BPETMC Call Cut Off
Remy reaches Valerie and begins another BPETMC call, but the audio cuts away before he explains the request or Tommy reveals who arranged it.
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Coronavirus Coworker Prank
A fake HR representative questions Brielle about her cold and demands she get tested for coronavirus, threatening to have her removed from the building.
One More Cough Gets You Fired
Lawrence claims Brielle's cough is endangering her coworkers and says one more cough will cost her job. Darlene and Loretta turn out to have set up the call.
Neighborhood Watch
A man accuses the neighborhood watch captain of peeping at his wife and threatens to peep at his wife in return.
Child Support Until 21
A man calls a father claiming he is behind on child support and must pay until his son turns 21, even though the son is about to turn 18.
Child Support Until 21
A fake child support agent tells a father his payments will extend to age 21 despite his check stubs proving payments.
Shay Leon wants a salon booth
Nephew Tommy calls a D.C. salon owner as Shay Leon, a stylist just in from Los Angeles who wants to rent booth space in her suite. After she agrees to meet, he explains that a private hair specialist designs bikini-line hair, and the argument runs through threats and her shock at the Steve Harvey Morning Show reveal.
Park Affair Accusation
A man calls Karen to say he saw her husband Jason with his wife at a park, leading to anger and threats.
Can I have a kidney while you're open
Deacon Patterson calls Brother Conley before pancreas surgery, prays with him, then asks the doctors to take a kidney while he is open. Conley curses him out, and the reveal is that daughter Reesey wanted a smile before Friday's operation.
Cut From the Team
A football coach calls a mother to tell her that her son Malik didn't make the seventh-grade team because the coach's own son is quarterback, causing her to threaten to come to the school.
Package Delivered to Wrong House
Tommy poses as a delivery man and tells Tanya a man in a towel signed for her package and ate her chips, causing her to rage before revealing her cousin set up the prank.
My comb is in the casket
Barber Sean tells Mr. Guillory he left his family's comb and brush in the casket with uncle C.M. Guillory and wants the body brought up. Guillory breaks down and refuses, then learns his boy Scotty set the call up.
Sex Class Surprise for Husband
A Love Etc. instructor tells a husband that his wife Caitlin signed up for eight weeks of intimacy classes with a partner. He demands a refund before Tommy reveals the prank.
Valentine's Gift for Diane
Nephew Tommy calls a man and pretends to be a coworker named Kendrick who wants to buy his wife Diane a Valentine's Day gift, sending the husband into a rage before the reveal.
Not Graduating
Tommy poses as a student affairs officer calling a student to tell him he is not graduating, but the call cuts off before the reveal.
Bring me some toilet paper
House-sitting for Rita, Tommy calls neighbor Charlie and begs him to run four houses down with toilet paper because his legs went numb on the toilet. Charlie tells him to use a towel, then realizes Rita set it up.
Blind Barber
A blind man calls a barbershop owner asking for a booth and to cut hair, leading to an argument about discrimination.
Voting for Obama
A survey caller asks a black man who he's voting for, then tries to discourage him from voting, leading to an angry response. He is pranked by Sylvie Jones.
Power Company Test Prank
A man is asked to perform a series of ridiculous tests by the power company to avoid a shutdown.
Side Piece
A man calls a female church member claiming the pastor has a crush on her and asks if she'd be a side piece as a 'ministry.' She is disgusted and ends the call before the reveal.
Cemetery Sold
A cemetery official calls to say the land was sold and bodies must be moved for a freeway, and the relative threatens him.
Home Alarm Robbery Prank
A fake security agent tells Denise her alarm went off and a Black man is stealing from her house, making racial assumptions.
Barber Turns Chair With His Privates
Dennis calls his barber Brady to complain that he turned the chair with his private area instead of his hand, threatening a problem if it happens again.
H1N1 at the Bank
A fake HR rep tells a bank employee he has H1N1, cannot come to work, and will not be paid.
Homeschool Teacher Prank
A fake e-learning official tells Nikki she is failing at homeschooling her daughter Jasmine and could hold her back a grade.
Escalade Owner Sent to the Back
A man with a black Escalade threatens the parking-lot worker for sending him to the back of the church lot every Sunday.
