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50 calls match “property line”

01

Jacuzzi Property Dispute

A new neighbor claims the fence is 30 feet over the property line and demands shared access to the jacuzzi.

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02

New neighbor owns your jacuzzi

Clifford calls Mr. Dolan to say he just bought the house next door, then claims the jacuzzi on the property actually belongs to him.

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03

Ex wants his paid-for breast implants back

Ricky calls Madison's fiancé demanding the ten-thousand-dollar breast implants he bought her back as his property. The fiancé refuses, and Madison is revealed as the one who ordered the prank.

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04

HOA Wants Your Daddy's Boat Gone (Reprise)

Williams from the HOA calls Mr. Wilson a second time about his non-working car, camper, and boat, but Mr. Wilson still refuses to move his late father's boat.

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05

Laundry Room Theft

A neighbor calls Charles claiming he stole shirts and socks from the laundry room dryers. The call cuts off before the reveal.

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06

Don't tow my daddy's boat

An HOA caller gives Mr. Wilson two weeks to move a dead car, a camper, and the boat his late father left him. Wilson says that boat is the only thing his daddy gave him and threatens anyone who comes to tow it.

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07

Owe Your Ex-Husband $18,000

An attorney calls Miss Jones claiming she owes her ex-husband $18,000 from a divorce settlement seven years ago and threatens to garnish her wages.

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08

No weaves allowed at work

Byron from the job calls Risa after hours with new workplace rules, then says weaves and wigs are banned starting tomorrow morning. She refuses to take down a weave she paid hundreds for and dares them to fire her before learning coworker Jennifer set it up.

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09

Cemetery Sold

A cemetery official calls to say the land was sold and bodies must be moved for a freeway, and the relative threatens him.

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10

Divorce settlement scam

Attorney claims a woman owes her ex-husband $18,000 from a divorce settlement, threatens garnishment, then reveals it's a prank by her sister Janice.

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11

New Landlord Eviction

Jason claims he bought Marcus's house and demands the family move out by Sunday, despite their two-year lease.

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12

Home Alarm Robbery Prank

A fake security agent tells Denise her alarm went off and a Black man is stealing from her house, making racial assumptions.

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13

Give the new guy your keys

An HR caller tells 17-year project manager Jason to hand his key card, office, and parking space to a trainee who is the vice president's nephew. Jason refuses and threatens a fight before Tommy reveals the prank.

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14

Father's Day Surprise

A man calls on Father's Day claiming to be the biological father of a child, leading to shock and rage.

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15

Your girl gave me bedbugs

Ernest calls for Shanice, gets her boyfriend Brandon, and says she left him with bedbugs that wrecked his apartment and put him $2,500 in the hole.

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16

Stop Running on My Sidewalk

An older neighbor demands Dominique change her jogging route because she might spread coronavirus on the sidewalk.

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17

Job Demotion to Nephew

HR calls a foreman to say a trainee, the VP's nephew, will take over his job, office, and parking space. The foreman refuses and threatens violence.

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18

You Ain't No Sigma

A fraternity official tells Greg that his Five Beta Sigma membership isn't recognized and demands he remove his brand and paraphernalia. Greg explodes before the reveal that Tyrone pranked him.

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19

Fraternity Membership Revoked

Tommy poses as a fraternity official and tells Greg that his membership in Phi Beta Sigma is not on record and he must surrender his paraphernalia and brand. Greg fiercely refuses.

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20

Johnsons Not Free

Tommy poses as an immigration officer and tells Franklin Johnson that all people with the last name Johnson in Tennessee are not free and must report to immigration by 6 PM. Franklin gets angry and accuses the caller of being an Uncle Tom.

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21

Naked lifeguard job

A man offers a woman a high-paying lifeguard job at a gated community pool where adults swim nude and the lifeguard must also be nude. The woman is shocked and refuses.

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22

Deaf Aunt Stolen Bike

K dub calls Vaughn saying his deaf aunt saw Vaughn steal a bike from her garage, leading to threats.

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23

Limo Bank Job

A man calls a limo service to hire a limo for a bank robbery, asking the driver to keep the car running for a quick getaway.

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24

Your Wife Is Your Brother

Bryce calls Marcus claiming his wife Tina is actually his long-lost brother Tim. Marcus is furious before learning his wife Tina set up the prank.

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25

Record Store Signing

A record store employee calls Manny to complain that Manny missed a CD signing, leading to an argument.

