The Pool Water Thief
A nephew claims his aunt's water bill has ballooned because the neighbor filled his pool from her hose, then threatens to swim in it with a crowd and challenge him to a fight.
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Water Bill
A fake apartment manager calls David Mann about his mother's unpaid water bill and threatens to evict her.
The water company is coming back
A water-company worker accuses Murphy of turning his service back on after a shutoff for nonpayment and vows to come cut it off again. Murphy insists his bills are paid and demands a supervisor before Tommy reveals the prank from cousin Darrell.
Record Store Signing
A record store employee calls Manny to complain that Manny missed a CD signing, leading to an argument.
Turn Off the Lights
A utility worker calls Gerard claiming his bill is unpaid and threatens to shut off the power, despite Gerard insisting his wife paid it.
Bill Cosby and Miss Universe Rant
Nephew Tommy calls a woman who goes on a profane rant about Bill Cosby's sexual assault allegations and Steve Harvey's Miss Universe mistake before saying she's tired and leaving church.
Baptism on wheels in the driveway
Brother Springwater tells Wilson Campbell that friends paid for a baptismal pool on a truck to dunk him in his driveway. Wilson threatens to drown the whole congregation, then learns his boy Mason paid for the prank.
HR wants a bigger chest
Human-resources rep Bill tells LaShonda that management wants her to enlarge her breasts and will pay half so she matches the office look. She threatens a lawsuit and her boyfriend before Tommy reveals the prank.
50s Are the Shit
Nephew Tommy pretends to be a comedian at a club in Stockbridge, Georgia, celebrating the 50s and ranting about eight-track tapes, mixtapes, and nighttime bathroom habits.
Black Eyed Peas Made Me Sick
A man calls Heather claiming her black eyed peas gave him food poisoning at a New Year's party and demands $472 for his doctor bill. Heather refuses and insults him.
Your toddler is too fat
Daycare owner Kirby calls Kathy and says two-year-old Devon is too fat, drinks a gallon of milk, and will get apples, water, and SlimFast. She says her son is coming at 6:30 for full meals, then hears girlfriend Lucretia pranked her.
Walmart TV Theft
A store security officer calls a woman claiming her credit card was invalid for four TVs and she must return them, but she refuses.
A Two-Year-Old on SlimFast
A daycare owner tells Kathy's mother that her two-year-old is overweight, drinks a gallon of milk, and should be restricted to apples and water. She threatens the daycare before Tommy reveals that her girlfriend arranged the call.
Snitching Accusation in Jail
A man confronts his friend about snitching to get out of jail while another friend remains locked up. The friend explains he made bail and had to go to work, but the accuser won't back down.
Diabetes from Cooking
An ex-boyfriend claims his former girlfriend gave him diabetes through her cooking and wants medical bills paid.
Wet Robe Contest
A fundraiser coordinator convinces a choir member that the event is a wet robe contest requiring her to be naked beneath a soaked robe. She refuses emphatically and confronts the caller after the reveal.
Plumber and the Toilet
A customer calls plumber Adrian claiming that flushing the bathroom toilet makes sewage come out of the kitchen sink.
You Need Your Ass Beat
Nephew Tommy complains about the disrespectful new generation, discusses old men's anatomy and uncircumcised men, and lists all the things that will get you an ass beating, from buying a pregnancy test at the dollar store to being a vegan.
Dancing Parrot Prank
Tommy calls a man claiming his parrot is dancing, biting staff, and demanding a top hat at a bird rescue, confusing the owner before the prank reveal.
Power Company Test Prank
A man is asked to perform a series of ridiculous tests by the power company to avoid a shutdown.
Anchovy Pizza
A customer calls a pizzeria to complain about anchovies on his pizza, and the owner's attitude leads to a threat of violence.
Lap Dance Tip
A man calls a stripper claiming he accidentally gave her $100 instead of $10 for a lap dance and demands $90 back, but she refuses.
Peeing by the House
A caller confronts an older man about fluid being left beside his house while his wife is watching, leading to arguments about his health and threats. The caller eventually reveals that the accusation was a prank.
