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50 calls match “crime watch”

01

Narcotics Raid on Crime Watch

An officer calls the head of the neighborhood crime watch claiming her two sons are selling drugs and a raid is imminent.

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prankpolicedrugscrime watchraid
02

Show Your Butt

Craig calls Marcus claiming his mother's Lincoln was stolen and a witness saw the thief's butt, so Marcus must come to a lineup to show his. Marcus refuses before learning his boy LJ pranked him.

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cartheftlineupbutt
03

Suing husband for infidelity

A man calls a law office wanting to sue his girlfriend's husband for messing up their relationship, leading to a heated argument with the receptionist.

▶5:34
lawyerinfidelitylawsuitprank
04

Neighborhood Watch

A man accuses the neighborhood watch captain of peeping at his wife and threatens to peep at his wife in return.

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neighborpeepingwatchwifeprank
05

Funky Gym Member

A man calls Keon at home to complain that his body odor is ruining the gym equipment and demands he wash before coming.

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gymbody odorworkouthygiene
06

Wife Correctional Services

A rep from Wife Correctional Services calls George to offer reprogramming his wife, insulting his manhood.

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marriagecontrolservicessurvey
07

Wife Reprogramming Service

Tommy poses as a confidential service asking whether a man's wife disrespects him, controls his TV time, and buys his clothes, offering to reprogram her. The increasingly suspicious caller threatens to find him before the reveal.

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wifemarriagereprogrammingcounseling
08

Michael Vick Interview

A fake sports radio host interviews Michael Vick, with callers asking bizarre questions about dog fighting and prison, before revealing the prank.

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michael vicksports radiointerviewcallers
09

Fight Party Cable

A man invites a neighbor to a fight party but then asks to run 4,000 feet of cable from his house to watch the fight illegally.

▶7:39
cablefight partyillegalneighbormayweather
10

Uncut call to a personal number

The compilation opens on a countdown and Tommy hyping an uncut CD while a man answers his personal line. The call turns into threats over money, a brother, and a blonde ass-whooping, then Tommy reveals the prank and tells everybody to sit down and watch.

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intropersonal-numberthreatscdmoney
11

Blind Barber

A blind man calls a barbershop owner asking for a booth and to cut hair, leading to an argument about discrimination.

▶7:27
blindbarberdiscriminationhandicapjob
12

Blood Threat

Tommy calls a man and threatens him with a gang-related beatdown over a CD.

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threatgangcdprank
13

Wife already planned his funeral

Funeral director John says wife Diane already picked a casket and needs the tombstone name for Robert, who is very much alive. Robert threatens to come to the funeral home, then learns his wife set up the prank.

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funeralwifecasketdeathsurprise
14

Senior center underwear accusation

A man is accused of leaving his underwear at a senior center, gets angry, and hangs up; the prank is revealed by Doris.

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senior centerunderwearaccusationprank
15

Retirement Home Underwear Prank

An attorney calls a man about his underwear found in a retirement home resident's room.

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retirement-homeunderwearattorneyscandal
16

No weaves allowed at work

Byron from the job calls Risa after hours with new workplace rules, then says weaves and wigs are banned starting tomorrow morning. She refuses to take down a weave she paid hundreds for and dares them to fire her before learning coworker Jennifer set it up.

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workplacedress-codehairweavecoworker
17

Park Affair Accusation

A man calls Karen to say he saw her husband Jason with his wife at a park, leading to anger and threats.

▶5:44
affairparkhusbandcheating
18

Super Bowl Cheating

A man calls claiming he met the guy's girlfriend Beverly at a sports bar during the Super Bowl and she gave him her number.

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super bowlcheatingrelationshipsports bar
19

HR wants a bigger chest

Human-resources rep Bill tells LaShonda that management wants her to enlarge her breasts and will pay half so she matches the office look. She threatens a lawsuit and her boyfriend before Tommy reveals the prank.

▶7:02
workplacehuman-resourcesharassmentappearancelawsuit
20

Three Bodies in One Casket Prank

A grieving man tries to convince a funeral home to put three bodies in one casket to save money, leading to a heated exchange.

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funeralcasketdeathmoneythreat
21

Dry Cleaners Lost My Belt Loops

A customer argues with a dry cleaner about missing belt loops on his pants and gets an English-only lecture and a threat from the owner.

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dry-cleanersbelt-loopspantslanguage
22

H1N1 at the Bank

A fake HR rep tells a bank employee he has H1N1, cannot come to work, and will not be paid.

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hrh1n1workflu
23

Angry Man Gets Pranked

Nephew Tommy calls an irate man who threatens violence and claims to have twenty tracks, only to find out it's a prank.

▶2:21
prank callangrythreatsmusicradio
24

You Don't Call My Personal Number

A man furiously rants after being called on his personal number, threatening the caller before Nephew Tommy reveals the prank.

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prank callpersonal numberrantphone
25

Jaguar Delivery

A car delivery driver calls about a 2013 Jaguar for a woman named Connie, but the wife intercepts and thinks her husband bought it for a mistress.

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carjaguardeliverymistressjealousy
26

HOA and Mama Speeding Prank

A fake HOA representative complains that Natalie's mother speeds through the neighborhood and threatens to have her arrested.

