A Very Short BPETMC Call
Valerie receives the opening of the same BPETMC anti-chicken petition pitch. The call is cut off almost immediately, before any reveal or response.
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KKK Banquet
A caller books two nights, catering, and space for roughly 1,000 people, identifying the event as an interest meeting for the Ku Klux Klan. The hotel employee refuses to cater, and the call is cut off before a reveal.
Daycare Calls About the Child
A brief call begins with the daycare owner introducing himself to a child's mother and asking about the child, but the conversation is cut off before the exchange or reveal.
BPETMC Call Cut Off
Remy reaches Valerie and begins another BPETMC call, but the audio cuts away before he explains the request or Tommy reveals who arranged it.
Not Graduating
Tommy poses as a student affairs officer calling a student to tell him he is not graduating, but the call cuts off before the reveal.
Bartender Used My Credit Card
Bartender Jay Will calls Anthony to return his left credit card, then admits he used it for gas, uniforms, and car repairs before the call is cut off.
Foreclosure Realtor Prank
A realtor calls a homeowner claiming his house is going into foreclosure, but the call is cut off before the reveal.
The stuttering party order
After a short on-air intro, a party-rental clerk with a heavy stutter calls Jason to confirm tables, chairs, a margarita machine, and tents for his sister's party. The bit is cut off before the reveal.
Cut the pecan tree
Tommy calls L.C. Davis as the neighbors' son and demands he trim the pecan limbs hanging into his mother's yard. The fight turns into gun threats and a driveway standoff until Tommy says Davis's brother Milton arranged it.
Black People Eat Too Much Chicken
A man calls several people claiming to be from an organization trying to get black people to stop eating so much chicken.
Cemetery wrong grave
Tommy calls a cemetery administrator claiming his family prayed over the wrong grave.
My comb is in the casket
Barber Sean tells Mr. Guillory he left his family's comb and brush in the casket with uncle C.M. Guillory and wants the body brought up. Guillory breaks down and refuses, then learns his boy Scotty set the call up.
Blind Barber
A blind man calls a barbershop owner asking for a booth and to cut hair, leading to an argument about discrimination.
You Have Oaktreeocity
A lab technician tells truck driver Marvin that a rare South American fungus will grow a small tree from his navel, which must grow for four weeks before treatment. Marvin, worried about his upcoming Jamaica wedding, threatens to come to the office and remove it before Earl is revealed as the prankster.
Oak Tree Navel
A lab technician tells Marvin he has oak triocitus, a rare fungus that will grow a small tree from his navel. Marvin panics before learning his boy Earl pranked him.
Mama's Maple Tree Hit
Tommy calls a truck driver named Lloyd, claiming he hit his mama's maple tree and tore limbs off it. Lloyd insists he was never on the street that day.
Mowed the Wrong Yard
A lawn service calls to confirm a job, but the homeowner says they mowed the wrong yard and refuses to pay. The caller insists on payment, leading to threats.
Barber Shop Prank
A man calls a barber asking to get his girlfriend's initials shaved into his pubic hair, but the barber is disgusted and refuses.
Barber Turns Chair With His Privates
Dennis calls his barber Brady to complain that he turned the chair with his private area instead of his hand, threatening a problem if it happens again.
Mexican Roofer Stereotype
Tommy calls Eduardo pretending to be a neighbor who assumes all Hispanic people fix roofs and asks him to repair a leak.
We're Repossessing the Pews
A fake party-rental employee confirms an order while repeatedly insulting the customer and threatening to take the church's pews. He reveals that the customer's sister arranged the call, followed by a long studio argument about the prank.
Hairstylist Accused of Glue Weave
A caller accuses a hairstylist of using glue that made his aunt's hair fall out in church. The stylist defends her skills and denies using glue, ending in a prank reveal.
Church Deacon Prank
Tommy poses as a deacon who has been visiting a man's wife to pray, but the husband accuses him of trying to holler at her, sparking a church-flavored argument.
Pastor Prank
A husband accuses his pastor of coming over too often to pray for his wife, suspecting an affair, leading to a heated exchange.
Deacon Visits Sick Wife
A husband accuses a church brother of visiting his sick wife too often and trying to holler at her, leading to threats and the reveal.
Pastor's Suspicious Visits
A man claims the caller's husband has repeatedly visited to pray for his sick wife, and the husband accuses the caller of pursuing her and threatens violence. The accusation is eventually revealed as a prank.
The water company is coming back
A water-company worker accuses Murphy of turning his service back on after a shutoff for nonpayment and vows to come cut it off again. Murphy insists his bills are paid and demands a supervisor before Tommy reveals the prank from cousin Darrell.
Wear burlap to work for Black History
Chad calls James at night claiming to be his regional manager and tells him he has to come to work tomorrow wearing burlap for Black History Month.
