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01

Dirty Underwear at the Wash and Fold

A laundry manager calls Sammy to say his employees refuse to wash his filthy underwear and he must scrub it first.

▶7:00
laundryunderwearhygienewash and fold
02

Stop Running on My Sidewalk

An older neighbor demands Dominique change her jogging route because she might spread coronavirus on the sidewalk.

▶6:04
coronavirusrunningneighborsidewalk
03

Wash Your Hands

A customer calls Latrenda at the sandwich shop to complain she didn't wash her hands after using the bathroom. She threatens to fight him before learning her co-worker Tasha pranked her.

▶5:52
sandwichhygienecustomerwork
04

Breast Milk Cure

A man calls a husband asking for his wife's breast milk for six months to cure his deteriorating bones, leading to disgust.

▶6:43
breast milkhealthcureweirddisgust
05

The Smelly Choir Member

A fake church representative tells a choir member that other singers complain about his odor during rehearsals. He defends his hygiene and becomes increasingly insulted before Tommy reveals the call.

▶5:42
choirodorchurchtenorcomplaint
06

Nephew Tommy Prank Calls Jasmine Crockett

Nephew Tommy poses as Terrence Walker from OBB in Dallas, claiming a $2 million grant and Dallas Morning News award were denied because of Rep. Jasmine Crockett's TV comments. He urges her to stay quiet for four years before revealing the prank.

▶6:28
prank-calljasmine-crockettpoliticsgrantnephew-tommy
07

Bed Pan Prank

A man calls a nursery thinking it's a nurse station and demands someone clean his bed pan.

▶6:56
bedpannurserynurseconfusion
08

Church Parking Lot Prank

A churchgoer accuses the parking attendant of sending him to the back because his van is raggedy.

▶6:37
churchparking lotvandiscriminationprank
09

Dry Cleaners Lost My Belt Loops

A customer argues with a dry cleaner about missing belt loops on his pants and gets an English-only lecture and a threat from the owner.

▶7:14
dry-cleanersbelt-loopspantslanguage
10

Always Parked in Back

A churchgoer accuses the parking-lot attendant of deliberately sending his raggedy van to the back while newer cars park up front. They threaten an immediate fight before Lester reveals the setup.

▶6:37
churchparkingvanthreat
11

Adoption Agency

A man calls a father claiming the adoption agency approved him to pick up the man's two-year-old son Clarence Jr. today. The father threatens violence and defends his parenting before learning his brother set up the prank.

▶9:06
adoptionsonfamilythreatsprank
12

Plumber and the Toilet

A customer calls plumber Adrian claiming that flushing the bathroom toilet makes sewage come out of the kitchen sink.

▶7:37
plumbertoiletplumbingsewage
13

Owe Your Ex-Husband $18,000

An attorney calls Miss Jones claiming she owes her ex-husband $18,000 from a divorce settlement seven years ago and threatens to garnish her wages.

▶7:30
prankdivorcesettlementattorneymoney
14

A 46-Year-Old Wants to Marry Crystal

Tommy poses as Jeff, a 46-year-old man dating Crystal, and asks her father for permission to marry her. The father is furious that his 25-year-old daughter never mentioned Jeff and learns that Crystal and her boyfriend arranged the call.

▶6:37
marriagefatherage-gapjaildaughter
15

My comb is in the casket

Barber Sean tells Mr. Guillory he left his family's comb and brush in the casket with uncle C.M. Guillory and wants the body brought up. Guillory breaks down and refuses, then learns his boy Scotty set the call up.

▶10:06
funeralbarbercasketunclecomb
16

Water Bill

A fake apartment manager calls David Mann about his mother's unpaid water bill and threatens to evict her.

▶5:40
water billapartmentmothereviction
17

Too Loud in Church

A church representative tells a woman that members complain because she shouts, runs, and flips during services. She threatens the messenger before Tommy reveals that her girlfriend arranged the call.

▶6:57
churchworshiploudthreat
18

Too Loud for Church

Church officials complain to a member that she shouts, runs through the aisles, and distracts the service. She refuses to quiet down, threatens anyone who tries to remove her, and is pranked by the show.

▶7:51
churchshoutingserviceconduct
19

Too Loud at Church

A caller says church members are complaining that a woman runs through the aisles, shouts, and does cartwheels during services. She becomes furious at the idea of being removed and learns her friend set up the call.

▶7:54
churchshoutingcongregationworship
20

Shouting in Church

A man calls a long-time church member complaining that her shouting and running during service is distracting. She defends her praise and threatens to swing on anyone who tries to stop her before the reveal.

▶7:54
churchshoutingpraisedistractionprank
21

Worship Leader Complaint

A fake church representative tells a woman that her shouting and running during services are disruptive, prompting her to threaten church leaders.

▶8:05
churchworshipcomplaintprank-call
22

Prostate Checker

A caller claiming to be a PSC schedules a surprise prostate exam, but the man refuses and threatens violence until the prank is revealed.

▶6:58
prostatemedicaldenialthreats
23

School complains about braids

A school principal calls a mother to say her daughter's braids give off a "ghetto" look and asks her to straighten her hair, causing the mother to threaten him.

▶5:23
schoolbraidsracegroomingprank
24

Church Meeting Takeover

A new director of ministry, Brother Alvin, calls a church conference line and criticizes the media team, youth coordinator, and social media manager, threatening jobs.

▶6:46
churchconference callauthoritycriticismprank
25

Life Insurance Siblings Prank

Tommy poses as an insurance agent and tells a married couple that their lab results show they are brother and sister.

