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50 calls match “new-years-eve”

01

Deacon demands New Year's church

Deacon Patterson calls Brother Adrian on New Year's Eve and insists he come down to church that night to bring in the new year with the congregation.

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02

Usher Told to Change Her Attitude

A fake youth minister calls a veteran usher to say the church wants her to change her attitude when seating people, and she refuses to accept it.

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churchusherattitudeseatingmeeting
03

Fake Minister Wedding

A caller claims the minister who married a couple was never ordained, so their nine-year marriage and children are invalid.

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04

Marriage Invalid

A man is told his nine-year marriage is void because the reverend who married them was never ordained, making his children bastards.

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05

New Landlord Eviction

Jason claims he bought Marcus's house and demands the family move out by Sunday, despite their two-year lease.

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06

Missing James Fortune

A producer aggressively insists James Fortune is due at the studio and threatens his job, while Fortune calmly explains that he is in Houston and was never scheduled. The impersonator finally identifies himself as Nephew Tommy.

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07

New neighbor owns your jacuzzi

Clifford calls Mr. Dolan to say he just bought the house next door, then claims the jacuzzi on the property actually belongs to him.

▶6:39
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08

Bus Weight Limit (Reprise)

The same bus weight prank is played again with Trina and her son Devin.

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09

You Need Your Ass Beat

Nephew Tommy complains about the disrespectful new generation, discusses old men's anatomy and uncircumcised men, and lists all the things that will get you an ass beating, from buying a pregnancy test at the dollar store to being a vegan.

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10

Michael Vick Interview

A fake sports radio host interviews Michael Vick, with callers asking bizarre questions about dog fighting and prison, before revealing the prank.

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11

Jacuzzi Property Dispute

A new neighbor claims the fence is 30 feet over the property line and demands shared access to the jacuzzi.

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12

Shay Leon wants a salon booth

Nephew Tommy calls a D.C. salon owner as Shay Leon, a stylist just in from Los Angeles who wants to rent booth space in her suite. After she agrees to meet, he explains that a private hair specialist designs bikini-line hair, and the argument runs through threats and her shock at the Steve Harvey Morning Show reveal.

▶7:01
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13

No weaves allowed at work

Byron from the job calls Risa after hours with new workplace rules, then says weaves and wigs are banned starting tomorrow morning. She refuses to take down a weave she paid hundreds for and dares them to fire her before learning coworker Jennifer set it up.

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14

Church Surrogate Father

A church brother calls Brother Robert offering to be a surrogate father for his wife, leading to anger and threats.

▶6:35
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15

Life Insurance Siblings Prank

Tommy poses as an insurance agent and tells a married couple that their lab results show they are brother and sister.

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16

Hedonism Resort Trip

A travel agent calls a wife about excursions for a hedonism resort trip, revealing her husband's secret vacation with another woman.

▶5:59
travelhedonismresortaffairdildo dinner
17

Wife's Joy Toy Upgrade

A fake Love Toys, Etc. representative tells Philip that his wife Jewel has had a "Joy Toy" for years and needs a new motor and fitting. The caller reveals that "Big Charles" is engraved on it before admitting his own name and the prank.

▶7:10
sex-toywifehusbandrepair
18

Tithing Refund

A man demands his tithe money back because his kids weren't changed after baptism.

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19

Dildo Dinner

Tommy poses as a travel agent offering adult excursions like a dildo dinner and nude banana boat ride for Antoinette's husband Tony. She is shocked before Tommy reveals the prank.

▶5:49
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20

Coach wants your son and your wife

A caller posing as a high-school coach tries to talk a father into bringing his son over to tour another campus, then makes it clear he wants the man's wife as part of the deal.

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21

Baptism Refund

A father calls Pastor Henry demanding a refund of his tithes because his kids' behavior did not change after baptism. He reveals the prank was set up by Brother Dobbs.

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22

Sexy Brenda Church Prank

Tommy impersonates a delivery resolution specialist and tells church secretary Brenda her nephew Darnell signed for adult packages, leading to a church-appropriate meltdown before the reveal.

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23

Ballet Shoes at Daycare

A daycare worker calls a father to report his son is wearing ballet shoes and a pink blanket, leading to anger.

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24

Jaguar Delivery

A car delivery driver calls about a 2013 Jaguar for a woman named Connie, but the wife intercepts and thinks her husband bought it for a mistress.

▶5:41
carjaguardeliverymistressjealousy
25

Wedding in Jamaica Queens

A travel agent calls a bride-to-be about her honeymoon, but he booked Jamaica, Queens instead of Ocho Rios, Jamaica.

