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50 calls match “eight-track”

01

50s Are the Shit

Nephew Tommy pretends to be a comedian at a club in Stockbridge, Georgia, celebrating the 50s and ranting about eight-track tapes, mixtapes, and nighttime bathroom habits.

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50seight-trackcomedyclubstockbridge
02

Stolen Car from Used Car Lot

A detective calls a man to say the car he bought from a used car lot is stolen and must be impounded, but the man refuses and demands compensation.

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stolen carpoliceused carimpoundthreats
03

Spring Break Grades Threat

Assistant principal calls Keisha saying her daughter Aisha can't go on spring break due to bad grades and must attend school.

▶7:14
schoolspring breakgradesdaughterprincipal
04

A reference from the ex-husband

Phil calls Scotty for a dating reference on Scotty's ex-wife Monica, asking about cooking, the bedroom, and whether their daughter can call him daddy. Scotty threatens him until Tommy says Scotty's brother Brian set it up.

▶6:20
divorceex-wifedatingreferencedaughter
05

The stuttering party order

After a short on-air intro, a party-rental clerk with a heavy stutter calls Jason to confirm tables, chairs, a margarita machine, and tents for his sister's party. The bit is cut off before the reveal.

▶5:59
partyrentalstutteringorderconfirmation
06

Wear burlap to work for Black History

Chad calls James at night claiming to be his regional manager and tells him he has to come to work tomorrow wearing burlap for Black History Month.

▶6:53
workplaceblack-historydress-codebossburlap
07

Facebook Wife Prank

Tommy poses as a jealous husband accusing Maurice of messaging his wife Denise on Facebook; Maurice denies it and threatens him before the reveal.

▶6:21
facebookwifecheatingsocial-mediathreat
08

Trash Can Placement Complaint

A man calls a garbage collector to demand his trash cans be placed upright by the fence. The collector insists he's not on that route and they argue.

▶7:31
trashgarbagecollectioncomplaintprank
09

Sex Class Surprise for Husband

A Love Etc. instructor tells a husband that his wife Caitlin signed up for eight weeks of intimacy classes with a partner. He demands a refund before Tommy reveals the prank.

▶7:06
relationshipclassintimacysurpriseprank
10

Cars on the Street

Tommy calls a neighbor complaining about too many cars parked on the street from a home mechanic business. The mechanic tries to defend himself, but the neighbor threatens to call the homeowners association and a tow truck.

▶7:02
mechanicneighborparkingtow truckhomeowners association
11

Fake Paternity Suit

A man calls his brother's ex claiming the child isn't his brother's and demands eight years of child support back.

▶5:22
child supportpaternitybrothermoney
12

Truck Driver to South Africa Prank

A truck driver is told he's being transferred to South Africa for six months, causing him to quit in anger.

▶6:50
truck driversouth africajob transferprankhr
13

Pizza to Prison

A man tries to order ten pizzas for Angola penitentiary, but the pizza place refuses to deliver, leading to threats.

▶6:58
pizzaprisonangoladeliverythreat
14

HOA Wants Your Daddy's Boat Gone (Reprise)

Williams from the HOA calls Mr. Wilson a second time about his non-working car, camper, and boat, but Mr. Wilson still refuses to move his late father's boat.

▶6:08
hoaboatneighborrerun
15

Hardware Store Body Disposal

A man calls a hardware store ordering duct tape, plastic, cement, and a machete to dispose of a 'body', terrifying the clerk.

▶11:58
hardwarebodymurdersuspense
16

Work Husband

A man calls a husband claiming to be his wife's 'work husband' and asks how long they plan to stay married.

▶6:25
work husbandjealousymarriageprank callhusband
17

Cotton Picking Job Offer

Tommy poses as an employment agency rep offering a barefoot cotton-picking job with Negro spirituals at ten dollars an hour.

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employmentcottonslaveryjob
18

Cotton Picking Job Offer

Tommy poses as an employment agency worker offering William a job picking cotton barefoot and singing Negro spirituals. William is furious and refuses.

▶6:19
employmentslaverycottonracism
19

Naked Yoga Rental

A man calls a landlord about renting an apartment and mentions he teaches naked yoga and is a nymphomaniac; the landlord refuses, then the caller reveals it's a prank by his brother.

▶6:36
apartmentnaked yogarentalprank call
20

Don't tow my daddy's boat

An HOA caller gives Mr. Wilson two weeks to move a dead car, a camper, and the boat his late father left him. Wilson says that boat is the only thing his daddy gave him and threatens anyone who comes to tow it.

▶7:38
hoaboatfatherpropertyneighbor
21

Interracial couple

Tommy calls an interracial couple claiming to be from NBFU (No Blacks For You) telling them to date within their race.

▶5:00
interracialracismrelationship
22

Big Mama's Money

An attorney calls a woman about her grandmother's inheritance, but another family member has signed for it, causing a dispute.

▶8:25
inheritancemoneyfamilyattorneydispute
23

Church Mic Glitch

A man calls the church media director threatening to beat him up if his cousin's microphone cuts out again.

▶6:45
churchmicrophonechoirthreatprank
24

Repass Chicken Order

Robert calls a chicken restaurant ordering 125 pieces for a repast, then calls back wanting only 10 pieces, causing the cook to threaten him.

▶7:12
chickenrepastorderfuneralrestaurant
25

The Church Microphone

Doug calls church media director Andre about his cousin's microphone mysteriously dying every week, then threatens to confront him at church. Tommy reveals that the microphone problem and confrontation were part of the prank.

