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50 calls match “life insurance”

01

Life Insurance Testicle Removal

A doctor calls Brian to say his life insurance is denied until he removes a testicle due to parasites. Brian is horrified and refuses.

▶6:34
doctorlife insurancetesticleparasites
02

Life Insurance Siblings Prank

Tommy poses as an insurance agent and tells a married couple that their lab results show they are brother and sister.

▶5:43
life insurancesiblingsincestprank calllab results
03

Insure My Strippers

A pleasure consultant tries to buy insurance for his strippers and call girls, frustrating the insurance agent.

▶6:41
insurancestrippersbusinessproposal
04

Car Scratch Accusation

A man calls accusing the woman of scratching his car, demanding $3,500, leading to a heated argument before the prank reveal.

▶5:26
carscratchinsuranceaccusation
05

Condoms in the dry cleaning

A dry-cleaner manager tells Tamika that her husband Chris left cash, one cufflink, and two condoms in a suit pocket. She plans to collect the uncleaned clothes as evidence until the note in the pocket reveals the prank.

▶6:40
dry-cleanercheatingmarriagecondomshusband
06

Black Eyed Peas Made Me Sick

A man calls Heather claiming her black eyed peas gave him food poisoning at a New Year's party and demands $472 for his doctor bill. Heather refuses and insults him.

▶5:53
new yearfoodblack eyed peassicknessmoney
07

You hit my car

A man calls a woman claiming she backed into his black Mercedes, citing a cross-eyed neighbor as a witness. The woman denies it, says her sister has her car, and tells him she has no insurance.

▶6:55
caraccidentneighborinsurancescratches
08

Doctor Left Wedding Ring Inside Patient

A doctor calls a patient to confess he accidentally left his wedding ring inside him during gallstone surgery and asks him to come back to have it removed. The patient refuses, threatens a lawsuit, and the doctor threatens to use chloroform.

▶7:10
medicalmalpracticewedding ringsurgerythreat
09

Swinging Invitation

A man calls a husband claiming he's been swinging with his wife Nicole and invites him to join, leading to denial and anger.

▶6:31
swingingwifeinvitationaffairdenial
10

Naked lifeguard job

A man offers a woman a high-paying lifeguard job at a gated community pool where adults swim nude and the lifeguard must also be nude. The woman is shocked and refuses.

▶8:26
lifeguardnudepooljobprank
11

Black Church Quiz

A man from a black church calls a white member, Grant, to quiz him on black church culture, making him say 'give an honor to God' and 'hooping.' Grant gets frustrated and offended before the reveal.

▶6:53
churchracequizcultureprank
12

Wife Correctional Services

A rep from Wife Correctional Services calls George to offer reprogramming his wife, insulting his manhood.

▶6:54
marriagecontrolservicessurvey
13

50s Are the Shit

Nephew Tommy pretends to be a comedian at a club in Stockbridge, Georgia, celebrating the 50s and ranting about eight-track tapes, mixtapes, and nighttime bathroom habits.

▶3:58
50seight-trackcomedyclubstockbridge
14

You stole my Christmas yard

Tommy calls Cecil as neighbor Manny and accuses him of stealing a Christmas yard theme with Santa, Jesus, and the wise men. Cecil refuses to rearrange it and dares him to touch the manger, until friend Larry is revealed.

▶7:30
christmasneighbordecorationsyardjesus
15

Boomerang Book Ruining Relationships

A man calls Steve Harvey's bodyguard to complain that his book is ruining relationships. The bodyguard aggressively defends the book and challenges the caller to a fight.

▶4:22
bookrelationshipbodyguardthreatprank
16

Wedding Hairstylist Prank

Tommy poses as a hairstylist who cancels on a bride hours before her wedding because he's fighting with his boyfriend.

