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01

Not Graduating

Tommy poses as a student affairs officer calling a student to tell him he is not graduating, but the call cuts off before the reveal.

▶0:29
collegegraduationstudent affairscut off
02

Bartender Used My Credit Card

Bartender Jay Will calls Anthony to return his left credit card, then admits he used it for gas, uniforms, and car repairs before the call is cut off.

▶4:30
credit cardbartenderfraudprank
03

Foreclosure Realtor Prank

A realtor calls a homeowner claiming his house is going into foreclosure, but the call is cut off before the reveal.

▶0:05
realtorforeclosurehouseprank
04

The stuttering party order

After a short on-air intro, a party-rental clerk with a heavy stutter calls Jason to confirm tables, chairs, a margarita machine, and tents for his sister's party. The bit is cut off before the reveal.

▶5:59
partyrentalstutteringorderconfirmation
05

Cut the pecan tree

Tommy calls L.C. Davis as the neighbors' son and demands he trim the pecan limbs hanging into his mother's yard. The fight turns into gun threats and a driveway standoff until Tommy says Davis's brother Milton arranged it.

▶11:02
neighborpecan-treeyardargumentgun
06

Black People Eat Too Much Chicken

A man calls several people claiming to be from an organization trying to get black people to stop eating so much chicken.

▶6:12
chickensurveyracismpetitionprank
07

Cemetery wrong grave

Tommy calls a cemetery administrator claiming his family prayed over the wrong grave.

▶5:00
cemeterygravemistake
08

Blind Barber

A blind man calls a barbershop owner asking for a booth and to cut hair, leading to an argument about discrimination.

▶7:27
blindbarberdiscriminationhandicapjob
09

My comb is in the casket

Barber Sean tells Mr. Guillory he left his family's comb and brush in the casket with uncle C.M. Guillory and wants the body brought up. Guillory breaks down and refuses, then learns his boy Scotty set the call up.

▶10:06
funeralbarbercasketunclecomb
10

Oak Tree Navel

A lab technician tells Marvin he has oak triocitus, a rare fungus that will grow a small tree from his navel. Marvin panics before learning his boy Earl pranked him.

▶7:17
medicalfungusnaveldisease
11

Mowed the Wrong Yard

A lawn service calls to confirm a job, but the homeowner says they mowed the wrong yard and refuses to pay. The caller insists on payment, leading to threats.

▶6:45
lawnyardmistakepaymentprank
12

Mama's Maple Tree Hit

Tommy calls a truck driver named Lloyd, claiming he hit his mama's maple tree and tore limbs off it. Lloyd insists he was never on the street that day.

▶7:28
treetruckneighbordamageprank
13

Barber Shop Prank

A man calls a barber asking to get his girlfriend's initials shaved into his pubic hair, but the barber is disgusted and refuses.

▶6:10
barberpubic hairinitialsgroomingdisgust
14

Barber Turns Chair With His Privates

Dennis calls his barber Brady to complain that he turned the chair with his private area instead of his hand, threatening a problem if it happens again.

▶6:22
barberhaircutcomplaintprank
15

Mexican Roofer Stereotype

Tommy calls Eduardo pretending to be a neighbor who assumes all Hispanic people fix roofs and asks him to repair a leak.

▶5:15
stereotyperooferneighborhispanic
16

Hairstylist Accused of Glue Weave

A caller accuses a hairstylist of using glue that made his aunt's hair fall out in church. The stylist defends her skills and denies using glue, ending in a prank reveal.

▶6:06
hairstylistweavegluechurchprank
17

Church Deacon Prank

Tommy poses as a deacon who has been visiting a man's wife to pray, but the husband accuses him of trying to holler at her, sparking a church-flavored argument.

▶5:37
churchdeaconprayerjealousywife
18

Pastor Prank

A husband accuses his pastor of coming over too often to pray for his wife, suspecting an affair, leading to a heated exchange.

