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50 calls match “write-off”

01

Tax Write-Off Prank

A man calls another man to ask if he can claim expenses spent on his wife as a tax write-off.

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taxeswrite-offwifeaffairprank
02

Bounced Check

A man pretending to be a church brother calls a woman claiming her $250 love offering check bounced, demanding repayment plus bank fees. She denies it and threatens to call the pastor before the reveal.

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churchcheckmoneyofferingprank
03

Country Music Band Booking Prank

A party planner insists an R&B band play country music, leading to a standoff.

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bandcountry musicbookingpartyprank
04

No weaves allowed at work

Byron from the job calls Risa after hours with new workplace rules, then says weaves and wigs are banned starting tomorrow morning. She refuses to take down a weave she paid hundreds for and dares them to fire her before learning coworker Jennifer set it up.

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workplacedress-codehairweavecoworker
05

Ku Klux Klan books the hotel

A caller reserves a hotel conference room for Friday and Saturday with hors d'oeuvres for about a thousand guests, then says the event is for the Ku Klux Klan.

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hotelconferencekkkcateringbooking
06

Virtual Prom Dress Prank

A scam V Prom organizer tells a mother her daughter must buy an expensive gown to attend the virtual prom or she will not graduate.

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promvirtualdressschoolpandemic
07

Bed Pan Prank

A man calls a nursery thinking it's a nurse station and demands someone clean his bed pan.

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bedpannurserynurseconfusion
08

Suing husband for infidelity

A man calls a law office wanting to sue his girlfriend's husband for messing up their relationship, leading to a heated argument with the receptionist.

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lawyerinfidelitylawsuitprank
09

Baby Chick in Egg Carton

A man calls the grocery store manager to complain that a baby chick hatched inside his carton of eggs, traumatizing his kids, and threatens a lawsuit.

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grocery storeeggsbaby chicklawsuittraumatized
10

Insurance Claim

An insurance adjuster accuses a woman of faking a fall and denies her claim, threatening to have her arrested.

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insurancefallclaimadjusterfraud
11

Coworker Cheating

A coworker calls a husband saying his wife Veronica is cheating on both of them with a guy named Alan.

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coworkercheatingveronicaaffairbetrayal
12

Pull your daughter off the stage

A third pass of the Pink Stiletto call has Kimmy's father swear she will not dance and that he will not let the club get in the way of its money. After the reveal he is still hot and says no man wants to drag his daughter out of a strip club.

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stripclubdaughterfatherangerjob
13

Your daughter got the club job

Money B tells Kimmy's father she was hired to dance at Pink Stiletto in heels and thong bikinis. He says she is a college junior who will be a lawyer, threatens to break her arm, and then hears his daughter pranked him.

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stripclubdaughterfatherjobbikini
14

Mowed the Wrong Yard

A lawn service calls to confirm a job, but the homeowner says they mowed the wrong yard and refuses to pay. The caller insists on payment, leading to threats.

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lawnyardmistakepaymentprank
15

Stolen Beat

A producer calls claiming his instrumental was stolen for a song, demanding compensation and threatening to meet up.

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musicinstrumentalstolenproducer
16

Football Mom Fight

A father calls another parent claiming his son will take her son's quarterback position, accusing her of sleeping with the coach.

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footballparentingsportsaccusation
17

Preacher's Wife Interview

A church representative calls a pastor's wife to ask if her husband is stressed at home, implying sexual matters, offending her.

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churchpreacherwifeinterviewstress
18

Hardware Store Body Disposal

A man calls a hardware store ordering duct tape, plastic, cement, and a machete to dispose of a 'body', terrifying the clerk.

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hardwarebodymurdersuspense
19

Turn Off the Lights

A utility worker calls Gerard claiming his bill is unpaid and threatens to shut off the power, despite Gerard insisting his wife paid it.

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prankutility billelectricitypaymentshutoff
20

Power Company Test Prank

A man is asked to perform a series of ridiculous tests by the power company to avoid a shutdown.

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power companyelectricitytestprankfrustration
21

Removed from the Funeral Program

A funeral director calls Keith to say he's been removed from the program for his aunt's funeral because he won't stick to the three-minute time limit.

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prankfuneralremarksfamilyprogram
22

The water company is coming back

A water-company worker accuses Murphy of turning his service back on after a shutoff for nonpayment and vows to come cut it off again. Murphy insists his bills are paid and demands a supervisor before Tommy reveals the prank from cousin Darrell.

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utilitieswaterbillshutoffargument
23

C Adoptions

An adoption agency calls a woman saying she volunteered to take in two Caucasian kids for Black History Month, but she denies it and gets angry.

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adoptionblack history monthkidsvolunteerconfusion
24

My Son Married Your Daughter Prank

A father calls another father claiming their college kids eloped and might be pregnant, leading to a fight.

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marriagepregnancychildrenfathersprank
25

Church Mic Glitch

A man calls the church media director threatening to beat him up if his cousin's microphone cuts out again.

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churchmicrophonechoirthreatprank
26

Divorce papers by fax

A process server faxes Mr. Kirby divorce papers at work, orders him out of the house within 24 hours, and then claims Kirby's wife showed up with his boss. Kirby is ready to confront them when Tommy says Kirby's wife arranged the call.

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divorcefaxmarriagebosslawyer
27

You Served Rabbit

A man calls a caterer claiming she served rabbit instead of chicken at a party. She denies it and gets angry.