▶6:46
weddinghairstylistbrideprank callcancellation
17

Lifeguard Bans Son for Peeing in Pool

A fake lifeguard named Glenn calls a mother to say her son is banned from the pool for peeing in it, citing his facial expressions as evidence. The mother angrily denies it and threatens to bring all her kids to the pool.

▶5:59
poollifeguardpeekidsangry mom
18

Wife Reprogramming Service

Tommy poses as a confidential service asking whether a man's wife disrespects him, controls his TV time, and buys his clothes, offering to reprogram her. The increasingly suspicious caller threatens to find him before the reveal.

▶5:53
wifemarriagereprogrammingcounseling
19

Dirty Underwear at the Wash and Fold

A laundry manager calls Sammy to say his employees refuse to wash his filthy underwear and he must scrub it first.

▶7:00
laundryunderwearhygienewash and fold
20

Anchovy Pizza

A customer calls a pizzeria to complain about anchovies on his pizza, and the owner's attitude leads to a threat of violence.

▶4:34
pizzaanchoviesrestaurantprank callargument
21

Stolen Jesus Statue

A man calls another man accusing him of stealing his Jesus statue from the yard, leading to a confusing and angry argument.

▶7:19
jesus statueyardstolenargumentgarbled
22

Ex wants his paid-for breast implants back

Ricky calls Madison's fiancé demanding the ten-thousand-dollar breast implants he bought her back as his property. The fiancé refuses, and Madison is revealed as the one who ordered the prank.

▶5:49
engagementbreast implantsexpropertymoney
23

Breast Milk Cure

A man calls a husband asking for his wife's breast milk for six months to cure his deteriorating bones, leading to disgust.

▶6:43
breast milkhealthcureweirddisgust
24

Lingerie Music Group

A music producer calls a woman claiming he wants her for a singing group called 'Lingerie' and asks for a photo in lingerie, but she angrily refuses.

▶6:37
musicproducerlingerieauditionharassment
25

Owe Your Ex-Husband $18,000

An attorney calls Miss Jones claiming she owes her ex-husband $18,000 from a divorce settlement seven years ago and threatens to garnish her wages.

▶7:30
prankdivorcesettlementattorneymoney
26

Peeing in Neighbor's Yard

A man confronts his neighbor for urinating in his yard. The neighbor apologizes but dismisses it, leading to threats and a prank reveal.

▶2:49
neighborurinationyardconfrontationprank
27

You Need Your Ass Beat

Nephew Tommy complains about the disrespectful new generation, discusses old men's anatomy and uncircumcised men, and lists all the things that will get you an ass beating, from buying a pregnancy test at the dollar store to being a vegan.

▶3:52
oldmenassbeatbananateatiktokgeneration
28

Adoption Agency

A man calls a father claiming the adoption agency approved him to pick up the man's two-year-old son Clarence Jr. today. The father threatens violence and defends his parenting before learning his brother set up the prank.

▶9:06
adoptionsonfamilythreatsprank
29

Church Jezebel Spirit

A church official calls a woman to tell her that her sister had an affair and the family is banned for a 'Jezebel spirit', which enrages her.

▶6:34
churchaffairrumorfamily
30

Church Meeting Takeover

A new director of ministry, Brother Alvin, calls a church conference line and criticizes the media team, youth coordinator, and social media manager, threatening jobs.

▶6:46
churchconference callauthoritycriticismprank
31

You're all getting fired

On a conference call, manager Sherman thinks Hannah, Frank, and David are on hold while he discusses firing them with a thin severance. They hear everything, talk lawyers, and then learn coworker Barry set up the prank.

▶5:50
workfiredseveranceconferencecoworker
32

Peeing on the House Prank

An elderly man calls to apologize for urinating on a man's house, causing the homeowner to rage.

▶4:56
peeingneighborold manapologyprank
33

Hedonism Resort Trip

A travel agent calls a wife about excursions for a hedonism resort trip, revealing her husband's secret vacation with another woman.