Free Rent for a Year
A tenant asks landlord Miss Linda to let them skip rent for the rest of the year because of the pandemic, but she refuses.
Don't tow my daddy's boat
An HOA caller gives Mr. Wilson two weeks to move a dead car, a camper, and the boat his late father left him. Wilson says that boat is the only thing his daddy gave him and threatens anyone who comes to tow it.
Peeing on the House Prank
An elderly man calls to apologize for urinating on a man's house, causing the homeowner to rage.
Child Support
A man calls Faison demanding child support for his daughter in Florida, leading to threats and confusion before the reveal by Derek Keener.
Borrow Your Aunt's Casket
A caller says a newly deceased woman needs an oversized casket and asks her niece to lend the casket already holding her aunt, effectively demanding an exhumation. The niece refuses angrily before Tommy reveals her sister Sheila's prank.
Steve Harvey Book Prank
A caller argues with Steve Harvey about his relationship book, then reveals Steve has been pranked.
Hotel Ankle Injury
A man calls a husband saying his wife twisted her ankle at a hotel and he dropped her, leading to panic and threats.
My Wife's Trainer Won't Leave Her Alone
A jealous husband accuses Muscle Marvin of pressuring his wife into private training and propositioning her. The trainer challenges him to fight, and he threatens to destroy the gym before Tommy reveals the homeboy arranged the prank.
Dry Cleaners Lost My Belt Loops
A customer argues with a dry cleaner about missing belt loops on his pants and gets an English-only lecture and a threat from the owner.
Make-A-Wish Nude Wife
A terminally ill man calls a church ministry asking for his dying wish to sleep with the pastor's wife.
We're Repossessing the Pews
A fake party-rental employee confirms an order while repeatedly insulting the customer and threatening to take the church's pews. He reveals that the customer's sister arranged the call, followed by a long studio argument about the prank.
Owe Your Ex-Husband $18,000
An attorney calls Miss Jones claiming she owes her ex-husband $18,000 from a divorce settlement seven years ago and threatens to garnish her wages.
Fight Party Debt
A man calls demanding $60 for a fight party, claiming the victim and his friends drank and ate without paying, leading to a heated argument before the prank reveal.
HOA Wants Your Daddy's Boat Gone (Reprise)
Williams from the HOA calls Mr. Wilson a second time about his non-working car, camper, and boat, but Mr. Wilson still refuses to move his late father's boat.
No cussing on the album
Tommy calls Scarface as a one-man No Cussing Rappers Association and demands to approve the album before it drops. Scarface tells him to buy it and stay out of his business, then laughs and plugs the record Made.
Neighborhood Watch
A man accuses the neighborhood watch captain of peeping at his wife and threatens to peep at his wife in return.
AC Repairman Accused of Peeing on House
A homeowner calls an air conditioner repairman accusing him of urinating on the side of his house while his wife watched from the window.
Cake with Inappropriate Design
A father calls a bakery to complain that his daughter's Hannah Montana cake arrived with a man's private part on it. The owner denies making the mistake and they argue.
Cake with private part delivered to school
A baker delivers a cake with a man's private part to a junior high birthday party, and the father is furious. The reveal: his girlfriend Stephanie pranked him.
You stole my Christmas yard
Tommy calls Cecil as neighbor Manny and accuses him of stealing a Christmas yard theme with Santa, Jesus, and the wise men. Cecil refuses to rearrange it and dares him to touch the manger, until friend Larry is revealed.
Church Account
A fake church member calls Pastor Hayes asking how much money is in the church account, claiming he's fallen on hard times and needs cash. The pastor refuses and demands to know who gave out his number.
Mama's Maple Tree Hit
Tommy calls a truck driver named Lloyd, claiming he hit his mama's maple tree and tore limbs off it. Lloyd insists he was never on the street that day.
Wedding in Jamaica Queens
A travel agent calls a bride-to-be about her honeymoon, but he booked Jamaica, Queens instead of Ocho Rios, Jamaica.
He Left His Draws
A doorman tells a married man that another man has been entering his apartment and leaving underwear behind. The increasingly furious husband demands surveillance footage and threatens the doorman until the prank is revealed.