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hoaneighbormotherspeeding
27

DUI with Another Woman

A police officer calls a wife to say her husband Kenny was pulled over for drunk driving with another woman in the car.

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prankduipolicecheatingarrest
28

Lap Dance Tip

A man calls a stripper claiming he accidentally gave her $100 instead of $10 for a lap dance and demands $90 back, but she refuses.

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strip clubtipmoneyargument
29

Tell me who you're voting for

In a redneck voice, Tommy calls trucker Ernest, demands his presidential vote, and warns him not to show up for Obama. Ernest says the White House is getting painted black and to stop calling his phone.

▶8:26
electionvotingobamapollssurvey
30

Church Tithe Shaming Prank

A church official calls a member to shame her for not tithing enough, leading to an angry confrontation.

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churchtithesshamingmemberprank
31

Home Alarm Robbery Prank

A fake security agent tells Denise her alarm went off and a Black man is stealing from her house, making racial assumptions.

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alarmrobberysecurityracismneighborhood
32

Lifeguard Bans Son for Peeing in Pool

A fake lifeguard named Glenn calls a mother to say her son is banned from the pool for peeing in it, citing his facial expressions as evidence. The mother angrily denies it and threatens to bring all her kids to the pool.

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poollifeguardpeekidsangry mom
33

Mexican Roofer Stereotype

Tommy calls Eduardo pretending to be a neighbor who assumes all Hispanic people fix roofs and asks him to repair a leak.

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stereotyperooferneighborhispanic
34

Artist wants to paint his wife nude

An artist named Sebastian calls a husband for permission to paint his wife nude after claiming he already painted her head in Harlem. The husband threatens to meet him on 125th Street, then laughs when Tommy reveals the prank.

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artistnudewifeharlemjealousy
35

Ballet Shoes at Daycare

A daycare worker calls a father to report his son is wearing ballet shoes and a pink blanket, leading to anger.

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daycareballetparentingson
36

Neighbor Dating Advice

A neighbor calls to complain that the man only brings Black women home and demands he date white women. The man argues back before the reveal.

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neighbordatingracediscrimination
37

Steve Harvey Book Prank

A caller argues with Steve Harvey about his relationship book, then reveals Steve has been pranked.

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steve harveybookrelationshipargumentprank
38

Wash Your Hands

A customer calls Latrenda at the sandwich shop to complain she didn't wash her hands after using the bathroom. She threatens to fight him before learning her co-worker Tasha pranked her.

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sandwichhygienecustomerwork
39

Church Swimsuit Calendar

Brother Lester calls Gerald asking if his wife Allison can be in a singles ministry swimsuit calendar to raise money.

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churchcalendarswimsuitwifesingles
40

Neighbor Wants You to Date White Women

Tommy poses as a neighbor named Wendell who complains about the man bringing black women home and demands he date white women instead.

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neighbordatingraceinterracial
41

Racist Neighbor Call

Tommy calls a man pretending to be a neighbor named Wendell, complaining that he brings black women to his house and demanding he date white women. The man is infuriated.

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racismneighbordatingblack women
42

Neighbor Race Complaint

A neighbor calls a man to complain about him bringing black women to his house, demanding he date white women instead.

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neighborracismdatinginterracialprank
43

Stop Running on My Sidewalk

An older neighbor demands Dominique change her jogging route because she might spread coronavirus on the sidewalk.

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coronavirusrunningneighborsidewalk
44

Four TV Refund

A fake security employee tells a woman that her Black Friday television purchase used an invalid card and demands all four TVs back. She refuses and threatens legal action before the prank is revealed.

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black-fridayelectronicsfraudstoreprank-call
45

Principal's Corporal Punishment

New principal calls a parent to announce he's reinstating corporal punishment and will paddle kids, but the parent threatens him.

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schoolprincipalcorporal punishmentparentthreat
46

Lingerie Music Group

A music producer calls a woman claiming he wants her for a singing group called 'Lingerie' and asks for a photo in lingerie, but she angrily refuses.

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musicproducerlingerieauditionharassment
47

Dr. Petrie

A man named Jared calls Dr. Petrie's personal line claiming he's scared of intimacy and hides in the closet watching old TV shows. Dr. Petrie tries to counsel him while theme songs play in the background.

▶7:35
therapistintimacytvdoctorprank
48

Naked lifeguard job

A man offers a woman a high-paying lifeguard job at a gated community pool where adults swim nude and the lifeguard must also be nude. The woman is shocked and refuses.

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lifeguardnudepooljobprank
49

Thunderbolt's Male Dancing Gig

A male dancer called Thunderbolt phones a man named David claiming to be the fiancé of a woman he calls Squeaky, demanding the $150 balance for a Saturday night gig, which turns into a heated argument before Nephew Tommy reveals the prank.

▶6:18
dancerfiancemoneyclubargument
50

Prison Payback

Tommy claims to be K Dog, a recently released inmate who protected the caller's brother in prison and now demands $10,000. The caller threatens him.

▶6:57
prisonextortionmoneybrother

Nephew Tommy

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