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50 calls match “old-classmate”

01

The Wife's Old First Love

An old classmate says Glenda invited him to bring beer and ice to her home, then describes himself as her first love. Her increasingly jealous husband threatens him as the call continues.

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old-classmatewifejealousypartybeer
02

Uninvited Party Guest

Tommy pretends to be an old high school friend invited by the wife, insisting on coming over with beer and ice, but the husband refuses.

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partyuninvitedhusbandbeer
03

Glenda's ex is coming to the party

Lawrence calls a man watching the game and says Glenda, his high-school sweetheart, invited him over with beer and ice. The husband bars him from the house, they square up, and Tommy reveals Glenda arranged the prank.

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partyhigh-school-sweetheartjealousywifebeer
04

High School Sweetheart Invite 2

Another man calls claiming he was invited by the wife to a party.

▶6:52
marriagejealousyhighschoolsweetheartparty
05

Ex at the House Party

Lawrence offers to bring ice and beer to Glenda's house party and says she was his high-school sweetheart and first love. Her husband warns him not to show up before Tommy reveals the setup.

▶7:09
house-partyexwifehigh-school
06

You Need Your Ass Beat

Nephew Tommy complains about the disrespectful new generation, discusses old men's anatomy and uncircumcised men, and lists all the things that will get you an ass beating, from buying a pregnancy test at the dollar store to being a vegan.

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oldmenassbeatbananateatiktokgeneration
07

Can your wife breastfeed my baby

Tommy tells a stranger his girlfriend left him with a two-month-old and asks to borrow wife Melanie so she can breastfeed the baby. The husband puts Melanie on the line and threatens to bring the fight to the caller's house.

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breastfeedingbabywifestrangerfight
08

Senior center underwear accusation

A man is accused of leaving his underwear at a senior center, gets angry, and hangs up; the prank is revealed by Doris.

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senior centerunderwearaccusationprank
09

Retirement Home Underwear Prank

An attorney calls a man about his underwear found in a retirement home resident's room.

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retirement-homeunderwearattorneyscandal
10

Peeing in Neighbor's Yard

A man confronts his neighbor for urinating in his yard. The neighbor apologizes but dismisses it, leading to threats and a prank reveal.

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neighborurinationyardconfrontationprank
11

Cake with Inappropriate Design

A father calls a bakery to complain that his daughter's Hannah Montana cake arrived with a man's private part on it. The owner denies making the mistake and they argue.

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bakerycakebirthdaymistakeprank
12

Suing husband for infidelity

A man calls a law office wanting to sue his girlfriend's husband for messing up their relationship, leading to a heated argument with the receptionist.

▶5:34
lawyerinfidelitylawsuitprank
13

Super Bowl Cheating

A man calls claiming he met the guy's girlfriend Beverly at a sports bar during the Super Bowl and she gave him her number.

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super bowlcheatingrelationshipsports bar
14

Ballet Shoes at Daycare

A daycare worker calls a father to report his son is wearing ballet shoes and a pink blanket, leading to anger.

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daycareballetparentingson
15

Sideswipe the 72 Chevy

A man calls a woman claiming she sideswiped his 1972 Chevrolet and demands $1800 for repairs, but she denies it and the argument escalates.

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caraccidentinsurancedenialmother
16

Cake with private part delivered to school

A baker delivers a cake with a man's private part to a junior high birthday party, and the father is furious. The reveal: his girlfriend Stephanie pranked him.

▶7:42
cakebirthdayprivate partschoolgirlfriend
17

Don't tow my daddy's boat

An HOA caller gives Mr. Wilson two weeks to move a dead car, a camper, and the boat his late father left him. Wilson says that boat is the only thing his daddy gave him and threatens anyone who comes to tow it.

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hoaboatfatherpropertyneighbor
18

Peeing on the House Prank

An elderly man calls to apologize for urinating on a man's house, causing the homeowner to rage.

▶4:56
peeingneighborold manapologyprank
19

Cut the pecan tree

Tommy calls L.C. Davis as the neighbors' son and demands he trim the pecan limbs hanging into his mother's yard. The fight turns into gun threats and a driveway standoff until Tommy says Davis's brother Milton arranged it.

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neighborpecan-treeyardargumentgun
20

A Mercedes for the ex-wife

A delivery driver tells Vernetta her husband paid cash for a black Mercedes GL550 as a Christmas gift for ex-wife Sandra, plate LUV X. She orders the truck to her house instead, then says she had already planned how to get him.

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carexwifechristmasmercedesdelivery
21

Park Affair Accusation

A man calls Karen to say he saw her husband Jason with his wife at a park, leading to anger and threats.

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affairparkhusbandcheating
22

Put fifty-five thousand in the envelope

Cutty tells bank teller Brandon to load $55,000 into a brown envelope at 3:30, and he mentions Brandon's daughter in junior high. Brandon tells him to come get an ass-whooping, then learns coworker Stacey set it up.

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bankrobberytellerdaughterthreat
23

Steve Harvey Book Prank

A caller argues with Steve Harvey about his relationship book, then reveals Steve has been pranked.

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steve harveybookrelationshipargumentprank
24

Church Parking Lot Prank

A churchgoer accuses the parking attendant of sending him to the back because his van is raggedy.

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churchparking lotvandiscriminationprank
25

Your Wife Is Your Brother

Bryce calls Marcus claiming his wife Tina is actually his long-lost brother Tim. Marcus is furious before learning his wife Tina set up the prank.