Child support garnishment
A caller from the district attorney's office tells a woman that her check will be garnished for her husband's unpaid child support. She threatens to quit her job, saying she won't support someone else's kids.
Put fifty-five thousand in the envelope
Cutty tells bank teller Brandon to load $55,000 into a brown envelope at 3:30, and he mentions Brandon's daughter in junior high. Brandon tells him to come get an ass-whooping, then learns coworker Stacey set it up.
He Left His Draws
A doorman tells a married man that another man has been entering his apartment and leaving underwear behind. The increasingly furious husband demands surveillance footage and threatens the doorman until the prank is revealed.
Claim your son on my taxes
Curtis calls a father and pretends they know each other from the boy's Blazers little-league games, then asks if he can claim the son as a dependent on his taxes.
Cut From the Team
A football coach calls a mother to tell her that her son Malik didn't make the seventh-grade team because the coach's own son is quarterback, causing her to threaten to come to the school.
Limo Bank Job
A man calls a limo service to hire a limo for a bank robbery, asking the driver to keep the car running for a quick getaway.
Defective Condom Recall
A fake Walmart manager tells a woman that her husband bought defective condoms, then calls him and repeats the accusation. The husband and wife argue over the supposed purchase until Tommy reveals the prank.
Trapped in the closet
Tommy calls a man pretending to be hiding in a closet while intruders are in his house.
Tow Truck Prank
A man calls a tow truck driver claiming he overjumped his car and blew the electrical system, demanding $1500.
Turn Off the Lights
A utility worker calls Gerard claiming his bill is unpaid and threatens to shut off the power, despite Gerard insisting his wife paid it.
Stop Running on My Sidewalk
An older neighbor demands Dominique change her jogging route because she might spread coronavirus on the sidewalk.
Tell me who you're voting for
In a redneck voice, Tommy calls trucker Ernest, demands his presidential vote, and warns him not to show up for Obama. Ernest says the White House is getting painted black and to stop calling his phone.
Your toddler is too fat
Daycare owner Kirby calls Kathy and says two-year-old Devon is too fat, drinks a gallon of milk, and will get apples, water, and SlimFast. She says her son is coming at 6:30 for full meals, then hears girlfriend Lucretia pranked her.
Hardware Store Body Disposal
A man calls a hardware store ordering duct tape, plastic, cement, and a machete to dispose of a 'body', terrifying the clerk.
They'll Garnish Your Paycheck
A fake child-support worker says a woman's paycheck will be garnished for her husband's child, prompting her to threaten to quit so she can feed her own children. Her sister joins the call, and the argument ends with the prank exposed.
Church Mic Glitch
A man calls the church media director threatening to beat him up if his cousin's microphone cuts out again.
The Church Microphone
Doug calls church media director Andre about his cousin's microphone mysteriously dying every week, then threatens to confront him at church. Tommy reveals that the microphone problem and confrontation were part of the prank.
Carpet Cleaning Grandma's Ashes 2
A carpet cleaning owner is again accused of losing a grandmother's ashes.
Apartment 316 Superstition
A man insists on moving into Dale's apartment 316 because he can't function otherwise, refusing other units and threatening him. Dale's coworker Linda set up the prank.
Grandmother's Urn Moved
Tommy poses as a carpet cleaning company owner and tells a man that his crew accidentally knocked over his grandmother's urn. The man is furious and threatens to come down to the office.
Bartender Used My Card Again
A repeat of the bartender credit card prank: the bartender admits using Anthony's card and Anthony threatens him.
Stop Burning That Barbecue
A fake neighbor says Gerald's barbecue smoke is ruining the block, attacks his cooking, and orders him not to grill for a month. After Gerald threatens to visit, Tommy reveals that his cousin Trey set it up.
Panty Party Invitation Prank
A man calls another man to invite his girlfriend to a panty party, leading to threats.
Zoom Inappropriate Behavior Prank
A husband accuses his wife's coworker of inappropriate behavior on a Zoom call, leading to a heated argument.
HOA Wants Your Daddy's Boat Gone (Reprise)
Williams from the HOA calls Mr. Wilson a second time about his non-working car, camper, and boat, but Mr. Wilson still refuses to move his late father's boat.
50s Are the Shit
Nephew Tommy pretends to be a comedian at a club in Stockbridge, Georgia, celebrating the 50s and ranting about eight-track tapes, mixtapes, and nighttime bathroom habits.
Wet Robe Contest
A fundraiser coordinator convinces a choir member that the event is a wet robe contest requiring her to be naked beneath a soaked robe. She refuses emphatically and confronts the caller after the reveal.
Make-A-Wish Nude Wife
A terminally ill man calls a church ministry asking for his dying wish to sleep with the pastor's wife.
Child Support Until 21
A man calls a father claiming he is behind on child support and must pay until his son turns 21, even though the son is about to turn 18.