50s Are the Shit
Nephew Tommy pretends to be a comedian at a club in Stockbridge, Georgia, celebrating the 50s and ranting about eight-track tapes, mixtapes, and nighttime bathroom habits.
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Stolen Car from Used Car Lot
A detective calls a man to say the car he bought from a used car lot is stolen and must be impounded, but the man refuses and demands compensation.
Spring Break Grades Threat
Assistant principal calls Keisha saying her daughter Aisha can't go on spring break due to bad grades and must attend school.
A reference from the ex-husband
Phil calls Scotty for a dating reference on Scotty's ex-wife Monica, asking about cooking, the bedroom, and whether their daughter can call him daddy. Scotty threatens him until Tommy says Scotty's brother Brian set it up.
We're Repossessing the Pews
A fake party-rental employee confirms an order while repeatedly insulting the customer and threatening to take the church's pews. He reveals that the customer's sister arranged the call, followed by a long studio argument about the prank.
The stuttering party order
After a short on-air intro, a party-rental clerk with a heavy stutter calls Jason to confirm tables, chairs, a margarita machine, and tents for his sister's party. The bit is cut off before the reveal.
Wear burlap to work for Black History
Chad calls James at night claiming to be his regional manager and tells him he has to come to work tomorrow wearing burlap for Black History Month.
Facebook Wife Prank
Tommy poses as a jealous husband accusing Maurice of messaging his wife Denise on Facebook; Maurice denies it and threatens him before the reveal.
Trash Can Placement Complaint
A man calls a garbage collector to demand his trash cans be placed upright by the fence. The collector insists he's not on that route and they argue.
Sex Class Surprise for Husband
A Love Etc. instructor tells a husband that his wife Caitlin signed up for eight weeks of intimacy classes with a partner. He demands a refund before Tommy reveals the prank.
Cars on the Street
Tommy calls a neighbor complaining about too many cars parked on the street from a home mechanic business. The mechanic tries to defend himself, but the neighbor threatens to call the homeowners association and a tow truck.
Fake Paternity Suit
A man calls his brother's ex claiming the child isn't his brother's and demands eight years of child support back.
Truck Driver to South Africa Prank
A truck driver is told he's being transferred to South Africa for six months, causing him to quit in anger.
Pizza to Prison
A man tries to order ten pizzas for Angola penitentiary, but the pizza place refuses to deliver, leading to threats.
HOA Wants Your Daddy's Boat Gone (Reprise)
Williams from the HOA calls Mr. Wilson a second time about his non-working car, camper, and boat, but Mr. Wilson still refuses to move his late father's boat.
Hardware Store Body Disposal
A man calls a hardware store ordering duct tape, plastic, cement, and a machete to dispose of a 'body', terrifying the clerk.
Work Husband
A man calls a husband claiming to be his wife's 'work husband' and asks how long they plan to stay married.
Cotton Picking Job Offer
Tommy poses as an employment agency rep offering a barefoot cotton-picking job with Negro spirituals at ten dollars an hour.
Cotton Picking Job Offer
Tommy poses as an employment agency worker offering William a job picking cotton barefoot and singing Negro spirituals. William is furious and refuses.
Naked Yoga Rental
A man calls a landlord about renting an apartment and mentions he teaches naked yoga and is a nymphomaniac; the landlord refuses, then the caller reveals it's a prank by his brother.
Don't tow my daddy's boat
An HOA caller gives Mr. Wilson two weeks to move a dead car, a camper, and the boat his late father left him. Wilson says that boat is the only thing his daddy gave him and threatens anyone who comes to tow it.
Interracial couple
Tommy calls an interracial couple claiming to be from NBFU (No Blacks For You) telling them to date within their race.
Girlfriend Is Moving Out
A man tells Sam that girlfriend Tyree wants to leave him, move in with the caller, and have Sam retrieve her belongings. Sam threatens to fight him at the house before Tyree is revealed as the prankster.
Big Mama's Money
An attorney calls a woman about her grandmother's inheritance, but another family member has signed for it, causing a dispute.