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life insurancesiblingsincestprank calllab results
26

New neighbor owns your jacuzzi

Clifford calls Mr. Dolan to say he just bought the house next door, then claims the jacuzzi on the property actually belongs to him.

▶6:39
neighborjacuzzireal-estatepropertybackyard
27

Can I have a kidney while you're open

Deacon Patterson calls Brother Conley before pancreas surgery, prays with him, then asks the doctors to take a kidney while he is open. Conley curses him out, and the reveal is that daughter Reesey wanted a smile before Friday's operation.

▶9:00
churchsurgerykidneydeacondaughter
28

No Blacks For You

A caller from NBFU pressures Nicole and her black boyfriend to end their interracial relationship. They both rage before learning Lorraine set up the prank.

▶8:17
racisminterracialdatingrelationship
29

Missing James Fortune

A producer aggressively insists James Fortune is due at the studio and threatens his job, while Fortune calmly explains that he is in Houston and was never scheduled. The impersonator finally identifies himself as Nephew Tommy.

▶6:32
celebrityno-showproducertraveljob
30

Jacuzzi Property Dispute

A new neighbor claims the fence is 30 feet over the property line and demands shared access to the jacuzzi.

▶6:42
neighborproperty linejacuzzidispute
31

Broken Wii Game

A neighbor calls a mother demanding $300 for a Wii game her son allegedly broke, but she refuses to pay without proof.

▶6:35
wiineighborbrokenmoneykids
32

Door Delivery

A door company calls a homeowner saying the contractor didn't pay, so they're coming to take all the doors back, leading to a heated argument.

▶6:51
doorscontractorpaymenthomeownerthreat
33

Church Account

A fake church member calls Pastor Hayes asking how much money is in the church account, claiming he's fallen on hard times and needs cash. The pastor refuses and demands to know who gave out his number.

▶6:51
churchpastormoneyscamphone
34

Naked lifeguard job

A man offers a woman a high-paying lifeguard job at a gated community pool where adults swim nude and the lifeguard must also be nude. The woman is shocked and refuses.

▶8:26
lifeguardnudepooljobprank
35

Braids at Private School

A caller claims that other Black parents at a private school want a girl's braids removed so she appears more polished. Her father angrily defends her, threatens the caller, and is pranked by his husband.

▶6:37
schoolbraidshairracismparents
36

No Blacks For You

A man from an organization called NBFU calls Nicole and her black boyfriend to tell them they should not be in an interracial relationship.

▶7:26
prankinterracialdatingracismnbfu
37

Plagiarism Accusation

A student affairs officer calls Trevor claiming he plagiarized an essay and won't graduate, causing Trevor to panic about his family coming.

▶6:48
schoolgraduationplagiarismstudent
38

Staff Meeting Goes Off Script

Tommy impersonates a new ministry director in a staged staff meeting and criticizes the church's internet, social media, youth coordination, and music leadership. After the staff defend their work, he reveals himself as Nephew Tommy.

▶6:58
churchstaffmeetinginternetfavoritism
39

Fertility Clinic Mix-Up

Tommy claims a fertility doctor accidentally inseminated the man's wife with his seed, sparking a furious, profanity-filled reaction about a black baby.

▶6:52
fertilitypregnancybabyrace
40

Power Company Test Prank

A man is asked to perform a series of ridiculous tests by the power company to avoid a shutdown.

▶7:01
power companyelectricitytestprankfrustration
41

Black Baby Prank

A man is told by a black man that his wife was artificially inseminated with his seed and is carrying a black baby, causing him to rage and threaten violence.

▶8:13
prankbabyfertilityracismrage
42

My Son Married Your Daughter Prank

A father calls another father claiming their college kids eloped and might be pregnant, leading to a fight.

▶5:48
marriagepregnancychildrenfathersprank
43

Baptism on wheels in the driveway

Brother Springwater tells Wilson Campbell that friends paid for a baptismal pool on a truck to dunk him in his driveway. Wilson threatens to drown the whole congregation, then learns his boy Mason paid for the prank.

▶7:25
churchbaptismdrivewayneighborsfriends
44

AC Repairman Accused of Peeing on House

A homeowner calls an air conditioner repairman accusing him of urinating on the side of his house while his wife watched from the window.

▶6:33
repairmanpeeingaccusationneighborwindow
45

Trash Can Placement Complaint

A man calls a garbage collector to demand his trash cans be placed upright by the fence. The collector insists he's not on that route and they argue.

▶7:31
trashgarbagecollectioncomplaintprank
46

He Left His Draws

A doorman tells a married man that another man has been entering his apartment and leaving underwear behind. The increasingly furious husband demands surveillance footage and threatens the doorman until the prank is revealed.

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underweardoormanjealousyapartment
47

Stellar Award Was a Mistake

A fake Stellar Awards representative tells Byron Cage that his male-vocalist victory was miscounted and demands that he return the trophy to Marvin Sapp. Cage rejects a press conference, argues from scripture, and warns the caller before Tommy reveals the prank.

▶7:13
awardsmusictrophychurch
48

Mama's Maple Tree Hit

Tommy calls a truck driver named Lloyd, claiming he hit his mama's maple tree and tore limbs off it. Lloyd insists he was never on the street that day.

▶7:28
treetruckneighbordamageprank
49

Father's Day Surprise

A man calls on Father's Day claiming to be the biological father of a child, leading to shock and rage.

▶6:12
father's daypaternitydaughteraffair
50

New Director

A man on a conference call impersonates a new director of ministries, critiquing various church ministries and volunteers. He questions a youth coordinator about controlling black kids and accuses a singer of favoritism.

▶6:55
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