Record Store Signing
A record store employee calls Manny to complain that Manny missed a CD signing, leading to an argument.
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Keith Sweat missed the signing
A record-store worker tells Keith Sweat that fans are wrapped around the building for a signing he never booked. Sweat refuses to be talked to like a child and says he will see Raheem, who admits Tommy set the no-show up.
Divorce papers by fax
A process server faxes Mr. Kirby divorce papers at work, orders him out of the house within 24 hours, and then claims Kirby's wife showed up with his boss. Kirby is ready to confront them when Tommy says Kirby's wife arranged the call.
Baby Chick in Egg Carton
A man calls the grocery store manager to complain that a baby chick hatched inside his carton of eggs, traumatizing his kids, and threatens a lawsuit.
Store Security Accusation
Fake store security officer Daniel accuses Tanya of stealing $1,800 in merchandise and giving it to her sister Cynthia.
Four TV Refund
A fake security employee tells a woman that her Black Friday television purchase used an invalid card and demands all four TVs back. She refuses and threatens legal action before the prank is revealed.
No cussing on the album
Tommy calls Scarface as a one-man No Cussing Rappers Association and demands to approve the album before it drops. Scarface tells him to buy it and stay out of his business, then laughs and plugs the record Made.
Stolen Beat
A producer calls claiming his instrumental was stolen for a song, demanding compensation and threatening to meet up.
Gynecologist Calls About Wife Prank
A man posing as Dr. Hendrix calls Greg and creepily hints that he and Greg are the only ones who have seen Greg's wife, Andrea, sending Greg into a rage.
H1N1 at the Bank
A fake HR rep tells a bank employee he has H1N1, cannot come to work, and will not be paid.
The Accidental Layoff Call
Sherman accidentally leaves three employees on the line while discussing their severance packages and layoffs.
Turn Off the Lights
A utility worker calls Gerard claiming his bill is unpaid and threatens to shut off the power, despite Gerard insisting his wife paid it.
50s Are the Shit
Nephew Tommy pretends to be a comedian at a club in Stockbridge, Georgia, celebrating the 50s and ranting about eight-track tapes, mixtapes, and nighttime bathroom habits.
Stop using that word
Russell from the N-word Abolishers orders Calvin to quit the word or be buried with it. Calvin keeps saying it, gives a fake address, and then learns his brother Marcus bet $500 he would slip.
Butt Makeup Artist Prank
Tommy asks makeup artist Brandy to apply makeup to his butt for a nude photo shoot; Brandy refuses and threatens him before the reveal.
Essential Worker Neighbor Prank
A neighbor claims an essential worker should stay home during the pandemic and threatens not to let her back in the building.
Neighbor Coronavirus Concern Prank
Tommy poses as a fellow apartment resident accusing Angel, an essential worker, of endangering the building by going to work during the pandemic and threatening to keep her out.
Hardware Store Body Disposal
A man calls a hardware store ordering duct tape, plastic, cement, and a machete to dispose of a 'body', terrifying the clerk.
You Need Your Ass Beat
Nephew Tommy complains about the disrespectful new generation, discusses old men's anatomy and uncircumcised men, and lists all the things that will get you an ass beating, from buying a pregnancy test at the dollar store to being a vegan.
Tow Truck Prank
A man calls a tow truck driver claiming he overjumped his car and blew the electrical system, demanding $1500.
Repossess Your Truck
A collections agent calls Jeremy claiming he hasn't paid his truck loan in four months and threatens to repossess his 2003 GMC Sierra.
Your toddler is too fat
Daycare owner Kirby calls Kathy and says two-year-old Devon is too fat, drinks a gallon of milk, and will get apples, water, and SlimFast. She says her son is coming at 6:30 for full meals, then hears girlfriend Lucretia pranked her.
Lingerie Music Group
A music producer calls a woman claiming he wants her for a singing group called 'Lingerie' and asks for a photo in lingerie, but she angrily refuses.
Prostate Checker
A caller claiming to be a PSC schedules a surprise prostate exam, but the man refuses and threatens violence until the prank is revealed.
Cut From the Team
A football coach calls a mother to tell her that her son Malik didn't make the seventh-grade team because the coach's own son is quarterback, causing her to threaten to come to the school.
Breast-milk eggnog for the potluck
Brian claims he works with a new mother's sister, invites her to the office Christmas potluck, and asks her to bring eggnog made from her breast milk.
Car Scratch Accusation
A man calls accusing the woman of scratching his car, demanding $3,500, leading to a heated argument before the prank reveal.
Father's Day Surprise
A man calls on Father's Day claiming to be the biological father of a child, leading to shock and rage.
Neighbor Dating Advice
A neighbor calls to complain that the man only brings Black women home and demands he date white women. The man argues back before the reveal.
Wash Your Hands
A customer calls Latrenda at the sandwich shop to complain she didn't wash her hands after using the bathroom. She threatens to fight him before learning her co-worker Tasha pranked her.
Freezer Space for Bodies
Kevin B calls a restaurant supply company asking to store three dead bodies in their showroom freezer.
Neighbor Wants You to Date White Women
Tommy poses as a neighbor named Wendell who complains about the man bringing black women home and demands he date white women instead.
Make-A-Wish Nude Wife
A terminally ill man calls a church ministry asking for his dying wish to sleep with the pastor's wife.
Racist Neighbor Call
Tommy calls a man pretending to be a neighbor named Wendell, complaining that he brings black women to his house and demanding he date white women. The man is infuriated.
Spa Wax Appointment Prank
Tommy poses as spa employee Ramon confirming Owen's appointment for a back and butt wax, including a manzillion upgrade, causing Owen to rant about the $200 cost and refuse.
Neighbor Race Complaint
A neighbor calls a man to complain about him bringing black women to his house, demanding he date white women instead.
Husband Calls Wife During Lunch
A coworker calls a husband to complain that he calls his wife every day during her lunch break, cutting into their time, leading the husband to threaten to come to the workplace.
Child support garnishment
A caller from the district attorney's office tells a woman that her check will be garnished for her husband's unpaid child support. She threatens to quit her job, saying she won't support someone else's kids.
Glenda's ex is coming to the party
Lawrence calls a man watching the game and says Glenda, his high-school sweetheart, invited him over with beer and ice. The husband bars him from the house, they square up, and Tommy reveals Glenda arranged the prank.
The engagement ring is worth fifty dollars
Jeweler Gavin tells fiancée Denise her engagement ring appraises at about fifty dollars and is cubic zirconia. She pulls fiancé Victor onto the line, the couple explodes, and Tommy reveals Denise's sister Lynn set it up.
You stole my Christmas yard
Tommy calls Cecil as neighbor Manny and accuses him of stealing a Christmas yard theme with Santa, Jesus, and the wise men. Cecil refuses to rearrange it and dares him to touch the manger, until friend Larry is revealed.
You hit my car
A man calls a woman claiming she backed into his black Mercedes, citing a cross-eyed neighbor as a witness. The woman denies it, says her sister has her car, and tells him she has no insurance.