Missing James Fortune
A producer aggressively insists James Fortune is due at the studio and threatens his job, while Fortune calmly explains that he is in Houston and was never scheduled. The impersonator finally identifies himself as Nephew Tommy.
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Keith Sweat missed the signing
A record-store worker tells Keith Sweat that fans are wrapped around the building for a signing he never booked. Sweat refuses to be talked to like a child and says he will see Raheem, who admits Tommy set the no-show up.
Record Store Signing
A record store employee calls Manny to complain that Manny missed a CD signing, leading to an argument.
Show Your Butt
Craig calls Marcus claiming his mother's Lincoln was stolen and a witness saw the thief's butt, so Marcus must come to a lineup to show his. Marcus refuses before learning his boy LJ pranked him.
Freezer Space for Bodies
Kevin B calls a restaurant supply company asking to store three dead bodies in their showroom freezer.
Valentine's Gift for Diane
Nephew Tommy calls a man and pretends to be a coworker named Kendrick who wants to buy his wife Diane a Valentine's Day gift, sending the husband into a rage before the reveal.
Tell me who you're voting for
In a redneck voice, Tommy calls trucker Ernest, demands his presidential vote, and warns him not to show up for Obama. Ernest says the White House is getting painted black and to stop calling his phone.
Choir Director Fired Over His 'Antics'
A fake church official calls Minister of Music Lorenzo to tell him he is being let go, with the mysterious 'antics' turning out to be his hairstyles, colored contacts, and flashy outfits.
Sold at the history auction
A Black History committee member asks Miss Glenda to be auctioned as a slave for a day to raise money. She refuses, curses him out, and dares him to sell her at her own house before learning her sister arranged the call.
Hair Salon Weave Prank
A man argues with a hair salon owner because she won't do his aunt's weave, leading to a shouting match.
AC Repairman Accused of Peeing on House
A homeowner calls an air conditioner repairman accusing him of urinating on the side of his house while his wife watched from the window.
Jaguar Delivery
A car delivery driver calls about a 2013 Jaguar for a woman named Connie, but the wife intercepts and thinks her husband bought it for a mistress.
Be My Valentine? (Reprise)
A second call to Davian with the same Valentine's proposal, again ending in anger and threats.
Church Suspension for Sons
Deacon Bowes calls Sister Mayfield to tell her she is being suspended from church because her sons are in jail, but she refuses to be kept from God's house.
Peeing on the House Prank
An elderly man calls to apologize for urinating on a man's house, causing the homeowner to rage.
Voting for Obama
A survey caller asks a black man who he's voting for, then tries to discourage him from voting, leading to an angry response. He is pranked by Sylvie Jones.
Car Scratch Accusation
A man calls accusing the woman of scratching his car, demanding $3,500, leading to a heated argument before the prank reveal.
Peeing in Neighbor's Yard
A man confronts his neighbor for urinating in his yard. The neighbor apologizes but dismisses it, leading to threats and a prank reveal.
No Blacks For You
A caller from NBFU pressures Nicole and her black boyfriend to end their interracial relationship. They both rage before learning Lorraine set up the prank.
Border Patrol says you smuggle people
A man identifying himself as Border Patrol in San Diego calls on a Sunday and accuses a Los Angeles man of smuggling people across from Tijuana, and the man furiously denies it.
Ex wants his paid-for breast implants back
Ricky calls Madison's fiancé demanding the ten-thousand-dollar breast implants he bought her back as his property. The fiancé refuses, and Madison is revealed as the one who ordered the prank.
No Blacks For You
A man from an organization called NBFU calls Nicole and her black boyfriend to tell them they should not be in an interracial relationship.
Michael Vick Interview
A fake sports radio host interviews Michael Vick, with callers asking bizarre questions about dog fighting and prison, before revealing the prank.
Your brother had me call about your girl
A caller claiming to be Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show tells Scottie that his brother Brian set up the call, then starts in on Scottie's girl until Scottie nearly loses it.
Anchovy Pizza
A customer calls a pizzeria to complain about anchovies on his pizza, and the owner's attitude leads to a threat of violence.
