Breast-milk eggnog for the potluck
Brian claims he works with a new mother's sister, invites her to the office Christmas potluck, and asks her to bring eggnog made from her breast milk.
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Shay Leon wants a salon booth
Nephew Tommy calls a D.C. salon owner as Shay Leon, a stylist just in from Los Angeles who wants to rent booth space in her suite. After she agrees to meet, he explains that a private hair specialist designs bikini-line hair, and the argument runs through threats and her shock at the Steve Harvey Morning Show reveal.
Black Eyed Peas Made Me Sick
A man calls Heather claiming her black eyed peas gave him food poisoning at a New Year's party and demands $472 for his doctor bill. Heather refuses and insults him.
Cut the pecan tree
Tommy calls L.C. Davis as the neighbors' son and demands he trim the pecan limbs hanging into his mother's yard. The fight turns into gun threats and a driveway standoff until Tommy says Davis's brother Milton arranged it.
Mr. Reggie Paid for School
Mr. Reggie calls Davion claiming he paid for his college and demands he convince his mother not to break up with him.
Fake Benefactor Prank
Tommy claims to be Mr. Reggie, a man who paid for Davion's MBA and dated his mother, now demanding Davion intervene after she broke up with him.
Hedonism Resort Trip
A travel agent calls a wife about excursions for a hedonism resort trip, revealing her husband's secret vacation with another woman.
Dildo Dinner
Tommy poses as a travel agent offering adult excursions like a dildo dinner and nude banana boat ride for Antoinette's husband Tony. She is shocked before Tommy reveals the prank.
My Mama Got Sick From Your Salad
A man calls a restaurant owner claiming his mother got sick from a salad at Soul Vives and threatens her when she dismisses the complaint, then reveals it is Nephew Tommy prank-calling on behalf of her cousin Antoinette.
Water Bill
A fake apartment manager calls David Mann about his mother's unpaid water bill and threatens to evict her.
Life Insurance Siblings Prank
Tommy poses as an insurance agent and tells a married couple that their lab results show they are brother and sister.
Sideswipe the 72 Chevy
A man calls a woman claiming she sideswiped his 1972 Chevrolet and demands $1800 for repairs, but she denies it and the argument escalates.
HOA and Mama Speeding Prank
A fake HOA representative complains that Natalie's mother speeds through the neighborhood and threatens to have her arrested.
Gynecologist Thesis Video
A med student calls Darryl asking to videotape a gynecological exam on his wife for his thesis.
Hotel Ankle Injury
A man calls a husband saying his wife twisted her ankle at a hotel and he dropped her, leading to panic and threats.
Take the Christmas lights down
Neighbor Greg, armed with an HOA number, tells James the Christmas lights have to come down by tomorrow evening. James says his mother loves them and promises a baseball bat if anyone touches the house.
Indecent Exposure Arrest
A police officer calls a wife to pick up her husband who was arrested for indecent exposure at a park with another woman, who turns out to be her sister.
Michael Vick Interview
A fake sports radio host interviews Michael Vick, with callers asking bizarre questions about dog fighting and prison, before revealing the prank.
Usher Told to Change Her Attitude
A fake youth minister calls a veteran usher to say the church wants her to change her attitude when seating people, and she refuses to accept it.
Jaguar Delivery
A car delivery driver calls about a 2013 Jaguar for a woman named Connie, but the wife intercepts and thinks her husband bought it for a mistress.
Deacon demands New Year's church
Deacon Patterson calls Brother Adrian on New Year's Eve and insists he come down to church that night to bring in the new year with the congregation.
Wedding in Jamaica Queens
A travel agent calls a bride-to-be about her honeymoon, but he booked Jamaica, Queens instead of Ocho Rios, Jamaica.
School Bus Weight Limit Prank
A mother is told her son can't ride the bus because he weighs over 125 pounds, sparking discrimination claims.
Bus Weight Limit (Reprise)
The same bus weight prank is played again with Trina and her son Devin.
Hair Salon Weave Prank
A man argues with a hair salon owner because she won't do his aunt's weave, leading to a shouting match.
