydaughteraffair
06

Neighbor Dating Advice

A neighbor calls to complain that the man only brings Black women home and demands he date white women. The man argues back before the reveal.

▶6:04
neighbordatingracediscrimination
07

Husband Calls Wife During Lunch

A coworker calls a husband to complain that he calls his wife every day during her lunch break, cutting into their time, leading the husband to threaten to come to the workplace.

▶6:18
coworkerlunchhusbandwifethreats
08

Neighbor Wants You to Date White Women

Tommy poses as a neighbor named Wendell who complains about the man bringing black women home and demands he date white women instead.

▶6:12
neighbordatingraceinterracial
09

Racist Neighbor Call

Tommy calls a man pretending to be a neighbor named Wendell, complaining that he brings black women to his house and demanding he date white women. The man is infuriated.

▶6:16
racismneighbordatingblack women
10

Neighbor Race Complaint

A neighbor calls a man to complain about him bringing black women to his house, demanding he date white women instead.

▶6:05
neighborracismdatinginterracialprank
11

Store Security Accusation

Fake store security officer Daniel accuses Tanya of stealing $1,800 in merchandise and giving it to her sister Cynthia.

▶6:05
theftsecurityworkplaceaccusation
12

Four TV Refund

A fake security employee tells a woman that her Black Friday television purchase used an invalid card and demands all four TVs back. She refuses and threatens legal action before the prank is revealed.

▶6:56
black-fridayelectronicsfraudstoreprank-call
13

Keith Sweat missed the signing

A record-store worker tells Keith Sweat that fans are wrapped around the building for a signing he never booked. Sweat refuses to be talked to like a child and says he will see Raheem, who admits Tommy set the no-show up.

▶7:40
celebritysigningrecordstorekeithsweatnoshow
14

Record Store Signing

A record store employee calls Manny to complain that Manny missed a CD signing, leading to an argument.

▶8:42
record storesigningmannycd
15

Butt Makeup Artist Prank

Tommy asks makeup artist Brandy to apply makeup to his butt for a nude photo shoot; Brandy refuses and threatens him before the reveal.

▶6:04
makeupbuttnudephoto-shootartist
16

Hardware Store Body Disposal

A man calls a hardware store ordering duct tape, plastic, cement, and a machete to dispose of a 'body', terrifying the clerk.

▶11:58
hardwarebodymurdersuspense
17

You Need Your Ass Beat

Nephew Tommy complains about the disrespectful new generation, discusses old men's anatomy and uncircumcised men, and lists all the things that will get you an ass beating, from buying a pregnancy test at the dollar store to being a vegan.

▶3:52
oldmenassbeatbananateatiktokgeneration
18

Love Deposit

A man calls a woman from a dating site asking for a $250 'love deposit' via Cash App before meeting, leading to rejection.

▶6:50
datingcash applove depositrejectiononline
19

Adult Daycare Sign-Up

A man calls an elderly woman to welcome her to an adult daycare her daughter signed her up for. She denies needing it and becomes suspicious, but then flirts with the caller.

▶7:12
daycareelderlydaughterconfusionprank
20

Secret Admirer Sent Draws

A man calls a married woman claiming he sent her his underwear as a token of admiration, causing her to panic about her husband's reaction.

▶8:46
secret-admirerunderwearstalkermarriageprank
21

Car Scratch Accusation

A man calls accusing the woman of scratching his car, demanding $3,500, leading to a heated argument before the prank reveal.

▶5:26
carscratchinsuranceaccusation
22

Child support garnishment

A caller from the district attorney's office tells a woman that her check will be garnished for her husband's unpaid child support. She threatens to quit her job, saying she won't support someone else's kids.

▶6:48
child supportgarnishmentgovernmentthreat
23

Wash Your Hands

A customer calls Latrenda at the sandwich shop to complain she didn't wash her hands after using the bathroom. She threatens to fight him before learning her co-worker Tasha pranked her.

▶5:52
sandwichhygienecustomerwork
24

Freezer Space for Bodies

Kevin B calls a restaurant supply company asking to store three dead bodies in their showroom freezer.

▶6:52
mortuarybodiesfreezerstorage
25

Make-A-Wish Nude Wife

A terminally ill man calls a church ministry asking for his dying wish to sleep with the pastor's wife.

▶6:40
churchwishcheatingministry
26

Spa Wax Appointment Prank

Tommy poses as spa employee Ramon confirming Owen's appointment for a back and butt wax, including a manzillion upgrade, causing Owen to rant about the $200 cost and refuse.

▶6:36
spawaxappointmentchristmasrefund
27

Glenda's ex is coming to the party

Lawrence calls a man watching the game and says Glenda, his high-school sweetheart, invited him over with beer and ice. The husband bars him from the house, they square up, and Tommy reveals Glenda arranged the prank.

▶6:50
partyhigh-school-sweetheartjealousywifebeer
28

The engagement ring is worth fifty dollars

Jeweler Gavin tells fiancée Denise her engagement ring appraises at about fifty dollars and is cubic zirconia. She pulls fiancé Victor onto the line, the couple explodes, and Tommy reveals Denise's sister Lynn set it up.

▶7:27
weddingringjewelryfianceappraisal
29

You stole my Christmas yard

Tommy calls Cecil as neighbor Manny and accuses him of stealing a Christmas yard theme with Santa, Jesus, and the wise men. Cecil refuses to rearrange it and dares him to touch the manger, until friend Larry is revealed.

▶7:30
christmasneighbordecorationsyardjesus
30

You hit my car

A man calls a woman claiming she backed into his black Mercedes, citing a cross-eyed neighbor as a witness. The woman denies it, says her sister has her car, and tells him she has no insurance.

▶6:55
caraccidentneighborinsurancescratches
31

He Left His Draws

A doorman tells a married man that another man has been entering his apartment and leaving underwear behind. The increasingly furious husband demands surveillance footage and threatens the doorman until the prank is revealed.

▶16:00
underweardoormanjealousyapartment

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