▶5:57
pastorchurchprayeraffairaccusation
19

Deacon Visits Sick Wife

A husband accuses a church brother of visiting his sick wife too often and trying to holler at her, leading to threats and the reveal.

▶5:58
churchjealousydeaconprank
20

Prayer Deacon

Tommy poses as a deacon accused of visiting a man's wife too often for prayer. The two trade threats of an ass whooping before Tommy reveals the prank.

▶5:59
churchprayerdeaconjealousyprank
21

Wear burlap to work for Black History

Chad calls James at night claiming to be his regional manager and tells him he has to come to work tomorrow wearing burlap for Black History Month.

▶6:53
workplaceblack-historydress-codebossburlap
22

Child support garnishment

A caller from the district attorney's office tells a woman that her check will be garnished for her husband's unpaid child support. She threatens to quit her job, saying she won't support someone else's kids.

▶6:48
child supportgarnishmentgovernmentthreat
23

The water company is coming back

A water-company worker accuses Murphy of turning his service back on after a shutoff for nonpayment and vows to come cut it off again. Murphy insists his bills are paid and demands a supervisor before Tommy reveals the prank from cousin Darrell.

▶5:20
utilitieswaterbillshutoffargument
24

Put fifty-five thousand in the envelope

Cutty tells bank teller Brandon to load $55,000 into a brown envelope at 3:30, and he mentions Brandon's daughter in junior high. Brandon tells him to come get an ass-whooping, then learns coworker Stacey set it up.

▶6:36
bankrobberytellerdaughterthreat
25

He Left His Draws

A doorman tells a married man that another man has been entering his apartment and leaving underwear behind. The increasingly furious husband demands surveillance footage and threatens the doorman until the prank is revealed.

▶16:00
underweardoormanjealousyapartment
26

Claim your son on my taxes

Curtis calls a father and pretends they know each other from the boy's Blazers little-league games, then asks if he can claim the son as a dependent on his taxes.

▶7:23
taxeslittle-leaguestrangerfatherbasketballimpersonation
27

Cut From the Team

A football coach calls a mother to tell her that her son Malik didn't make the seventh-grade team because the coach's own son is quarterback, causing her to threaten to come to the school.

▶6:45
footballschoolcoach
28

Limo Bank Job

A man calls a limo service to hire a limo for a bank robbery, asking the driver to keep the car running for a quick getaway.

▶7:47
bank-robberylimocrimegetawayprank
29

Trapped in the closet

Tommy calls a man pretending to be hiding in a closet while intruders are in his house.

▶7:03
breakinclosetfear
30

Tow Truck Prank

A man calls a tow truck driver claiming he overjumped his car and blew the electrical system, demanding $1500.

▶5:50
tow truckcarelectricalmoneythreat
31

Turn Off the Lights

A utility worker calls Gerard claiming his bill is unpaid and threatens to shut off the power, despite Gerard insisting his wife paid it.

▶6:11
prankutility billelectricitypaymentshutoff
32

Stop Running on My Sidewalk

An older neighbor demands Dominique change her jogging route because she might spread coronavirus on the sidewalk.

▶6:04
coronavirusrunningneighborsidewalk
33

Tell me who you're voting for

In a redneck voice, Tommy calls trucker Ernest, demands his presidential vote, and warns him not to show up for Obama. Ernest says the White House is getting painted black and to stop calling his phone.

▶8:26
electionvotingobamapollssurvey
34

Your toddler is too fat

Daycare owner Kirby calls Kathy and says two-year-old Devon is too fat, drinks a gallon of milk, and will get apples, water, and SlimFast. She says her son is coming at 6:30 for full meals, then hears girlfriend Lucretia pranked her.

▶7:22
daycaretoddlerdietparentweight
35

Hardware Store Body Disposal

A man calls a hardware store ordering duct tape, plastic, cement, and a machete to dispose of a 'body', terrifying the clerk.

▶11:58
hardwarebodymurdersuspense
36

Church Mic Glitch

A man calls the church media director threatening to beat him up if his cousin's microphone cuts out again.

