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51 calls match “home-invasion”

01

Somebody broke into the house

Raymond Henderson whispers that burglars are inside the house right now and he does not know what to do. The man he called will not come over, assumes drugs are involved, and will only offer to phone the police, then learns his friend Wendell pranked him.

▶6:41
burglaryhome-invasionwhisperpolicefriend
02

Preacher's Wife Interview

A church representative calls a pastor's wife to ask if her husband is stressed at home, implying sexual matters, offending her.

▶7:36
churchpreacherwifeinterviewstress
03

Sexy Brenda Church Prank

Tommy impersonates a delivery resolution specialist and tells church secretary Brenda her nephew Darnell signed for adult packages, leading to a church-appropriate meltdown before the reveal.

▶7:54
churchpackagenephewadultprank call
04

Your toddler is too fat

Daycare owner Kirby calls Kathy and says two-year-old Devon is too fat, drinks a gallon of milk, and will get apples, water, and SlimFast. She says her son is coming at 6:30 for full meals, then hears girlfriend Lucretia pranked her.

▶7:22
daycaretoddlerdietparentweight
05

My comb is in the casket

Barber Sean tells Mr. Guillory he left his family's comb and brush in the casket with uncle C.M. Guillory and wants the body brought up. Guillory breaks down and refuses, then learns his boy Scotty set the call up.

▶10:06
funeralbarbercasketunclecomb
06

Velvet Rope Husband Prank

Tommy tells Brianna her husband Kevin was VIP at a male entertainment venue called Velvet Rope Lounge, sending her into a frenzy before the prank reveal.

▶2:55
clubhusbandvipmale revueprank call
07

Eyelash Extension Prank

A husband calls a lash salon to complain his wife's eyelashes are too long, threatening the business.

▶6:28
eyelashessalonhusbandcomplaintprank
08

Adult Daycare Sign-Up

A man calls an elderly woman to welcome her to an adult daycare her daughter signed her up for. She denies needing it and becomes suspicious, but then flirts with the caller.

▶7:12
daycareelderlydaughterconfusionprank
09

Super Bowl Party Noise 2

A neighbor calls to complain about another loud Super Bowl party and threatens to call the police, leading to a fight.

▶6:42
super bowlpartyneighbornoise
10

Walmart TV Theft

A store security officer calls a woman claiming her credit card was invalid for four TVs and she must return them, but she refuses.

▶6:52
walmarttvstheftcredit card
11

The upstairs parrot Benny

Tommy calls Devin as upstairs neighbor Chris, furious about loud late-night conversations, and refuses to believe the noise is Devin's parrot Benny. Devin threatens the bird until Tommy says Sean set up the prank.

▶5:39
neighbornoiseparrotapartmentcomplaint
12

Wife already planned his funeral

Funeral director John says wife Diane already picked a casket and needs the tombstone name for Robert, who is very much alive. Robert threatens to come to the funeral home, then learns his wife set up the prank.

▶5:55
funeralwifecasketdeathsurprise
13

Your Wife Is Your Brother

Bryce calls Marcus claiming his wife Tina is actually his long-lost brother Tim. Marcus is furious before learning his wife Tina set up the prank.

▶7:22
wifebrotherfamilysecret
14

Injured Worker Surveillance Sex

HR rep Ed calls injured worker Vincent to check on him, then accuses him of having sex based on surveillance cameras, violating his workers' comp restrictions.

▶6:30
workers compinjurysexsurveillancehr
15

Airport Goodbye Prank

A man calls Brian pretending his wife is leaving him for another man at the airport, causing distress.

▶4:47
airportwifeleavingaffair
16

Principal's Corporal Punishment

New principal calls a parent to announce he's reinstating corporal punishment and will paddle kids, but the parent threatens him.

▶6:52
schoolprincipalcorporal punishmentparentthreat
17

Doctor Left Wedding Ring Inside Patient

A doctor calls a patient to confess he accidentally left his wedding ring inside him during gallstone surgery and asks him to come back to have it removed. The patient refuses, threatens a lawsuit, and the doctor threatens to use chloroform.

