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01

A 46-Year-Old Wants to Marry Crystal

Tommy poses as Jeff, a 46-year-old man dating Crystal, and asks her father for permission to marry her. The father is furious that his 25-year-old daughter never mentioned Jeff and learns that Crystal and her boyfriend arranged the call.

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marriagefatherage-gapjaildaughter
02

Peeing on the House Prank

An elderly man calls to apologize for urinating on a man's house, causing the homeowner to rage.

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peeingneighborold manapologyprank
03

You Need Your Ass Beat

Nephew Tommy complains about the disrespectful new generation, discusses old men's anatomy and uncircumcised men, and lists all the things that will get you an ass beating, from buying a pregnancy test at the dollar store to being a vegan.

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oldmenassbeatbananateatiktokgeneration
04

Can your wife breastfeed my baby

Tommy tells a stranger his girlfriend left him with a two-month-old and asks to borrow wife Melanie so she can breastfeed the baby. The husband puts Melanie on the line and threatens to bring the fight to the caller's house.

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breastfeedingbabywifestrangerfight
05

Senior center underwear accusation

A man is accused of leaving his underwear at a senior center, gets angry, and hangs up; the prank is revealed by Doris.

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senior centerunderwearaccusationprank
06

Retirement Home Underwear Prank

An attorney calls a man about his underwear found in a retirement home resident's room.

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retirement-homeunderwearattorneyscandal
07

Peeing in Neighbor's Yard

A man confronts his neighbor for urinating in his yard. The neighbor apologizes but dismisses it, leading to threats and a prank reveal.

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neighborurinationyardconfrontationprank
08

Super Bowl Cheating

A man calls claiming he met the guy's girlfriend Beverly at a sports bar during the Super Bowl and she gave him her number.

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super bowlcheatingrelationshipsports bar
09

Prosthetic Arm Stolen by Kids

A man claims a 15-year-old boy and his friend ripped off his prosthetic arm and escaped. The boy's father defuses his threat to confront them at the park before the caller reveals the prank.

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neighborprosthetic-armteenagerspark
10

Cake with Inappropriate Design

A father calls a bakery to complain that his daughter's Hannah Montana cake arrived with a man's private part on it. The owner denies making the mistake and they argue.

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bakerycakebirthdaymistakeprank
11

The Pool Water Thief

A nephew claims his aunt's water bill has ballooned because the neighbor filled his pool from her hose, then threatens to swim in it with a crowd and challenge him to a fight.

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water billneighborpoolwater theftthreats
12

Ballet Shoes at Daycare

A daycare worker calls a father to report his son is wearing ballet shoes and a pink blanket, leading to anger.

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daycareballetparentingson
13

Suing husband for infidelity

A man calls a law office wanting to sue his girlfriend's husband for messing up their relationship, leading to a heated argument with the receptionist.

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lawyerinfidelitylawsuitprank
14

Cake with private part delivered to school

A baker delivers a cake with a man's private part to a junior high birthday party, and the father is furious. The reveal: his girlfriend Stephanie pranked him.

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cakebirthdayprivate partschoolgirlfriend
15

Don't tow my daddy's boat

An HOA caller gives Mr. Wilson two weeks to move a dead car, a camper, and the boat his late father left him. Wilson says that boat is the only thing his daddy gave him and threatens anyone who comes to tow it.

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hoaboatfatherpropertyneighbor
16

Cut the pecan tree

Tommy calls L.C. Davis as the neighbors' son and demands he trim the pecan limbs hanging into his mother's yard. The fight turns into gun threats and a driveway standoff until Tommy says Davis's brother Milton arranged it.

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neighborpecan-treeyardargumentgun
17

Put fifty-five thousand in the envelope

Cutty tells bank teller Brandon to load $55,000 into a brown envelope at 3:30, and he mentions Brandon's daughter in junior high. Brandon tells him to come get an ass-whooping, then learns coworker Stacey set it up.

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bankrobberytellerdaughterthreat
18

Your Wife Is Your Brother

Bryce calls Marcus claiming his wife Tina is actually his long-lost brother Tim. Marcus is furious before learning his wife Tina set up the prank.

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wifebrotherfamilysecret
19

Steve Harvey Book Prank

A caller argues with Steve Harvey about his relationship book, then reveals Steve has been pranked.

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steve harveybookrelationshipargumentprank
20

Sideswipe the 72 Chevy

A man calls a woman claiming she sideswiped his 1972 Chevrolet and demands $1800 for repairs, but she denies it and the argument escalates.

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caraccidentinsurancedenialmother
21

Church Parking Lot Prank

A churchgoer accuses the parking attendant of sending him to the back because his van is raggedy.

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churchparking lotvandiscriminationprank
22

A Mercedes for the ex-wife

A delivery driver tells Vernetta her husband paid cash for a black Mercedes GL550 as a Christmas gift for ex-wife Sandra, plate LUV X. She orders the truck to her house instead, then says she had already planned how to get him.

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carexwifechristmasmercedesdelivery
23

Park Affair Accusation

A man calls Karen to say he saw her husband Jason with his wife at a park, leading to anger and threats.

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affairparkhusbandcheating
24

Mama's Maple Tree Hit

Tommy calls a truck driver named Lloyd, claiming he hit his mama's maple tree and tore limbs off it. Lloyd insists he was never on the street that day.

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treetruckneighbordamageprank
25

Always Parked in Back

A churchgoer accuses the parking-lot attendant of deliberately sending his raggedy van to the back while newer cars park up front. They threaten an immediate fight before Lester reveals the setup.