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26

Asking Pastor Where the Church Money Goes

A caller grills Pastor Ty about how church funds are being used and demands answers about concerts and spending, refusing to be dismissed.

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27

Keith Sweat missed the signing

A record-store worker tells Keith Sweat that fans are wrapped around the building for a signing he never booked. Sweat refuses to be talked to like a child and says he will see Raheem, who admits Tommy set the no-show up.

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28

Church Account

A fake church member calls Pastor Hayes asking how much money is in the church account, claiming he's fallen on hard times and needs cash. The pastor refuses and demands to know who gave out his number.

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29

Coworker Birthday Gift

A coworker calls Darren to discuss a birthday gift for his wife, suggesting Victoria's Secret. The call cuts off before the reveal.

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30

Victoria's Secret Size Prank

A coworker calls a man asking his wife's clothing size and if she likes Victoria's Secret.

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31

Church Meeting Takeover

A new director of ministry, Brother Alvin, calls a church conference line and criticizes the media team, youth coordinator, and social media manager, threatening jobs.

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32

Hedonism Resort Trip

A travel agent calls a wife about excursions for a hedonism resort trip, revealing her husband's secret vacation with another woman.

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33

New Director

A man on a conference call impersonates a new director of ministries, critiquing various church ministries and volunteers. He questions a youth coordinator about controlling black kids and accuses a singer of favoritism.

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34

Life Insurance Siblings Prank

Tommy poses as an insurance agent and tells a married couple that their lab results show they are brother and sister.

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35

Butt Makeup Artist Prank

Tommy asks makeup artist Brandy to apply makeup to his butt for a nude photo shoot; Brandy refuses and threatens him before the reveal.

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36

Black People Eat Too Much Chicken

A man calls several people claiming to be from an organization trying to get black people to stop eating so much chicken.

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chickensurveyracismpetitionprank
37

Missing James Fortune

A producer aggressively insists James Fortune is due at the studio and threatens his job, while Fortune calmly explains that he is in Houston and was never scheduled. The impersonator finally identifies himself as Nephew Tommy.

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38

Principal's Corporal Punishment

New principal calls a parent to announce he's reinstating corporal punishment and will paddle kids, but the parent threatens him.

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39

Michael Vick Interview

A fake sports radio host interviews Michael Vick, with callers asking bizarre questions about dog fighting and prison, before revealing the prank.

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40

Secret Admirer Sent Draws

A man calls a married woman claiming he sent her his underwear as a token of admiration, causing her to panic about her husband's reaction.

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41

50s Are the Shit

Nephew Tommy pretends to be a comedian at a club in Stockbridge, Georgia, celebrating the 50s and ranting about eight-track tapes, mixtapes, and nighttime bathroom habits.

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50seight-trackcomedyclubstockbridge
42

Shaq's Ex

A man calls Shaquille O'Neal claiming to be dating his ex and asking about the kids, leading to Shaq hanging up.

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43

Fight Party Cable

A man invites a neighbor to a fight party but then asks to run 4,000 feet of cable from his house to watch the fight illegally.

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44

Cut the pecan tree

Tommy calls L.C. Davis as the neighbors' son and demands he trim the pecan limbs hanging into his mother's yard. The fight turns into gun threats and a driveway standoff until Tommy says Davis's brother Milton arranged it.

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45

Can You Tighten Me Up

A neighbor calls a trucker's wife offering to come tighten her up while her husband is away.

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neighborlonelyflirtwife
46

Stolen Jesus Statue

A man calls another man accusing him of stealing his Jesus statue from the yard, leading to a confusing and angry argument.

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47

You're all getting fired

On a conference call, manager Sherman thinks Hannah, Frank, and David are on hold while he discusses firing them with a thin severance. They hear everything, talk lawyers, and then learn coworker Barry set up the prank.

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48

Dildo Dinner

Tommy poses as a travel agent offering adult excursions like a dildo dinner and nude banana boat ride for Antoinette's husband Tony. She is shocked before Tommy reveals the prank.

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49

Somebody broke into the house

Raymond Henderson whispers that burglars are inside the house right now and he does not know what to do. The man he called will not come over, assumes drugs are involved, and will only offer to phone the police, then learns his friend Wendell pranked him.

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50

2-Year Affair with Marie

A man calls a husband claiming he's been having an affair with his wife Marie for two years and suggests he move out.

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