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wifebrotherfamilysecret
26

Adult Daycare Sign-Up

A man calls an elderly woman to welcome her to an adult daycare her daughter signed her up for. She denies needing it and becomes suspicious, but then flirts with the caller.

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daycareelderlydaughterconfusionprank
27

Always Parked in Back

A churchgoer accuses the parking-lot attendant of deliberately sending his raggedy van to the back while newer cars park up front. They threaten an immediate fight before Lester reveals the setup.

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churchparkingvanthreat
28

Plumber and the Toilet

A customer calls plumber Adrian claiming that flushing the bathroom toilet makes sewage come out of the kitchen sink.

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plumbertoiletplumbingsewage
29

Mama's Maple Tree Hit

Tommy calls a truck driver named Lloyd, claiming he hit his mama's maple tree and tore limbs off it. Lloyd insists he was never on the street that day.

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treetruckneighbordamageprank
30

Your Son Needs Deodorant

A daycare owner calls Vanessa about two-year-old Malik, insisting the boy smells musty and proposing deodorant as an experiment. She threatens to come to the daycare before Tommy reveals the prank.

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daycarehygienechilddeodorantthreat
31

Black Baby Prank

A man is told by a black man that his wife was artificially inseminated with his seed and is carrying a black baby, causing him to rage and threaten violence.

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prankbabyfertilityracismrage
32

Limo Bank Job

A man calls a limo service to hire a limo for a bank robbery, asking the driver to keep the car running for a quick getaway.

▶7:47
bank-robberylimocrimegetawayprank
33

Church Suspension for Sons

Deacon Bowes calls Sister Mayfield to tell her she is being suspended from church because her sons are in jail, but she refuses to be kept from God's house.

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churchsuspensionsonsjaildeacon
34

You owe back tithes

Posing as Deacon Foley, Tommy tells Brother DeAndre he owes Mount Calvary $2,800 in back tithes for seven months away. DeAndre refuses, insults the pastor, and then apologizes after the reveal.

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churchtithingmoneypastordeacon
35

New neighbor owns your jacuzzi

Clifford calls Mr. Dolan to say he just bought the house next door, then claims the jacuzzi on the property actually belongs to him.

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neighborjacuzzireal-estatepropertybackyard
36

You Served Rabbit

A man calls a caterer claiming she served rabbit instead of chicken at a party. She denies it and gets angry.

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cateringrabbitchickenpartyfood
37

You Ate Rabbit

A caterer calls Tammy to apologize for accidentally serving rabbit instead of chicken at her aunt's birthday party and offers a small credit.

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prankcateringrabbitchickenbirthday
38

Peeing by the House

A caller confronts an older man about fluid being left beside his house while his wife is watching, leading to arguments about his health and threats. The caller eventually reveals that the accusation was a prank.

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neighborurinationwaterolder-manproperty
39

Your daughter bit my son

Tommy calls Kira and claims her four-year-old bit his son at the children's academy. She hangs up, calls him a weekend dad, and the fight turns into threats until he reveals the prank and asks for the show.

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daycareparentbitingschoolargument
40

Indecent Exposure Arrest

A police officer calls a wife to pick up her husband who was arrested for indecent exposure at a park with another woman, who turns out to be her sister.

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policearrestindecent exposuresisterbetrayal
41

Ballet Shoes at Daycare

A daycare worker calls a father to report his son wears pink blankets and ballet shoes and snaps his fingers in a circle. The father gets irate and threatens to come down, until the prank is revealed.

▶5:44
daycareballetparentingmasculinityprank call
42

Somebody broke into the house

Raymond Henderson whispers that burglars are inside the house right now and he does not know what to do. The man he called will not come over, assumes drugs are involved, and will only offer to phone the police, then learns his friend Wendell pranked him.

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burglaryhome-invasionwhisperpolicefriend
43

Your daughter got the club job

Money B tells Kimmy's father she was hired to dance at Pink Stiletto in heels and thong bikinis. He says she is a college junior who will be a lawyer, threatens to break her arm, and then hears his daughter pranked him.

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stripclubdaughterfatherjobbikini
44

N-Word Usage Survey

Tommy calls as a Black People of America surveyor asking Lester how many times he uses the N-word, sending him into a rage.

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surveyn-wordraceneighbor
45

Home Alarm Robbery Prank

A fake security agent tells Denise her alarm went off and a Black man is stealing from her house, making racial assumptions.

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alarmrobberysecurityracismneighborhood
46

A reference from the ex-husband

Phil calls Scotty for a dating reference on Scotty's ex-wife Monica, asking about cooking, the bedroom, and whether their daughter can call him daddy. Scotty threatens him until Tommy says Scotty's brother Brian set it up.

▶6:20
divorceex-wifedatingreferencedaughter
47

Father's Day Surprise

A man calls on Father's Day claiming to be the biological father of a child, leading to shock and rage.

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father's daypaternitydaughteraffair
48

Tax Write-Off Prank

A man calls another man to ask if he can claim expenses spent on his wife as a tax write-off.

▶5:59
taxeswrite-offwifeaffairprank
49

Postman at the Door

Benny accuses postal carrier Carlos of repeatedly visiting his home and leaving behind a work shirt. He threatens Carlos before revealing that the entire confrontation was a prank.

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mailmanstalkinghomethreat
50

Fake Paternity Suit

A man calls his brother's ex claiming the child isn't his brother's and demands eight years of child support back.

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child supportpaternitybrothermoney

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