▶6:45
churchmicrophonechoirthreatprank
37

The Church Microphone

Doug calls church media director Andre about his cousin's microphone mysteriously dying every week, then threatens to confront him at church. Tommy reveals that the microphone problem and confrontation were part of the prank.

▶6:57
churchmicrophonefamilythreat
38

Carpet Cleaning Grandma's Ashes 2

A carpet cleaning owner is again accused of losing a grandmother's ashes.

▶6:52
carpetcleaninggrandmaashescomplaint
39

Apartment 316 Superstition

A man insists on moving into Dale's apartment 316 because he can't function otherwise, refusing other units and threatening him. Dale's coworker Linda set up the prank.

▶6:13
apartmentsuperstitionneighborprank
40

Grandmother's Urn Moved

Tommy poses as a carpet cleaning company owner and tells a man that his crew accidentally knocked over his grandmother's urn. The man is furious and threatens to come down to the office.

▶6:53
cleaning servicegrandmotherurnashesthreat
41

Bartender Used My Card Again

A repeat of the bartender credit card prank: the bartender admits using Anthony's card and Anthony threatens him.

▶7:21
bartendercredit cardclubcar
42

Panty Party Invitation Prank

A man calls another man to invite his girlfriend to a panty party, leading to threats.

▶7:17
panty partyinvitationboyfriendjealousyprank
43

Bad Barbecue Neighbor

A supposed neighbor calls to complain that another man’s barbecue smoke smells terrible and that he is ruining the meat with the wrong wood and sauces. The target defends his cooking, curses back, and tells the neighbor to stop grilling.

▶7:21
barbecueneighborsmokecooking
44

Zoom Inappropriate Behavior Prank

A husband accuses his wife's coworker of inappropriate behavior on a Zoom call, leading to a heated argument.

▶6:00
zoomcovidcoworkeraccusationprank
45

HOA Wants Your Daddy's Boat Gone (Reprise)

Williams from the HOA calls Mr. Wilson a second time about his non-working car, camper, and boat, but Mr. Wilson still refuses to move his late father's boat.

▶6:08
hoaboatneighborrerun
46

50s Are the Shit

Nephew Tommy pretends to be a comedian at a club in Stockbridge, Georgia, celebrating the 50s and ranting about eight-track tapes, mixtapes, and nighttime bathroom habits.

▶3:58
50seight-trackcomedyclubstockbridge
47

Wet Robe Contest

A fundraiser coordinator convinces a choir member that the event is a wet robe contest requiring her to be naked beneath a soaked robe. She refuses emphatically and confronts the caller after the reveal.

▶6:41
churchchoirfundraiserwet-robeinappropriate
48

Make-A-Wish Nude Wife

A terminally ill man calls a church ministry asking for his dying wish to sleep with the pastor's wife.

▶6:40
churchwishcheatingministry
49

Child Support Until 21

A man calls a father claiming he is behind on child support and must pay until his son turns 21, even though the son is about to turn 18.

▶9:32
child supportpaymentsnegligentfatherjail
50

You Ain't No Sigma

A fraternity official tells Greg that his Five Beta Sigma membership isn't recognized and demands he remove his brand and paraphernalia. Greg explodes before the reveal that Tyrone pranked him.

▶8:11
fraternitymembershipsigmacollege
51

Child Support Until 21

A fake child support agent tells a father his payments will extend to age 21 despite his check stubs proving payments.

▶9:32
childsupportfatherpaymentstaxes
52

Lab Manager Pregnancy Prank

A lab manager calls Monet to tell her she's pregnant, leading to confusion and anger as she insists her tubes are tied.

▶7:20
pregnancylabmedicalprank
53

Voting for Obama

A survey caller asks a black man who he's voting for, then tries to discourage him from voting, leading to an angry response. He is pranked by Sylvie Jones.

▶8:29
electionvotingobamasurveyracism

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