Stolen Car from Used Car Lot
A detective calls a man to say the car he bought from a used car lot is stolen and must be impounded, but the man refuses and demands compensation.
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Bartender Used My Card Again
A repeat of the bartender credit card prank: the bartender admits using Anthony's card and Anthony threatens him.
Bartender Used My Credit Card
Bartender Jay Will calls Anthony to return his left credit card, then admits he used it for gas, uniforms, and car repairs before the call is cut off.
Don't tow my daddy's boat
An HOA caller gives Mr. Wilson two weeks to move a dead car, a camper, and the boat his late father left him. Wilson says that boat is the only thing his daddy gave him and threatens anyone who comes to tow it.
HOA Wants Your Daddy's Boat Gone (Reprise)
Williams from the HOA calls Mr. Wilson a second time about his non-working car, camper, and boat, but Mr. Wilson still refuses to move his late father's boat.
Snitching Accusation in Jail
A man confronts his friend about snitching to get out of jail while another friend remains locked up. The friend explains he made bail and had to go to work, but the accuser won't back down.
Mama's Maple Tree Hit
Tommy calls a truck driver named Lloyd, claiming he hit his mama's maple tree and tore limbs off it. Lloyd insists he was never on the street that day.
Uber Hearse Prank
An Uber driver tells a passenger he'll pick him up in a hearse with a corpse in the back.
Fight Party Cable
A man invites a neighbor to a fight party but then asks to run 4,000 feet of cable from his house to watch the fight illegally.
Hardware Store Body Disposal
A man calls a hardware store ordering duct tape, plastic, cement, and a machete to dispose of a 'body', terrifying the clerk.
Facebook Wife Prank
Tommy poses as a jealous husband accusing Maurice of messaging his wife Denise on Facebook; Maurice denies it and threatens him before the reveal.
Trash Can Placement Complaint
A man calls a garbage collector to demand his trash cans be placed upright by the fence. The collector insists he's not on that route and they argue.
Probation Drug Test Positive
A probation officer calls a woman to tell her drug test came back positive. She insists it's a mistake and demands to speak to her real probation officer.
KKK Scholarship
A coach calls a mother offering her son a full scholarship from the KKK, and she furiously rejects it.
Marry me for Christmas
Kenny, who says he knows Brad through Brad's brother, makes holiday small talk and then asks Brad to marry him on Christmas Day. Brad threatens to hunt him down until the number Tommy gives him is the show's line.
Car Scratch Accusation
A man calls accusing the woman of scratching his car, demanding $3,500, leading to a heated argument before the prank reveal.
You hit my car
A man calls a woman claiming she backed into his black Mercedes, citing a cross-eyed neighbor as a witness. The woman denies it, says her sister has her car, and tells him she has no insurance.
A Mercedes for the ex-wife
A delivery driver tells Vernetta her husband paid cash for a black Mercedes GL550 as a Christmas gift for ex-wife Sandra, plate LUV X. She orders the truck to her house instead, then says she had already planned how to get him.
The valet stole my Lexus
After coaching Orlando to play a valet, Tommy calls Mr. Franklin as the manager and says a worker quit and took his new Lexus. Franklin threatens to sue everyone involved until his wife Carrie is revealed.
Jaguar Delivery
A car delivery driver calls about a 2013 Jaguar for a woman named Connie, but the wife intercepts and thinks her husband bought it for a mistress.
Valet Accused of Joyride and Theft
A man calls Curtis, a hotel valet, accusing him of putting 100 miles on his BMW and stealing loose change. Curtis denies it, and Tommy reveals the prank was set up by coworker T.C.
Tow Truck Prank
A man calls a tow truck driver claiming he overjumped his car and blew the electrical system, demanding $1500.
Lingerie Music Group
A music producer calls a woman claiming he wants her for a singing group called 'Lingerie' and asks for a photo in lingerie, but she angrily refuses.
Giving up mistress for Lent
A man calls another man to confess he's been sleeping with his wife but is giving it up for Lent, leading to threats and confusion.
DUI with Another Woman
A police officer calls a wife to say her husband Kenny was pulled over for drunk driving with another woman in the car.