▶7:10
medicalmalpracticewedding ringsurgerythreat
18

Lap Dance Tip

A man calls a stripper claiming he accidentally gave her $100 instead of $10 for a lap dance and demands $90 back, but she refuses.

▶4:58
strip clubtipmoneyargument
19

No weaves allowed at work

Byron from the job calls Risa after hours with new workplace rules, then says weaves and wigs are banned starting tomorrow morning. She refuses to take down a weave she paid hundreds for and dares them to fire her before learning coworker Jennifer set it up.

▶6:31
workplacedress-codehairweavecoworker
20

Doorman Prank

A doorman calls a resident saying a man left items in his apartment and his wife buzzed him up, implying an affair.

▶5:55
doormanapartmentaffairitemssuspicion
21

Parrot Benny Again

Another neighbor calls Chris about the same parrot noise complaint.

▶5:42
neighborparrotnoiseapartment
22

Your girl gave me bedbugs

Ernest calls for Shanice, gets her boyfriend Brandon, and says she left him with bedbugs that wrecked his apartment and put him $2,500 in the hole.

▶7:00
bedbugsgirlfriendboyfriendmoneyinfestation
23

Baby Chick in Egg Carton

A man calls the grocery store manager to complain that a baby chick hatched inside his carton of eggs, traumatizing his kids, and threatens a lawsuit.

▶6:57
grocery storeeggsbaby chicklawsuittraumatized
24

Animal Delivery Prank

A man posing as a pet transport driver tells Adrian he is delivering two peacocks, a seal, and a baby kangaroo that must be signed for. Adrian insists he never ordered any animals.

▶5:49
animalsdeliverypeacockskangarooseal
25

Glenda's ex is coming to the party

Lawrence calls a man watching the game and says Glenda, his high-school sweetheart, invited him over with beer and ice. The husband bars him from the house, they square up, and Tommy reveals Glenda arranged the prank.

▶6:50
partyhigh-school-sweetheartjealousywifebeer
26

Condom Recall Prank

A Walgreens manager calls about a defective condom recall, causing a wife to suspect her husband of cheating.

▶6:56
condomswalgreenscheatingrecallmarriage
27

Door Delivery

A door company calls a homeowner saying the contractor didn't pay, so they're coming to take all the doors back, leading to a heated argument.

▶6:51
doorscontractorpaymenthomeownerthreat
28

Burglar's Medicine

A man calls Clarence claiming he was with the burglars who broke into his house, but only wants to retrieve his medicine left behind. Clarence threatens him before the reveal that his sister Bree set it up.

▶7:15
burglarymedicineneighborrevenge
29

Are Your Lights On?

A neighbor calls a woman claiming her lights turn on his stove and oven, asking her to keep the lights off until maintenance fixes it, leading to a heated argument.

▶7:04
neighborapartmentlightsstoveargument
30

The Four-Three Relationship

Devin calls Maurice claiming Keisha agreed to a 'four-three relationship' where she'd spend four days with Maurice and three with him.

▶6:51
relationshipaffairkeishafour-three
31

Pre-K Held Back

A fake principal calls a mother to say her son must repeat kindergarten because he can't color or do arithmetic, but she fiercely defends her child.

▶7:14
schoolkindergartenmotherprincipalcoloring
32

Removed from the Funeral Program

A funeral director calls Keith to say he's been removed from the program for his aunt's funeral because he won't stick to the three-minute time limit.

▶6:15
prankfuneralremarksfamilyprogram
33

Condoms in the dry cleaning

A dry-cleaner manager tells Tamika that her husband Chris left cash, one cufflink, and two condoms in a suit pocket. She plans to collect the uncleaned clothes as evidence until the note in the pocket reveals the prank.