Frieda's Cheating Husband (Reprise)
A second call to Frieda with the same premise about her husband Gerald texting another woman, with even more explicit language.
Always Parked At The Back
A driver claims church parking attendants deliberately direct his black Escalade to the back and threaten to fight the parking-lot worker. The worker accepts the confrontation, and Tommy later reveals that a friend arranged the call.
Peeing by the House
A caller confronts an older man about fluid being left beside his house while his wife is watching, leading to arguments about his health and threats. The caller eventually reveals that the accusation was a prank.
Peeing on the House Prank
An elderly man calls to apologize for urinating on a man's house, causing the homeowner to rage.
Doorman Prank
A doorman calls a resident saying a man left items in his apartment and his wife buzzed him up, implying an affair.
Cleaning Service Condoms
A cleaning service owner calls a tax office about finding condoms and then suggests the wife isn't satisfying her husband, leading to outrage.
Snitching Accusation in Jail
A man confronts his friend about snitching to get out of jail while another friend remains locked up. The friend explains he made bail and had to go to work, but the accuser won't back down.
Bartender Used My Credit Card
Bartender Jay Will calls Anthony to return his left credit card, then admits he used it for gas, uniforms, and car repairs before the call is cut off.
Naked pictures on the phone
Lonnie calls Frida claiming her husband has been texting Lonnie's wife Denise and sending naked pictures. Frida grills him about where they met and which daycare is involved before Tommy says her husband Gerald set up the prank.
The $1,500 Jump-Start Bill
Kenneth accuses a tow-truck driver of over-jumping Sheila's car, damaging its electrical system, and demands $1,500. The driver threatens him back before the reveal.
Lifeguard Bans Son for Peeing in Pool
A fake lifeguard named Glenn calls a mother to say her son is banned from the pool for peeing in it, citing his facial expressions as evidence. The mother angrily denies it and threatens to bring all her kids to the pool.
The Church Van Smells Like Weed
A church representative accuses a van driver of smoking marijuana while transporting elderly congregants. He threatens to inspect the van and protect the church's reputation before learning that Larry arranged the call.
Super Bowl Cheating
A man calls claiming he met the guy's girlfriend Beverly at a sports bar during the Super Bowl and she gave him her number.
Marry me for Christmas
Kenny, who says he knows Brad through Brad's brother, makes holiday small talk and then asks Brad to marry him on Christmas Day. Brad threatens to hunt him down until the number Tommy gives him is the show's line.
The cleaners is wearing my shirt
Tommy calls cleaners owner Wilson as customer Donnie and accuses him of wearing a missing shirt and a friend's pants around the shop. Wilson threatens him and drops the business until his boy is revealed as the prankster.
Wife's Other Man
A man calls to tell a husband he's been seeing his wife and suggests a paternity test. The husband stays calm until the reveal.
Valentine's Delivery
A delivery driver tries to drop off Valentine's gifts from a woman's ex-husband, including lingerie and sex toys, while her current husband threatens him.
Claiming the Unborn Baby
A supposed coworker named Lewis asks new employee Darius to claim his unborn baby so child support can be deducted from Darius's paycheck, promising to return the money. Darius refuses and learns that his cousin Dwayne arranged the prank.
Funeral at the Wedding
A caller posing as a church official tells a groom that a funeral will occur during his wedding and that the casket may have to share the bridal changing room. The furious groom threatens legal action before learning his best man arranged the prank.
AC Repairman Accused of Peeing on House
A homeowner calls an air conditioner repairman accusing him of urinating on the side of his house while his wife watched from the window.
Bad Breath Prank
A coworker calls to inform Adrian that the office thinks he has bad breath, sparking anger and threats.
Church Surrogate Father
A church brother calls Brother Robert offering to be a surrogate father for his wife, leading to anger and threats.
Pizza to Prison
A man tries to order ten pizzas for Angola penitentiary, but the pizza place refuses to deliver, leading to threats.
Love Deposit
A man calls a woman from a dating site asking for a $250 'love deposit' via Cash App before meeting, leading to rejection.
Trash Can Placement Complaint
A man calls a garbage collector to demand his trash cans be placed upright by the fence. The collector insists he's not on that route and they argue.