▶5:59
travelhedonismresortaffairdildo dinner
34

Church Tithe Shaming Prank

A church official calls a member to shame her for not tithing enough, leading to an angry confrontation.

▶6:35
churchtithesshamingmemberprank
35

Campus Sex Tape

A student from Black Awareness Mission calls a woman saying her boyfriend has a sex tape with another girl, causing outrage.

▶6:11
campusbamsex tapeboyfriendbetrayal
36

Diabetes from Cooking

An ex-boyfriend claims his former girlfriend gave him diabetes through her cooking and wants medical bills paid.

▶5:46
diabetesexcookingmedical bills
37

Claim your son on my taxes

Curtis calls a father and pretends they know each other from the boy's Blazers little-league games, then asks if he can claim the son as a dependent on his taxes.

▶7:23
taxeslittle-leaguestrangerfatherbasketballimpersonation
38

Usher Told to Change Her Attitude

A fake youth minister calls a veteran usher to say the church wants her to change her attitude when seating people, and she refuses to accept it.

▶6:18
churchusherattitudeseatingmeeting
39

Tithing Refund

A man demands his tithe money back because his kids weren't changed after baptism.

▶6:20
churchtithebaptismrefundpastor
40

Super Bowl Hotel Reservation Prank

A hotel calls to confirm a romantic Super Bowl suite for a man's wife and another man, exposing an affair.

▶5:33
hotelsuper bowlaffairwifeprank
41

New Director

A man on a conference call impersonates a new director of ministries, critiquing various church ministries and volunteers. He questions a youth coordinator about controlling black kids and accuses a singer of favoritism.

▶6:55
churchmeetingministryconferenceprank
42

Sent Flowers to Your Wife

A man named Alvin calls Bryce to confess he sent flowers to Bryce's wife Trish for Valentine's Day and accidentally included a gift card meant for his own wife.

▶5:32
prankflowersvalentinegift cardcheating
43

Honeymoon Suite

A hotel clerk calls Vernon to confirm a honeymoon suite reservation for his wife Martina and another man named Tony, exposing an affair.

▶5:30
hotelaffairmarriageprankradio
44

Your wife is in the limo

A limo driver calls Rob to say Rob's wife is in the back seat with another man, in a black dress with side curls, and that they are stopping at a hotel. Rob demands the car be brought to him until Tommy reveals Rob's wife set up the call.

▶6:30
limocheatingmarriagehotelwife
45

Put fifty-five thousand in the envelope

Cutty tells bank teller Brandon to load $55,000 into a brown envelope at 3:30, and he mentions Brandon's daughter in junior high. Brandon tells him to come get an ass-whooping, then learns coworker Stacey set it up.

▶6:36
bankrobberytellerdaughterthreat
46

Can your wife breastfeed my baby

Tommy tells a stranger his girlfriend left him with a two-month-old and asks to borrow wife Melanie so she can breastfeed the baby. The husband puts Melanie on the line and threatens to bring the fight to the caller's house.

▶8:52
breastfeedingbabywifestrangerfight
47

The cleaners is wearing my shirt

Tommy calls cleaners owner Wilson as customer Donnie and accuses him of wearing a missing shirt and a friend's pants around the shop. Wilson threatens him and drops the business until his boy is revealed as the prankster.

▶6:58
drycleanerclothestheftcustomerargument
48

Facebook Wife Prank

Tommy poses as a jealous husband accusing Maurice of messaging his wife Denise on Facebook; Maurice denies it and threatens him before the reveal.

▶6:21
facebookwifecheatingsocial-mediathreat
49

Neighbor Dating Advice

A neighbor calls to complain that the man only brings Black women home and demands he date white women. The man argues back before the reveal.

▶6:04
neighbordatingracediscrimination
50

Steve Harvey Book Prank

A caller argues with Steve Harvey about his relationship book, then reveals Steve has been pranked.

▶6:22
steve harveybookrelationshipargumentprank

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