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weddingtravelhoneymoonjamaicamistake
26

School Bus Weight Limit Prank

A mother is told her son can't ride the bus because he weighs over 125 pounds, sparking discrimination claims.

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27

Hair Salon Weave Prank

A man argues with a hair salon owner because she won't do his aunt's weave, leading to a shouting match.

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28

Boomerang Book Ruining Relationships

A man calls Steve Harvey's bodyguard to complain that his book is ruining relationships. The bodyguard aggressively defends the book and challenges the caller to a fight.

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bookrelationshipbodyguardthreatprank
29

Ballet Shoes at Daycare

A daycare worker calls a father to report his son wears pink blankets and ballet shoes and snaps his fingers in a circle. The father gets irate and threatens to come down, until the prank is revealed.

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30

He Left His Draws

A doorman tells a married man that another man has been entering his apartment and leaving underwear behind. The increasingly furious husband demands surveillance footage and threatens the doorman until the prank is revealed.

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underweardoormanjealousyapartment
31

Can I have a kidney while you're open

Deacon Patterson calls Brother Conley before pancreas surgery, prays with him, then asks the doctors to take a kidney while he is open. Conley curses him out, and the reveal is that daughter Reesey wanted a smile before Friday's operation.

▶9:00
churchsurgerykidneydeacondaughter
32

Work Husband

A man calls a husband claiming to be his wife's 'work husband' and asks how long they plan to stay married.

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work husbandjealousymarriageprank callhusband
33

Make-A-Wish Nude Wife

A terminally ill man calls a church ministry asking for his dying wish to sleep with the pastor's wife.

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churchwishcheatingministry
34

Senior center underwear accusation

A man is accused of leaving his underwear at a senior center, gets angry, and hangs up; the prank is revealed by Doris.

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35

Retirement Home Underwear Prank

An attorney calls a man about his underwear found in a retirement home resident's room.

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retirement-homeunderwearattorneyscandal
36

Church Meeting Takeover

A new director of ministry, Brother Alvin, calls a church conference line and criticizes the media team, youth coordinator, and social media manager, threatening jobs.

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37

New Director

A man on a conference call impersonates a new director of ministries, critiquing various church ministries and volunteers. He questions a youth coordinator about controlling black kids and accuses a singer of favoritism.

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38

Three Bodies in One Casket Prank

A grieving man tries to convince a funeral home to put three bodies in one casket to save money, leading to a heated exchange.

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funeralcasketdeathmoneythreat
39

Wife Correctional Services

A rep from Wife Correctional Services calls George to offer reprogramming his wife, insulting his manhood.

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marriagecontrolservicessurvey
40

Cheerleader Too Heavy

A fake camp director tells Angela her daughter is too heavy to be on top of the cheerleading pyramid and suggests she be a base instead. Her friend Rochelle set up the prank.

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41

Wife Reprogramming Service

Tommy poses as a confidential service asking whether a man's wife disrespects him, controls his TV time, and buys his clothes, offering to reprogram her. The increasingly suspicious caller threatens to find him before the reveal.

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wifemarriagereprogrammingcounseling
42

Cusser of the House

Steve Harvey pitches the idea of a White House 'cusser' to insult Obama's critics, then the prank call targets a radio host who fires back before hanging up.

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43

Adoption Agency

A man calls a father claiming the adoption agency approved him to pick up the man's two-year-old son Clarence Jr. today. The father threatens violence and defends his parenting before learning his brother set up the prank.

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adoptionsonfamilythreatsprank
44

Principal's Corporal Punishment

New principal calls a parent to announce he's reinstating corporal punishment and will paddle kids, but the parent threatens him.

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45

Naked lifeguard job

A man offers a woman a high-paying lifeguard job at a gated community pool where adults swim nude and the lifeguard must also be nude. The woman is shocked and refuses.

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46

Escalade Owner Sent to the Back

A man with a black Escalade threatens the parking-lot worker for sending him to the back of the church lot every Sunday.

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47

Convict Marriage Proposal

A 46-year-old ex-convict calls a man to ask for his 25-year-old daughter's hand in marriage, and the father threatens him.

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marriageconvictage gapfather
48

Church Account

A fake church member calls Pastor Hayes asking how much money is in the church account, claiming he's fallen on hard times and needs cash. The pastor refuses and demands to know who gave out his number.

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churchpastormoneyscamphone
49

Diabetes from Cooking

An ex-boyfriend claims his former girlfriend gave him diabetes through her cooking and wants medical bills paid.

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diabetesexcookingmedical bills
50

Collect Call from Jail Prank

A man calls collect from jail asking for his girlfriend, only to reach her husband, leading to threats.

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