▶6:57
churchmicrophonefamilythreat
26

Limo Bank Job

A man calls a limo service to hire a limo for a bank robbery, asking the driver to keep the car running for a quick getaway.

▶7:47
bank-robberylimocrimegetawayprank
27

You owe back tithes

Posing as Deacon Foley, Tommy tells Brother DeAndre he owes Mount Calvary $2,800 in back tithes for seven months away. DeAndre refuses, insults the pastor, and then apologizes after the reveal.

▶6:10
churchtithingmoneypastordeacon
28

Church Jezebel Spirit

A church official calls a woman to tell her that her sister had an affair and the family is banned for a 'Jezebel spirit', which enrages her.

▶6:34
churchaffairrumorfamily
29

Indecent Exposure Arrest

A police officer calls a wife to pick up her husband who was arrested for indecent exposure at a park with another woman, who turns out to be her sister.

▶5:01
policearrestindecent exposuresisterbetrayal
30

DUI with Another Woman

A police officer calls a wife to say her husband Kenny was pulled over for drunk driving with another woman in the car.

▶5:07
prankduipolicecheatingarrest
31

Child Support

A man calls Faison demanding child support for his daughter in Florida, leading to threats and confusion before the reveal by Derek Keener.

▶5:46
child supportdaughterfloridathreatsprank
32

Postman Affair

A husband calls a postman accusing him of having an affair with his wife because he found a postal shirt at home.

▶5:43
postmanaffairmailjealousyprank
33

Broken Wii Game

A neighbor calls a mother demanding $300 for a Wii game her son allegedly broke, but she refuses to pay without proof.

▶6:35
wiineighborbrokenmoneykids
34

Postman at the Door

Benny accuses postal carrier Carlos of repeatedly visiting his home and leaving behind a work shirt. He threatens Carlos before revealing that the entire confrontation was a prank.

▶5:55
mailmanstalkinghomethreat
35

Can your wife breastfeed my baby

Tommy tells a stranger his girlfriend left him with a two-month-old and asks to borrow wife Melanie so she can breastfeed the baby. The husband puts Melanie on the line and threatens to bring the fight to the caller's house.

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breastfeedingbabywifestrangerfight
36

Lesbian Lover

A man calls a woman saying her girlfriend Tyree wants to leave her for him, leading to threats and confusion.

▶6:26
lesbiangirlfriendrelationshipthreatbreakup
37

Make-A-Wish Nude Wife

A terminally ill man calls a church ministry asking for his dying wish to sleep with the pastor's wife.

▶6:40
churchwishcheatingministry
38

Plagiarism Accusation

A student affairs officer calls Trevor claiming he plagiarized an essay and won't graduate, causing Trevor to panic about his family coming.

▶6:48
schoolgraduationplagiarismstudent
39

Valentine's Delivery

A delivery driver tries to drop off Valentine's gifts from a woman's ex-husband, including lingerie and sex toys, while her current husband threatens him.

▶7:10
valentinedeliveryex-husbandflowerssex-toys
40

Blind Barber

A blind man calls a barbershop owner asking for a booth and to cut hair, leading to an argument about discrimination.

▶7:27
blindbarberdiscriminationhandicapjob
41

Panty Party Invitation Prank

A man calls another man to invite his girlfriend to a panty party, leading to threats.

▶7:17
panty partyinvitationboyfriendjealousyprank
42

Dr. Petrie

A man named Jared calls Dr. Petrie's personal line claiming he's scared of intimacy and hides in the closet watching old TV shows. Dr. Petrie tries to counsel him while theme songs play in the background.

▶7:35
therapistintimacytvdoctorprank
43

Bigger and Better Penis Enlargement

Scott calls Darnell claiming his wife Bianca requested a penis enlargement consultation as a birthday gift.

▶6:56
prankpenis enlargementwifebirthdayinadequate
44

You hit my car

A man calls a woman claiming she backed into his black Mercedes, citing a cross-eyed neighbor as a witness. The woman denies it, says her sister has her car, and tells him she has no insurance.

▶6:55
caraccidentneighborinsurancescratches
45

Super Bowl Party Noise 2

A neighbor calls to complain about another loud Super Bowl party and threatens to call the police, leading to a fight.

▶6:42
super bowlpartyneighbornoise
46

Yoga tenant and the backyard classes

A man calls Gordon about an apartment listed in the newspaper, then says he wants to hold yoga classes in the backyard.

▶9:54
rentaltenantyogabackyardlandlord
47

Can I have a kidney while you're open

Deacon Patterson calls Brother Conley before pancreas surgery, prays with him, then asks the doctors to take a kidney while he is open. Conley curses him out, and the reveal is that daughter Reesey wanted a smile before Friday's operation.

▶9:00
churchsurgerykidneydeacondaughter
48

Coworker Cheating

A coworker calls a husband saying his wife Veronica is cheating on both of them with a guy named Alan.

▶6:53
coworkercheatingveronicaaffairbetrayal
49

Cake with Inappropriate Design

A father calls a bakery to complain that his daughter's Hannah Montana cake arrived with a man's private part on it. The owner denies making the mistake and they argue.

▶7:41
bakerycakebirthdaymistakeprank
50

Cake with private part delivered to school

A baker delivers a cake with a man's private part to a junior high birthday party, and the father is furious. The reveal: his girlfriend Stephanie pranked him.

▶7:42
cakebirthdayprivate partschoolgirlfriend

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