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cateringrabbitchickenpartyfood
28

You Ate Rabbit

A caterer calls Tammy to apologize for accidentally serving rabbit instead of chicken at her aunt's birthday party and offers a small credit.

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prankcateringrabbitchickenbirthday
29

Panties Bet

A caller named Craig claims there's a bet at work about the color of Big Calvin's wife's panties and asks him to confirm, leading to threats.

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betpantieswifework
30

Stop Running on My Sidewalk

An older neighbor demands Dominique change her jogging route because she might spread coronavirus on the sidewalk.

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coronavirusrunningneighborsidewalk
31

Church Account

A fake church member calls Pastor Hayes asking how much money is in the church account, claiming he's fallen on hard times and needs cash. The pastor refuses and demands to know who gave out his number.

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churchpastormoneyscamphone
32

Cars on the Street

Tommy calls a neighbor complaining about too many cars parked on the street from a home mechanic business. The mechanic tries to defend himself, but the neighbor threatens to call the homeowners association and a tow truck.

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mechanicneighborparkingtow truckhomeowners association
33

Tow Truck Prank

A man calls a tow truck driver claiming he overjumped his car and blew the electrical system, demanding $1500.

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tow truckcarelectricalmoneythreat
34

The Church Microphone

Doug calls church media director Andre about his cousin's microphone mysteriously dying every week, then threatens to confront him at church. Tommy reveals that the microphone problem and confrontation were part of the prank.

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churchmicrophonefamilythreat
35

The stuttering party order

After a short on-air intro, a party-rental clerk with a heavy stutter calls Jason to confirm tables, chairs, a margarita machine, and tents for his sister's party. The bit is cut off before the reveal.

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partyrentalstutteringorderconfirmation
36

You Need Your Ass Beat

Nephew Tommy complains about the disrespectful new generation, discusses old men's anatomy and uncircumcised men, and lists all the things that will get you an ass beating, from buying a pregnancy test at the dollar store to being a vegan.

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oldmenassbeatbananateatiktokgeneration
37

Your toddler is too fat

Daycare owner Kirby calls Kathy and says two-year-old Devon is too fat, drinks a gallon of milk, and will get apples, water, and SlimFast. She says her son is coming at 6:30 for full meals, then hears girlfriend Lucretia pranked her.

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daycaretoddlerdietparentweight
38

Boomerang Book Ruining Relationships

A man calls Steve Harvey's bodyguard to complain that his book is ruining relationships. The bodyguard aggressively defends the book and challenges the caller to a fight.

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bookrelationshipbodyguardthreatprank
39

Condoms in the dry cleaning

A dry-cleaner manager tells Tamika that her husband Chris left cash, one cufflink, and two condoms in a suit pocket. She plans to collect the uncleaned clothes as evidence until the note in the pocket reveals the prank.

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dry-cleanercheatingmarriagecondomshusband
40

In Love With Your Wife Prank

A coworker calls a man to confess his love for his wife and that they have lunch daily.

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coworkerwifelovelunchprank
41

Are Your Lights On?

A neighbor calls a woman claiming her lights turn on his stove and oven, asking her to keep the lights off until maintenance fixes it, leading to a heated argument.

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neighborapartmentlightsstoveargument
42

Mama's Maple Tree Hit

Tommy calls a truck driver named Lloyd, claiming he hit his mama's maple tree and tore limbs off it. Lloyd insists he was never on the street that day.

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treetruckneighbordamageprank
43

Home Alarm Robbery Prank

A fake security agent tells Denise her alarm went off and a Black man is stealing from her house, making racial assumptions.

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alarmrobberysecurityracismneighborhood
44

A Mercedes for the ex-wife

A delivery driver tells Vernetta her husband paid cash for a black Mercedes GL550 as a Christmas gift for ex-wife Sandra, plate LUV X. She orders the truck to her house instead, then says she had already planned how to get him.

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carexwifechristmasmercedesdelivery
45

Can your wife breastfeed my baby

Tommy tells a stranger his girlfriend left him with a two-month-old and asks to borrow wife Melanie so she can breastfeed the baby. The husband puts Melanie on the line and threatens to bring the fight to the caller's house.

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breastfeedingbabywifestrangerfight
46

The cleaners is wearing my shirt

Tommy calls cleaners owner Wilson as customer Donnie and accuses him of wearing a missing shirt and a friend's pants around the shop. Wilson threatens him and drops the business until his boy is revealed as the prankster.

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drycleanerclothestheftcustomerargument
47

Hairstylist Accused of Glue Weave

A caller accuses a hairstylist of using glue that made his aunt's hair fall out in church. The stylist defends her skills and denies using glue, ending in a prank reveal.

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hairstylistweavegluechurchprank
48

Store Security Accusation

Fake store security officer Daniel accuses Tanya of stealing $1,800 in merchandise and giving it to her sister Cynthia.

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theftsecurityworkplaceaccusation
49

Prenuptial Agreement Prank

Nephew Tommy poses as an attorney named Carl and calls Sherry to tell her that DeAndre wants a prenuptial agreement signed before their wedding, or the wedding is off. Sherry erupts over DeAndre's lack of money and unpaid wedding costs before Tommy reveals the prank.

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prenupweddingmarriagemoneyprank
50

Spa Wax Appointment Prank

Tommy poses as spa employee Ramon confirming Owen's appointment for a back and butt wax, including a manzillion upgrade, causing Owen to rant about the $200 cost and refuse.

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