Missing James Fortune
A producer aggressively insists James Fortune is due at the studio and threatens his job, while Fortune calmly explains that he is in Houston and was never scheduled. The impersonator finally identifies himself as Nephew Tommy.
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Keith Sweat missed the signing
A record-store worker tells Keith Sweat that fans are wrapped around the building for a signing he never booked. Sweat refuses to be talked to like a child and says he will see Raheem, who admits Tommy set the no-show up.
Record Store Signing
A record store employee calls Manny to complain that Manny missed a CD signing, leading to an argument.
Show Your Butt
Craig calls Marcus claiming his mother's Lincoln was stolen and a witness saw the thief's butt, so Marcus must come to a lineup to show his. Marcus refuses before learning his boy LJ pranked him.
Jealous boyfriend Valentine call
A coworker calls to ask what Valentine gift he should buy his girlfriend, prompting her jealous boyfriend to demand that he leave her alone and threaten him. After the boyfriend relents on a Victoria's Secret gift, Tommy reveals that his wife Diane staged the call.
Valentine's Gift for Diane
Nephew Tommy calls a man and pretends to be a coworker named Kendrick who wants to buy his wife Diane a Valentine's Day gift, sending the husband into a rage before the reveal.
Freezer Space for Bodies
Kevin B calls a restaurant supply company asking to store three dead bodies in their showroom freezer.
Peeing by the House
A caller confronts an older man about fluid being left beside his house while his wife is watching, leading to arguments about his health and threats. The caller eventually reveals that the accusation was a prank.
Which Wife Is He Married To?
A fake coworker calls a man's wife to report an injury and asks why another woman, Janice, is listed as his emergency contact. The real wife races to his workplace and threatens everyone before Tommy reveals the prank.
Choir Director Fired Over His 'Antics'
A fake church official calls Minister of Music Lorenzo to tell him he is being let go, with the mysterious 'antics' turning out to be his hairstyles, colored contacts, and flashy outfits.
Sold at the history auction
A Black History committee member asks Miss Glenda to be auctioned as a slave for a day to raise money. She refuses, curses him out, and dares him to sell her at her own house before learning her sister arranged the call.
Hair Salon Weave Prank
A man argues with a hair salon owner because she won't do his aunt's weave, leading to a shouting match.
Tell me who you're voting for
In a redneck voice, Tommy calls trucker Ernest, demands his presidential vote, and warns him not to show up for Obama. Ernest says the White House is getting painted black and to stop calling his phone.
Be My Valentine? (Reprise)
A second call to Davian with the same Valentine's proposal, again ending in anger and threats.
Jaguar Delivery
A car delivery driver calls about a 2013 Jaguar for a woman named Connie, but the wife intercepts and thinks her husband bought it for a mistress.
AC Repairman Accused of Peeing on House
A homeowner calls an air conditioner repairman accusing him of urinating on the side of his house while his wife watched from the window.
Suspended For Her Sons
A fake deacon tells a member that church leaders want her suspended because her sons are in jail, then challenges how she calculates her tithing. She insists that no one can keep her from attending church and curses the deacon before Tommy reveals the prank.
Car Scratch Accusation
A man calls accusing the woman of scratching his car, demanding $3,500, leading to a heated argument before the prank reveal.
Border Patrol says you smuggle people
A man identifying himself as Border Patrol in San Diego calls on a Sunday and accuses a Los Angeles man of smuggling people across from Tijuana, and the man furiously denies it.
Your Wife Is in My Dreams
A caller who claims to work with Rene tells Winston that she keeps appearing in his dreams and kissing him. Winston threatens to attack him and call Renee, and the caller finally admits it was a prank.
Ex wants his paid-for breast implants back
Ricky calls Madison's fiancé demanding the ten-thousand-dollar breast implants he bought her back as his property. The fiancé refuses, and Madison is revealed as the one who ordered the prank.
No Blacks For You
A caller from NBFU pressures Nicole and her black boyfriend to end their interracial relationship. They both rage before learning Lorraine set up the prank.
Peeing on the House Prank
An elderly man calls to apologize for urinating on a man's house, causing the homeowner to rage.
Church Bans Mother Over Her Sons
A church deacon tells a mother that the congregation may bar her because her sons are in jail and questions how faithfully she tithes. She demands the pastor call her directly and vows to keep attending until the prank is revealed.