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churchparkingvanthreat
26

Black Baby Prank

A man is told by a black man that his wife was artificially inseminated with his seed and is carrying a black baby, causing him to rage and threaten violence.

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prankbabyfertilityracismrage
27

Adult Daycare Sign-Up

A man calls an elderly woman to welcome her to an adult daycare her daughter signed her up for. She denies needing it and becomes suspicious, but then flirts with the caller.

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daycareelderlydaughterconfusionprank
28

Plumber and the Toilet

A customer calls plumber Adrian claiming that flushing the bathroom toilet makes sewage come out of the kitchen sink.

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plumbertoiletplumbingsewage
29

Limo Bank Job

A man calls a limo service to hire a limo for a bank robbery, asking the driver to keep the car running for a quick getaway.

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bank-robberylimocrimegetawayprank
30

Your Son Needs Deodorant

A daycare owner calls Vanessa about two-year-old Malik, insisting the boy smells musty and proposing deodorant as an experiment. She threatens to come to the daycare before Tommy reveals the prank.

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daycarehygienechilddeodorantthreat
31

How Was the Service, Tip?

A fake seafood restaurant employee calls a former customer by the nickname Tip and repeatedly asks whether he enjoyed the service. The customer grows increasingly furious and threatens to confront him at the restaurant before Tommy reveals the prank.

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restaurantservicetipcustomerthreat
32

You owe back tithes

Posing as Deacon Foley, Tommy tells Brother DeAndre he owes Mount Calvary $2,800 in back tithes for seven months away. DeAndre refuses, insults the pastor, and then apologizes after the reveal.

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churchtithingmoneypastordeacon
33

Always Parked At The Back

A driver claims church parking attendants deliberately direct his black Escalade to the back and threaten to fight the parking-lot worker. The worker accepts the confrontation, and Tommy later reveals that a friend arranged the call.

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churchparking-lotescaladethreatanger
34

Peeing by the House

A caller confronts an older man about fluid being left beside his house while his wife is watching, leading to arguments about his health and threats. The caller eventually reveals that the accusation was a prank.

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neighborurinationwaterolder-manproperty
35

New neighbor owns your jacuzzi

Clifford calls Mr. Dolan to say he just bought the house next door, then claims the jacuzzi on the property actually belongs to him.

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neighborjacuzzireal-estatepropertybackyard
36

Somebody broke into the house

Raymond Henderson whispers that burglars are inside the house right now and he does not know what to do. The man he called will not come over, assumes drugs are involved, and will only offer to phone the police, then learns his friend Wendell pranked him.

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burglaryhome-invasionwhisperpolicefriend
37

Damaged Porta Potty

A Porta Potty worker tells a woman that a rented unit contains a dead raccoon, shoes, and a missing seat, insisting that her household is responsible. She denies using it, and the reveal comes when the caller says her sister arranged the prank.

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porta-pottydamagerentalneighbor
38

N-Word Usage Survey

Tommy calls as a Black People of America surveyor asking Lester how many times he uses the N-word, sending him into a rage.

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surveyn-wordraceneighbor
39

Ballet Shoes at Daycare

A daycare worker calls a father to report his son wears pink blankets and ballet shoes and snaps his fingers in a circle. The father gets irate and threatens to come down, until the prank is revealed.

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daycareballetparentingmasculinityprank call
40

Be My Valentine? (Reprise)

A second call to Davian with the same Valentine's proposal, again ending in anger and threats.

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valentinecoworkerprankdinnerreaction
41

Your daughter got the club job

Money B tells Kimmy's father she was hired to dance at Pink Stiletto in heels and thong bikinis. He says she is a college junior who will be a lawyer, threatens to break her arm, and then hears his daughter pranked him.

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stripclubdaughterfatherjobbikini
42

A reference from the ex-husband

Phil calls Scotty for a dating reference on Scotty's ex-wife Monica, asking about cooking, the bedroom, and whether their daughter can call him daddy. Scotty threatens him until Tommy says Scotty's brother Brian set it up.

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divorceex-wifedatingreferencedaughter
43

Father's Day Surprise

A man calls on Father's Day claiming to be the biological father of a child, leading to shock and rage.

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father's daypaternitydaughteraffair
44

Girlfriend Is Moving Out

A man tells Sam that girlfriend Tyree wants to leave him, move in with the caller, and have Sam retrieve her belongings. Sam threatens to fight him at the house before Tyree is revealed as the prankster.

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girlfriendmoving-outjealousyrelationshiprevenge
45

Funky Gym Member

A man calls Keon at home to complain that his body odor is ruining the gym equipment and demands he wash before coming.

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gymbody odorworkouthygiene
46

Tax Write-Off Prank

A man calls another man to ask if he can claim expenses spent on his wife as a tax write-off.

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taxeswrite-offwifeaffairprank
47

Mailman Visiting His Wife

A man accuses his mail carrier of visiting his house to see his wife and threatens to wait by the mailboxes with Mace. Tommy reveals that a co-worker arranged the call.

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mail carrierneighborwifeinfidelitymace
48

Postman at the Door

Benny accuses postal carrier Carlos of repeatedly visiting his home and leaving behind a work shirt. He threatens Carlos before revealing that the entire confrontation was a prank.

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mailmanstalkinghomethreat
49

Mailman Affair Prank

A man calls a postman accusing him of having an affair with his wife.

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mailmanaffairpost-officewife
50

You Served Rabbit

A man calls a caterer claiming she served rabbit instead of chicken at a party. She denies it and gets angry.

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cateringrabbitchickenpartyfood

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