Peeing on the House Prank
An elderly man calls to apologize for urinating on a man's house, causing the homeowner to rage.
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You Need Your Ass Beat
Nephew Tommy complains about the disrespectful new generation, discusses old men's anatomy and uncircumcised men, and lists all the things that will get you an ass beating, from buying a pregnancy test at the dollar store to being a vegan.
Can your wife breastfeed my baby
Tommy tells a stranger his girlfriend left him with a two-month-old and asks to borrow wife Melanie so she can breastfeed the baby. The husband puts Melanie on the line and threatens to bring the fight to the caller's house.
Senior center underwear accusation
A man is accused of leaving his underwear at a senior center, gets angry, and hangs up; the prank is revealed by Doris.
Retirement Home Underwear Prank
An attorney calls a man about his underwear found in a retirement home resident's room.
Peeing in Neighbor's Yard
A man confronts his neighbor for urinating in his yard. The neighbor apologizes but dismisses it, leading to threats and a prank reveal.
Super Bowl Cheating
A man calls claiming he met the guy's girlfriend Beverly at a sports bar during the Super Bowl and she gave him her number.
Cake with Inappropriate Design
A father calls a bakery to complain that his daughter's Hannah Montana cake arrived with a man's private part on it. The owner denies making the mistake and they argue.
Ballet Shoes at Daycare
A daycare worker calls a father to report his son is wearing ballet shoes and a pink blanket, leading to anger.
Suing husband for infidelity
A man calls a law office wanting to sue his girlfriend's husband for messing up their relationship, leading to a heated argument with the receptionist.
Cake with private part delivered to school
A baker delivers a cake with a man's private part to a junior high birthday party, and the father is furious. The reveal: his girlfriend Stephanie pranked him.
Don't tow my daddy's boat
An HOA caller gives Mr. Wilson two weeks to move a dead car, a camper, and the boat his late father left him. Wilson says that boat is the only thing his daddy gave him and threatens anyone who comes to tow it.
Cut the pecan tree
Tommy calls L.C. Davis as the neighbors' son and demands he trim the pecan limbs hanging into his mother's yard. The fight turns into gun threats and a driveway standoff until Tommy says Davis's brother Milton arranged it.
Sideswipe the 72 Chevy
A man calls a woman claiming she sideswiped his 1972 Chevrolet and demands $1800 for repairs, but she denies it and the argument escalates.
Put fifty-five thousand in the envelope
Cutty tells bank teller Brandon to load $55,000 into a brown envelope at 3:30, and he mentions Brandon's daughter in junior high. Brandon tells him to come get an ass-whooping, then learns coworker Stacey set it up.
Your Wife Is Your Brother
Bryce calls Marcus claiming his wife Tina is actually his long-lost brother Tim. Marcus is furious before learning his wife Tina set up the prank.
Steve Harvey Book Prank
A caller argues with Steve Harvey about his relationship book, then reveals Steve has been pranked.
Church Parking Lot Prank
A churchgoer accuses the parking attendant of sending him to the back because his van is raggedy.
A Mercedes for the ex-wife
A delivery driver tells Vernetta her husband paid cash for a black Mercedes GL550 as a Christmas gift for ex-wife Sandra, plate LUV X. She orders the truck to her house instead, then says she had already planned how to get him.
Park Affair Accusation
A man calls Karen to say he saw her husband Jason with his wife at a park, leading to anger and threats.
Mama's Maple Tree Hit
Tommy calls a truck driver named Lloyd, claiming he hit his mama's maple tree and tore limbs off it. Lloyd insists he was never on the street that day.
Always Parked in Back
A churchgoer accuses the parking-lot attendant of deliberately sending his raggedy van to the back while newer cars park up front. They threaten an immediate fight before Lester reveals the setup.
Adult Daycare Sign-Up
A man calls an elderly woman to welcome her to an adult daycare her daughter signed her up for. She denies needing it and becomes suspicious, but then flirts with the caller.
Black Baby Prank
A man is told by a black man that his wife was artificially inseminated with his seed and is carrying a black baby, causing him to rage and threaten violence.