Missed CeeLo Signing
A fake record-store employee accuses CeeLo Green of missing a packed CD signing and threatens to remove his album from the shelves. CeeLo insists nobody informed him, curses the caller, and is pranked by Tommy and the store crew.
No Blacks For You
A man from an organization called NBFU calls Nicole and her black boyfriend to tell them they should not be in an interracial relationship.
No Anchovies for Black Customers
A restaurant customer claims an entire party received anchovy pizzas because Black people do not eat anchovies. He threatens the owner over the supposed mistake before his mother reveals that she arranged the prank.
Church Suspension for Sons
Deacon Bowes calls Sister Mayfield to tell her she is being suspended from church because her sons are in jail, but she refuses to be kept from God's house.
Ex-wife's Valentine fruit basket
Posing as a delivery driver, Tommy tells Chad's wife Davina that Chad's ex-wife Dorita sent him a Valentine's fruit basket. Davina demands a manager and unloads until Tommy says Chad set up the call.
Valentine's request at work
A coworker calls a man at work to ask if he'll be his Valentine, leading to confusion and anger.
Voting for Obama
A survey caller asks a black man who he's voting for, then tries to discourage him from voting, leading to an angry response. He is pranked by Sylvie Jones.
Swinging Invitation
A man calls a husband claiming he's been swinging with his wife Nicole and invites him to join, leading to denial and anger.
Anchovy Pizza
A customer calls a pizzeria to complain about anchovies on his pizza, and the owner's attitude leads to a threat of violence.
Child Support Help
A co-worker asks a new employee to claim his secret baby on his child support so his wife won't find out.
Peeing in Neighbor's Yard
A man confronts his neighbor for urinating in his yard. The neighbor apologizes but dismisses it, leading to threats and a prank reveal.
You hit my car
A man calls a woman claiming she backed into his black Mercedes, citing a cross-eyed neighbor as a witness. The woman denies it, says her sister has her car, and tells him she has no insurance.
Neighbor Hears You Having Sex
A downstairs neighbor says he can hear the man having sex upstairs even though the man is at work, and threatens to come upstairs. The man angrily denies it until his own son is revealed as the prank caller.
Caterer Accused of Stealing Crystal
A man calls a caterer claiming she stole his Teflon pots and crystal dishes. She denies it and insults his family, leading to a heated argument and a prank reveal.
Black Heart Transplant
A fake hospital contact tells a man that his heart transplant came from a Black donor named Troy and pressures him about race, politics, and music. The man becomes suspicious before learning it was a prank.
Five-dollar tip on an eighty-dollar meal
Waiter Roderick calls Kenny from a seafood house to complain about a five-dollar tip on an eighty-dollar check. Kenny denies it, promises a shoe-tip in the parking lot, and learns his boy Richard set the call during a Christmas-party meeting.
Bring me some toilet paper
House-sitting for Rita, Tommy calls neighbor Charlie and begs him to run four houses down with toilet paper because his legs went numb on the toilet. Charlie tells him to use a towel, then realizes Rita set it up.
Michael Vick Interview
A fake sports radio host interviews Michael Vick, with callers asking bizarre questions about dog fighting and prison, before revealing the prank.
Fight Party Cable
A man invites a neighbor to a fight party but then asks to run 4,000 feet of cable from his house to watch the fight illegally.
Animal Delivery Prank
A man posing as a pet transport driver tells Adrian he is delivering two peacocks, a seal, and a baby kangaroo that must be signed for. Adrian insists he never ordered any animals.
Heart Transplant Prank
A man calls a heart transplant recipient claiming the heart came from his brother, then makes odd requests.
In Love With Your Wife Prank
A coworker calls a man to confess his love for his wife and that they have lunch daily.
Funeral at the Club Prank
A man suggests holding a funeral at a nightclub because the deceased loved the club, shocking his friend.
Pressure the Girlfriend
A caller pretending to be connected to a church sister asks Sister Felicia to pressure a girlfriend into a sexual act. She reacts angrily, calls the request inappropriate, and tells him to stop calling.
Girlfriend at My House
A caller repeatedly tells Terrence that his girlfriend Vita is at Rocky's house, refuses to put her on the phone, and threatens him. Vita is revealed as the prankster.
Glenda's ex is coming to the party
Lawrence calls a man watching the game and says Glenda, his high-school sweetheart, invited him over with beer and ice. The husband bars him from the house, they square up, and Tommy reveals Glenda arranged the prank.