Deacon demands New Year's church
Deacon Patterson calls Brother Adrian on New Year's Eve and insists he come down to church that night to bring in the new year with the congregation.
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50 calls match “new-years-eve”
Deacon Patterson calls Brother Adrian on New Year's Eve and insists he come down to church that night to bring in the new year with the congregation.
A fake youth minister calls a veteran usher to say the church wants her to change her attitude when seating people, and she refuses to accept it.
A caller claims the minister who married a couple was never ordained, so their nine-year marriage and children are invalid.
A man is told his nine-year marriage is void because the reverend who married them was never ordained, making his children bastards.
A producer aggressively insists James Fortune is due at the studio and threatens his job, while Fortune calmly explains that he is in Houston and was never scheduled. The impersonator finally identifies himself as Nephew Tommy.
Jason claims he bought Marcus's house and demands the family move out by Sunday, despite their two-year lease.
Clifford calls Mr. Dolan to say he just bought the house next door, then claims the jacuzzi on the property actually belongs to him.
The same bus weight prank is played again with Trina and her son Devin.
Nephew Tommy complains about the disrespectful new generation, discusses old men's anatomy and uncircumcised men, and lists all the things that will get you an ass beating, from buying a pregnancy test at the dollar store to being a vegan.
A fake sports radio host interviews Michael Vick, with callers asking bizarre questions about dog fighting and prison, before revealing the prank.
A new neighbor claims the fence is 30 feet over the property line and demands shared access to the jacuzzi.
Nephew Tommy calls a D.C. salon owner as Shay Leon, a stylist just in from Los Angeles who wants to rent booth space in her suite. After she agrees to meet, he explains that a private hair specialist designs bikini-line hair, and the argument runs through threats and her shock at the Steve Harvey Morning Show reveal.
Byron from the job calls Risa after hours with new workplace rules, then says weaves and wigs are banned starting tomorrow morning. She refuses to take down a weave she paid hundreds for and dares them to fire her before learning coworker Jennifer set it up.
A church brother calls Brother Robert offering to be a surrogate father for his wife, leading to anger and threats.
Tommy poses as an insurance agent and tells a married couple that their lab results show they are brother and sister.
A travel agent calls a wife about excursions for a hedonism resort trip, revealing her husband's secret vacation with another woman.
A fake Love Toys, Etc. representative tells Philip that his wife Jewel has had a "Joy Toy" for years and needs a new motor and fitting. The caller reveals that "Big Charles" is engraved on it before admitting his own name and the prank.
A man demands his tithe money back because his kids weren't changed after baptism.
A caller posing as a high-school coach tries to talk a father into bringing his son over to tour another campus, then makes it clear he wants the man's wife as part of the deal.
A car delivery driver calls about a 2013 Jaguar for a woman named Connie, but the wife intercepts and thinks her husband bought it for a mistress.
A travel agent calls a bride-to-be about her honeymoon, but he booked Jamaica, Queens instead of Ocho Rios, Jamaica.
Tommy impersonates a delivery resolution specialist and tells church secretary Brenda her nephew Darnell signed for adult packages, leading to a church-appropriate meltdown before the reveal.
A mother is told her son can't ride the bus because he weighs over 125 pounds, sparking discrimination claims.
A man argues with a hair salon owner because she won't do his aunt's weave, leading to a shouting match.
A daycare worker calls a father to report his son is wearing ballet shoes and a pink blanket, leading to anger.
A caller claiming to be Steve's bodyguard threatens a man over books allegedly harming his relationship. The man counters that books cannot ruin a relationship unless the man is already a failure.
A man calls Steve Harvey's bodyguard to complain that his book is ruining relationships. The bodyguard aggressively defends the book and challenges the caller to a fight.
A doorman tells a married man that another man has been entering his apartment and leaving underwear behind. The increasingly furious husband demands surveillance footage and threatens the doorman until the prank is revealed.
A daycare worker calls a father to report his son wears pink blankets and ballet shoes and snaps his fingers in a circle. The father gets irate and threatens to come down, until the prank is revealed.
Deacon Patterson calls Brother Conley before pancreas surgery, prays with him, then asks the doctors to take a kidney while he is open. Conley curses him out, and the reveal is that daughter Reesey wanted a smile before Friday's operation.
A man calls a husband claiming to be his wife's 'work husband' and asks how long they plan to stay married.
A terminally ill man calls a church ministry asking for his dying wish to sleep with the pastor's wife.
A man is accused of leaving his underwear at a senior center, gets angry, and hangs up; the prank is revealed by Doris.
An attorney calls a man about his underwear found in a retirement home resident's room.
A new director of ministry, Brother Alvin, calls a church conference line and criticizes the media team, youth coordinator, and social media manager, threatening jobs.
A man on a conference call impersonates a new director of ministries, critiquing various church ministries and volunteers. He questions a youth coordinator about controlling black kids and accuses a singer of favoritism.
Tommy impersonates a new ministry director in a staged staff meeting and criticizes the church's internet, social media, youth coordination, and music leadership. After the staff defend their work, he reveals himself as Nephew Tommy.
A grieving man tries to convince a funeral home to put three bodies in one casket to save money, leading to a heated exchange.
A rep from Wife Correctional Services calls George to offer reprogramming his wife, insulting his manhood.
A fake camp director tells Angela her daughter is too heavy to be on top of the cheerleading pyramid and suggests she be a base instead. Her friend Rochelle set up the prank.
Steve Harvey pitches the idea of a White House 'cusser' to insult Obama's critics, then the prank call targets a radio host who fires back before hanging up.
New principal calls a parent to announce he's reinstating corporal punishment and will paddle kids, but the parent threatens him.
A man offers a woman a high-paying lifeguard job at a gated community pool where adults swim nude and the lifeguard must also be nude. The woman is shocked and refuses.
A man calls a father claiming the adoption agency approved him to pick up the man's two-year-old son Clarence Jr. today. The father threatens violence and defends his parenting before learning his brother set up the prank.
A man with a black Escalade threatens the parking-lot worker for sending him to the back of the church lot every Sunday.
A 46-year-old ex-convict calls a man to ask for his 25-year-old daughter's hand in marriage, and the father threatens him.
A driver claims church parking attendants deliberately direct his black Escalade to the back and threaten to fight the parking-lot worker. The worker accepts the confrontation, and Tommy later reveals that a friend arranged the call.
A fake church member calls Pastor Hayes asking how much money is in the church account, claiming he's fallen on hard times and needs cash. The pastor refuses and demands to know who gave out his number.
An ex-boyfriend claims his former girlfriend gave him diabetes through her cooking and wants medical bills paid.
A Porta Potty worker tells a woman that a rented unit contains a dead raccoon, shoes, and a missing seat, insisting that her household is responsible. She denies using it, and the reveal comes when the caller says her sister arranged the prank.