Debt Collector Takes His Truck
A supposed debt collector says the man owes $1,200 to a deceased person and threatens to repossess his truck unless he pays. He refuses and later learns a coworker named Trevor arranged the prank.
Flowers charged to wife's card
A florist calls a wife to say her husband's card was declined for $300 flowers and charged her card instead, leading to fury.
Dead Person Collection Agency Prank
A collection agency for the dead calls a man to collect a debt, threatening to take his truck.
Church Parking Lot Prank
A churchgoer accuses the parking attendant of sending him to the back because his van is raggedy.
Five-dollar tip on an eighty-dollar meal
Waiter Roderick calls Kenny from a seafood house to complain about a five-dollar tip on an eighty-dollar check. Kenny denies it, promises a shoe-tip in the parking lot, and learns his boy Richard set the call during a Christmas-party meeting.
Park Affair Accusation
A man calls Karen to say he saw her husband Jason with his wife at a park, leading to anger and threats.
Breast-milk eggnog for the potluck
Brian claims he works with a new mother's sister, invites her to the office Christmas potluck, and asks her to bring eggnog made from her breast milk.
Cheating Wife Confrontation
Tommy calls Cliff claiming to be a man who has been sleeping with his wife. Cliff is enraged and threatens to find and fight him.
Always Parked in Back
A churchgoer accuses the parking-lot attendant of deliberately sending his raggedy van to the back while newer cars park up front. They threaten an immediate fight before Lester reveals the setup.
Diabetes from Cooking
An ex-boyfriend claims his former girlfriend gave him diabetes through her cooking and wants medical bills paid.
Ku Klux Klan books the hotel
A caller reserves a hotel conference room for Friday and Saturday with hors d'oeuvres for about a thousand guests, then says the event is for the Ku Klux Klan.
Border Patrol says you smuggle people
A man identifying himself as Border Patrol in San Diego calls on a Sunday and accuses a Los Angeles man of smuggling people across from Tijuana, and the man furiously denies it.
Naked pictures on the phone
Lonnie calls Frida claiming her husband has been texting Lonnie's wife Denise and sending naked pictures. Frida grills him about where they met and which daycare is involved before Tommy says her husband Gerald set up the prank.
Wife already planned his funeral
Funeral director John says wife Diane already picked a casket and needs the tombstone name for Robert, who is very much alive. Robert threatens to come to the funeral home, then learns his wife set up the prank.
Show Your Butt
Craig calls Marcus claiming his mother's Lincoln was stolen and a witness saw the thief's butt, so Marcus must come to a lineup to show his. Marcus refuses before learning his boy LJ pranked him.
Cars on the Street
Tommy calls a neighbor complaining about too many cars parked on the street from a home mechanic business. The mechanic tries to defend himself, but the neighbor threatens to call the homeowners association and a tow truck.
Home Alarm Robbery Prank
A fake security agent tells Denise her alarm went off and a Black man is stealing from her house, making racial assumptions.
Escalade Owner Sent to the Back
A man with a black Escalade threatens the parking-lot worker for sending him to the back of the church lot every Sunday.
Limo Bank Job
A man calls a limo service to hire a limo for a bank robbery, asking the driver to keep the car running for a quick getaway.
Wife in the Limo (Reprise)
The limo driver prank repeats: Rob is told his wife is in the back of the limo with another man.
Principal's Butt Cheeks Complaint
A principal calls Nate about his wife's revealing outfits when dropping off their daughter, asking her to come to his office.
Church Late Fee
A deacon tells Tracy the church will charge $15 for arriving late, upsetting her as a struggling single mother.
My Mama Got Sick From Your Salad
A man calls a restaurant owner claiming his mother got sick from a salad at Soul Vives and threatens her when she dismisses the complaint, then reveals it is Nephew Tommy prank-calling on behalf of her cousin Antoinette.
Stolen Jesus Statue
A man calls another man accusing him of stealing his Jesus statue from the yard, leading to a confusing and angry argument.
HOA and Mama Speeding Prank
A fake HOA representative complains that Natalie's mother speeds through the neighborhood and threatens to have her arrested.