Plumber and the Toilet
A customer calls plumber Adrian claiming that flushing the bathroom toilet makes sewage come out of the kitchen sink.
Limo Bank Job
A man calls a limo service to hire a limo for a bank robbery, asking the driver to keep the car running for a quick getaway.
You owe back tithes
Posing as Deacon Foley, Tommy tells Brother DeAndre he owes Mount Calvary $2,800 in back tithes for seven months away. DeAndre refuses, insults the pastor, and then apologizes after the reveal.
New neighbor owns your jacuzzi
Clifford calls Mr. Dolan to say he just bought the house next door, then claims the jacuzzi on the property actually belongs to him.
Somebody broke into the house
Raymond Henderson whispers that burglars are inside the house right now and he does not know what to do. The man he called will not come over, assumes drugs are involved, and will only offer to phone the police, then learns his friend Wendell pranked him.
Ballet Shoes at Daycare
A daycare worker calls a father to report his son wears pink blankets and ballet shoes and snaps his fingers in a circle. The father gets irate and threatens to come down, until the prank is revealed.
N-Word Usage Survey
Tommy calls as a Black People of America surveyor asking Lester how many times he uses the N-word, sending him into a rage.
Your daughter got the club job
Money B tells Kimmy's father she was hired to dance at Pink Stiletto in heels and thong bikinis. He says she is a college junior who will be a lawyer, threatens to break her arm, and then hears his daughter pranked him.
You Served Rabbit
A man calls a caterer claiming she served rabbit instead of chicken at a party. She denies it and gets angry.
You Ate Rabbit
A caterer calls Tammy to apologize for accidentally serving rabbit instead of chicken at her aunt's birthday party and offers a small credit.
Be My Valentine? (Reprise)
A second call to Davian with the same Valentine's proposal, again ending in anger and threats.
A reference from the ex-husband
Phil calls Scotty for a dating reference on Scotty's ex-wife Monica, asking about cooking, the bedroom, and whether their daughter can call him daddy. Scotty threatens him until Tommy says Scotty's brother Brian set it up.
Father's Day Surprise
A man calls on Father's Day claiming to be the biological father of a child, leading to shock and rage.
Funky Gym Member
A man calls Keon at home to complain that his body odor is ruining the gym equipment and demands he wash before coming.
Tax Write-Off Prank
A man calls another man to ask if he can claim expenses spent on his wife as a tax write-off.
Postman at the Door
Benny accuses postal carrier Carlos of repeatedly visiting his home and leaving behind a work shirt. He threatens Carlos before revealing that the entire confrontation was a prank.
Mailman Affair Prank
A man calls a postman accusing him of having an affair with his wife.
Church Suspension for Sons
Deacon Bowes calls Sister Mayfield to tell her she is being suspended from church because her sons are in jail, but she refuses to be kept from God's house.
Valentine's request at work
A coworker calls a man at work to ask if he'll be his Valentine, leading to confusion and anger.
AC Repairman Accused of Peeing on House
A homeowner calls an air conditioner repairman accusing him of urinating on the side of his house while his wife watched from the window.
Plagiarism Accusation
A student affairs officer calls Trevor claiming he plagiarized an essay and won't graduate, causing Trevor to panic about his family coming.
H1N1 at the Bank
A fake HR rep tells a bank employee he has H1N1, cannot come to work, and will not be paid.
Stomach Pictures Prank
Nephew Tommy calls a man claiming to be 'Fish' and accuses him of sending stomach muscle pictures to his wife, leading to a heated exchange.
Wife Reprogramming Service
Tommy poses as a confidential service asking whether a man's wife disrespects him, controls his TV time, and buys his clothes, offering to reprogram her. The increasingly suspicious caller threatens to find him before the reveal.
Lesbian Lover
A man calls a woman saying her girlfriend Tyree wants to leave her for him, leading to threats and confusion.
Uber Hearse Prank
An Uber driver tells a passenger he'll pick him up in a hearse with a corpse in the back.