Copy Machine Butt Investigation
HR rep Darius calls Vaughn saying someone photocopied their butt and everyone must show their butt to clear their name.
Swinging Invitation
A man calls a husband claiming he's been swinging with his wife Nicole and invites him to join, leading to denial and anger.
Your Wife Is in My Dreams
A caller who claims to work with Rene tells Winston that she keeps appearing in his dreams and kissing him. Winston threatens to attack him and call Renee, and the caller finally admits it was a prank.
Bad Barbecue Neighbor
A supposed neighbor calls to complain that another man’s barbecue smoke smells terrible and that he is ruining the meat with the wrong wood and sauces. The target defends his cooking, curses back, and tells the neighbor to stop grilling.
Ex-wife's Valentine fruit basket
Posing as a delivery driver, Tommy tells Chad's wife Davina that Chad's ex-wife Dorita sent him a Valentine's fruit basket. Davina demands a manager and unloads until Tommy says Chad set up the call.
Child Support Help
A co-worker asks a new employee to claim his secret baby on his child support so his wife won't find out.
You hit my car
A man calls a woman claiming she backed into his black Mercedes, citing a cross-eyed neighbor as a witness. The woman denies it, says her sister has her car, and tells him she has no insurance.
Black Heart Transplant
A fake hospital contact tells a man that his heart transplant came from a Black donor named Troy and pressures him about race, politics, and music. The man becomes suspicious before learning it was a prank.
Five-dollar tip on an eighty-dollar meal
Waiter Roderick calls Kenny from a seafood house to complain about a five-dollar tip on an eighty-dollar check. Kenny denies it, promises a shoe-tip in the parking lot, and learns his boy Richard set the call during a Christmas-party meeting.
Valentine's request at work
A coworker calls a man at work to ask if he'll be his Valentine, leading to confusion and anger.
Glenda's ex is coming to the party
Lawrence calls a man watching the game and says Glenda, his high-school sweetheart, invited him over with beer and ice. The husband bars him from the house, they square up, and Tommy reveals Glenda arranged the prank.
Caterer Accused of Stealing Crystal
A man calls a caterer claiming she stole his Teflon pots and crystal dishes. She denies it and insults his family, leading to a heated argument and a prank reveal.
Animal Delivery Prank
A man posing as a pet transport driver tells Adrian he is delivering two peacocks, a seal, and a baby kangaroo that must be signed for. Adrian insists he never ordered any animals.
Church Wants Sister Gone Over Sons in Jail
A deacon calls Sister Cherise to say the church wants her to stop attending because her sons are in jail, prompting her to refuse and demand the pastor call her himself.
Fight Party Cable
A man invites a neighbor to a fight party but then asks to run 4,000 feet of cable from his house to watch the fight illegally.
Heart Transplant Prank
A man calls a heart transplant recipient claiming the heart came from his brother, then makes odd requests.
In Love With Your Wife Prank
A coworker calls a man to confess his love for his wife and that they have lunch daily.
Bring me some toilet paper
House-sitting for Rita, Tommy calls neighbor Charlie and begs him to run four houses down with toilet paper because his legs went numb on the toilet. Charlie tells him to use a towel, then realizes Rita set it up.
Praise Dance Gyrating Prank
A church brother calls the praise dance leader to complain about gyrating and toenail polish.
Funeral at the Club Prank
A man suggests holding a funeral at a nightclub because the deceased loved the club, shocking his friend.
Flowers charged to wife's card
A florist calls a wife to say her husband's card was declined for $300 flowers and charged her card instead, leading to fury.
Your daughter got the club job
Money B tells Kimmy's father she was hired to dance at Pink Stiletto in heels and thong bikinis. He says she is a college junior who will be a lawyer, threatens to break her arm, and then hears his daughter pranked him.
Neighborhood Watch
A man accuses the neighborhood watch captain of peeping at his wife and threatens to peep at his wife in return.
Church Surrogate Father
A church brother calls Brother Robert offering to be a surrogate father for his wife, leading to anger and threats.
Surrogate Mother
A man asks a fellow church member if his wife can be a surrogate mother naturally, offering to pay.