Fake Minister Wedding
A caller claims the minister who married a couple was never ordained, so their nine-year marriage and children are invalid.
Free Rent for a Year
A tenant asks landlord Miss Linda to let them skip rent for the rest of the year because of the pandemic, but she refuses.
Your brother cashed the tax check
A tax-office supervisor tells Regina her $1,500 refund went to her mother's address and was cashed by her brother, then demands $450 back and threatens to freeze her account. She refuses to repay money she never got until Tommy says cousin Reggie set it up.
Child Support
A man calls Faison demanding child support for his daughter in Florida, leading to threats and confusion before the reveal by Derek Keener.
You Need Your Ass Beat
Nephew Tommy complains about the disrespectful new generation, discusses old men's anatomy and uncircumcised men, and lists all the things that will get you an ass beating, from buying a pregnancy test at the dollar store to being a vegan.
Can I have a kidney while you're open
Deacon Patterson calls Brother Conley before pancreas surgery, prays with him, then asks the doctors to take a kidney while he is open. Conley curses him out, and the reveal is that daughter Reesey wanted a smile before Friday's operation.
No weaves allowed at work
Byron from the job calls Risa after hours with new workplace rules, then says weaves and wigs are banned starting tomorrow morning. She refuses to take down a weave she paid hundreds for and dares them to fire her before learning coworker Jennifer set it up.
Church Surrogate Father
A church brother calls Brother Robert offering to be a surrogate father for his wife, leading to anger and threats.
Marriage Invalid
A man is told his nine-year marriage is void because the reverend who married them was never ordained, making his children bastards.
Missing James Fortune
A producer aggressively insists James Fortune is due at the studio and threatens his job, while Fortune calmly explains that he is in Houston and was never scheduled. The impersonator finally identifies himself as Nephew Tommy.
New Landlord Eviction
Jason claims he bought Marcus's house and demands the family move out by Sunday, despite their two-year lease.
Broken Wii Game
A neighbor calls a mother demanding $300 for a Wii game her son allegedly broke, but she refuses to pay without proof.
Coronavirus Coworker Prank
A fake HR representative questions Brielle about her cold and demands she get tested for coronavirus, threatening to have her removed from the building.
Funky Gym Member
A man calls Keon at home to complain that his body odor is ruining the gym equipment and demands he wash before coming.
Bring me some toilet paper
House-sitting for Rita, Tommy calls neighbor Charlie and begs him to run four houses down with toilet paper because his legs went numb on the toilet. Charlie tells him to use a towel, then realizes Rita set it up.
Funeral at the Club Prank
A man suggests holding a funeral at a nightclub because the deceased loved the club, shocking his friend.
Wife in the Limo (Reprise)
The limo driver prank repeats: Rob is told his wife is in the back of the limo with another man.
Deaf Aunt Stolen Bike
K dub calls Vaughn saying his deaf aunt saw Vaughn steal a bike from her garage, leading to threats.
Dry Cleaners Lost My Belt Loops
A customer argues with a dry cleaner about missing belt loops on his pants and gets an English-only lecture and a threat from the owner.
Senior center underwear accusation
A man is accused of leaving his underwear at a senior center, gets angry, and hangs up; the prank is revealed by Doris.
New neighbor owns your jacuzzi
Clifford calls Mr. Dolan to say he just bought the house next door, then claims the jacuzzi on the property actually belongs to him.
Retirement Home Underwear Prank
An attorney calls a man about his underwear found in a retirement home resident's room.
Church Meeting Takeover
A new director of ministry, Brother Alvin, calls a church conference line and criticizes the media team, youth coordinator, and social media manager, threatening jobs.
Mama's Maple Tree Hit
Tommy calls a truck driver named Lloyd, claiming he hit his mama's maple tree and tore limbs off it. Lloyd insists he was never on the street that day.
New Director
A man on a conference call impersonates a new director of ministries, critiquing various church ministries and volunteers. He questions a youth coordinator about controlling black kids and accuses a singer of favoritism.