▶6:40
dry-cleanercheatingmarriagecondomshusband
34

Ballet Shoes at Daycare

A daycare worker calls a father to report his son wears pink blankets and ballet shoes and snaps his fingers in a circle. The father gets irate and threatens to come down, until the prank is revealed.

▶5:44
daycareballetparentingmasculinityprank call
35

10-Year Affair

A man calls a husband claiming he's been secretly seeing his wife for 10 years, causing emotional turmoil.

▶6:48
affair10 yearssecrethusbandconfrontation
36

Cleaning Service Condoms

A cleaning service owner calls a tax office about finding condoms and then suggests the wife isn't satisfying her husband, leading to outrage.

▶6:15
cleaningtax officecondomsaffairinsult
37

Postman Affair

A husband calls a postman accusing him of having an affair with his wife because he found a postal shirt at home.

▶5:43
postmanaffairmailjealousyprank
38

Postman at the Door

Benny accuses postal carrier Carlos of repeatedly visiting his home and leaving behind a work shirt. He threatens Carlos before revealing that the entire confrontation was a prank.

▶5:55
mailmanstalkinghomethreat
39

Mailman Affair Prank

A man calls a postman accusing him of having an affair with his wife.

▶5:37
mailmanaffairpost-officewife
40

He Left His Draws

A doorman tells a married man that another man has been entering his apartment and leaving underwear behind. The increasingly furious husband demands surveillance footage and threatens the doorman until the prank is revealed.

▶16:00
underweardoormanjealousyapartment
41

Deacon demands New Year's church

Deacon Patterson calls Brother Adrian on New Year's Eve and insists he come down to church that night to bring in the new year with the congregation.

▶6:26
churchnew-years-evedeaconholidayobligation
42

Baptism on wheels in the driveway

Brother Springwater tells Wilson Campbell that friends paid for a baptismal pool on a truck to dunk him in his driveway. Wilson threatens to drown the whole congregation, then learns his boy Mason paid for the prank.

▶7:25
churchbaptismdrivewayneighborsfriends
43

The cleaners is wearing my shirt

Tommy calls cleaners owner Wilson as customer Donnie and accuses him of wearing a missing shirt and a friend's pants around the shop. Wilson threatens him and drops the business until his boy is revealed as the prankster.

▶6:58
drycleanerclothestheftcustomerargument
44

Ballet Shoes at Daycare

A daycare worker calls a father to report his son is wearing ballet shoes and a pink blanket, leading to anger.

▶7:11
daycareballetparentingson
45

Husband Calls Wife During Lunch

A coworker calls a husband to complain that he calls his wife every day during her lunch break, cutting into their time, leading the husband to threaten to come to the workplace.

▶6:18
coworkerlunchhusbandwifethreats
46

Valentine's Delivery

A delivery driver tries to drop off Valentine's gifts from a woman's ex-husband, including lingerie and sex toys, while her current husband threatens him.

▶7:10
valentinedeliveryex-husbandflowerssex-toys
47

Kindergarten retention due to coloring

Principal calls a mother to say her son must repeat kindergarten because he can't color inside the lines, leading to a heated argument about race and parenting.

▶6:27
schoolkindergartenparentingraceprank
48

Four TV Refund

A fake security employee tells a woman that her Black Friday television purchase used an invalid card and demands all four TVs back. She refuses and threatens legal action before the prank is revealed.

▶6:56
black-fridayelectronicsfraudstoreprank-call
49

Trash Can Placement Complaint

A man calls a garbage collector to demand his trash cans be placed upright by the fence. The collector insists he's not on that route and they argue.

▶7:31
trashgarbagecollectioncomplaintprank
50

Probation Drug Test Positive

A probation officer calls a woman to tell her drug test came back positive. She insists it's a mistake and demands to speak to her real probation officer.

▶6:09
probationdrug testpositivemistakeprank
51

Essential Worker Neighbor Prank

A neighbor claims an essential worker should stay home during the pandemic and threatens not to let her back in the building.

▶6:43
neighborpandemicessential-workerapartment

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