Church Mic Glitch
A man calls the church media director threatening to beat him up if his cousin's microphone cuts out again.
Repass Chicken Order
Robert calls a chicken restaurant ordering 125 pieces for a repast, then calls back wanting only 10 pieces, causing the cook to threaten him.
The Church Microphone
Doug calls church media director Andre about his cousin's microphone mysteriously dying every week, then threatens to confront him at church. Tommy reveals that the microphone problem and confrontation were part of the prank.
Limo Bank Job
A man calls a limo service to hire a limo for a bank robbery, asking the driver to keep the car running for a quick getaway.
You owe back tithes
Posing as Deacon Foley, Tommy tells Brother DeAndre he owes Mount Calvary $2,800 in back tithes for seven months away. DeAndre refuses, insults the pastor, and then apologizes after the reveal.
Church Jezebel Spirit
A church official calls a woman to tell her that her sister had an affair and the family is banned for a 'Jezebel spirit', which enrages her.
Indecent Exposure Arrest
A police officer calls a wife to pick up her husband who was arrested for indecent exposure at a park with another woman, who turns out to be her sister.
Child Support
A man calls Faison demanding child support for his daughter in Florida, leading to threats and confusion before the reveal by Derek Keener.
DUI with Another Woman
A police officer calls a wife to say her husband Kenny was pulled over for drunk driving with another woman in the car.
Postman Affair
A husband calls a postman accusing him of having an affair with his wife because he found a postal shirt at home.
Broken Wii Game
A neighbor calls a mother demanding $300 for a Wii game her son allegedly broke, but she refuses to pay without proof.
Mailman Visiting His Wife
A man accuses his mail carrier of visiting his house to see his wife and threatens to wait by the mailboxes with Mace. Tommy reveals that a co-worker arranged the call.
Postman at the Door
Benny accuses postal carrier Carlos of repeatedly visiting his home and leaving behind a work shirt. He threatens Carlos before revealing that the entire confrontation was a prank.
The Church Van Smells Like Weed
A church representative accuses a van driver of smoking marijuana while transporting elderly congregants. He threatens to inspect the van and protect the church's reputation before learning that Larry arranged the call.
Can your wife breastfeed my baby
Tommy tells a stranger his girlfriend left him with a two-month-old and asks to borrow wife Melanie so she can breastfeed the baby. The husband puts Melanie on the line and threatens to bring the fight to the caller's house.
Valentine's Delivery
A delivery driver tries to drop off Valentine's gifts from a woman's ex-husband, including lingerie and sex toys, while her current husband threatens him.
Lesbian Lover
A man calls a woman saying her girlfriend Tyree wants to leave her for him, leading to threats and confusion.
Make-A-Wish Nude Wife
A terminally ill man calls a church ministry asking for his dying wish to sleep with the pastor's wife.
Plagiarism Accusation
A student affairs officer calls Trevor claiming he plagiarized an essay and won't graduate, causing Trevor to panic about his family coming.
Blind Barber
A blind man calls a barbershop owner asking for a booth and to cut hair, leading to an argument about discrimination.
Panty Party Invitation Prank
A man calls another man to invite his girlfriend to a panty party, leading to threats.
Dr. Petrie
A man named Jared calls Dr. Petrie's personal line claiming he's scared of intimacy and hides in the closet watching old TV shows. Dr. Petrie tries to counsel him while theme songs play in the background.
Bigger and Better Penis Enlargement
Scott calls Darnell claiming his wife Bianca requested a penis enlargement consultation as a birthday gift.
You hit my car
A man calls a woman claiming she backed into his black Mercedes, citing a cross-eyed neighbor as a witness. The woman denies it, says her sister has her car, and tells him she has no insurance.
Super Bowl Party Noise 2
A neighbor calls to complain about another loud Super Bowl party and threatens to call the police, leading to a fight.
Yoga tenant and the backyard classes
A man calls Gordon about an apartment listed in the newspaper, then says he wants to hold yoga classes in the backyard.