Peeing by the House
A caller confronts an older man about fluid being left beside his house while his wife is watching, leading to arguments about his health and threats. The caller eventually reveals that the accusation was a prank.
Nephew Tommy
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51 calls match “older-man”
You Need Your Ass Beat
Nephew Tommy complains about the disrespectful new generation, discusses old men's anatomy and uncircumcised men, and lists all the things that will get you an ass beating, from buying a pregnancy test at the dollar store to being a vegan.
Stop Running on My Sidewalk
An older neighbor demands Dominique change her jogging route because she might spread coronavirus on the sidewalk.
Cut the pecan tree
Tommy calls L.C. Davis as the neighbors' son and demands he trim the pecan limbs hanging into his mother's yard. The fight turns into gun threats and a driveway standoff until Tommy says Davis's brother Milton arranged it.
Senior center underwear accusation
A man is accused of leaving his underwear at a senior center, gets angry, and hangs up; the prank is revealed by Doris.
Retirement Home Underwear Prank
An attorney calls a man about his underwear found in a retirement home resident's room.
Church Surrogate Father
A church brother calls Brother Robert offering to be a surrogate father for his wife, leading to anger and threats.
Dry Cleaners Lost My Belt Loops
A customer argues with a dry cleaner about missing belt loops on his pants and gets an English-only lecture and a threat from the owner.
Show Your Butt
Craig calls Marcus claiming his mother's Lincoln was stolen and a witness saw the thief's butt, so Marcus must come to a lineup to show his. Marcus refuses before learning his boy LJ pranked him.
Breast Milk Cure
A man calls a husband asking for his wife's breast milk for six months to cure his deteriorating bones, leading to disgust.
Lockdown Wellness Check
A man calls a husband during lockdown saying he misses his wife Sandra, making the husband suspicious and angry.
Panties Bet
A caller named Craig claims there's a bet at work about the color of Big Calvin's wife's panties and asks him to confirm, leading to threats.
Barber Shop Prank
A man calls a barber asking to get his girlfriend's initials shaved into his pubic hair, but the barber is disgusted and refuses.
Claiming the Unborn Baby
A supposed coworker named Lewis asks new employee Darius to claim his unborn baby so child support can be deducted from Darius's paycheck, promising to return the money. Darius refuses and learns that his cousin Dwayne arranged the prank.
Oak Tree Navel
A lab technician tells Marvin he has oak triocitus, a rare fungus that will grow a small tree from his navel. Marvin panics before learning his boy Earl pranked him.
Your brother had me call about your girl
A caller claiming to be Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show tells Scottie that his brother Brian set up the call, then starts in on Scottie's girl until Scottie nearly loses it.
Keith Sweat missed the signing
A record-store worker tells Keith Sweat that fans are wrapped around the building for a signing he never booked. Sweat refuses to be talked to like a child and says he will see Raheem, who admits Tommy set the no-show up.
The Noisy New Neighbor
A new upstairs neighbor complains that Marcus's apartment sounds like a couple having sex while Marcus is at work. Marcus threatens to come downstairs before the neighbor reveals the setup.
Neighbor Noise Complaint
A downstairs neighbor calls to complain about loud sex noises, accusing the man's girlfriend of cheating while he's at work.
You Have Oaktreeocity
A lab technician tells truck driver Marvin that a rare South American fungus will grow a small tree from his navel, which must grow for four weeks before treatment. Marvin, worried about his upcoming Jamaica wedding, threatens to come to the office and remove it before Earl is revealed as the prankster.
Child Support Help
A co-worker asks a new employee to claim his secret baby on his child support so his wife won't find out.
Your wife is in the limo
A limo driver calls Rob to say Rob's wife is in the back seat with another man, in a black dress with side curls, and that they are stopping at a hotel. Rob demands the car be brought to him until Tommy reveals Rob's wife set up the call.
Wife in the Limo (Reprise)
The limo driver prank repeats: Rob is told his wife is in the back of the limo with another man.
Church Swimsuit Calendar
Brother Lester calls Gerald asking if his wife Allison can be in a singles ministry swimsuit calendar to raise money.
Marry me for Christmas
Kenny, who says he knows Brad through Brad's brother, makes holiday small talk and then asks Brad to marry him on Christmas Day. Brad threatens to hunt him down until the number Tommy gives him is the show's line.
Repass Chicken Order
Robert calls a chicken restaurant ordering 125 pieces for a repast, then calls back wanting only 10 pieces, causing the cook to threaten him.
Life Insurance Testicle Removal
A doctor calls Brian to say his life insurance is denied until he removes a testicle due to parasites. Brian is horrified and refuses.
Record Store Signing
A record store employee calls Manny to complain that Manny missed a CD signing, leading to an argument.
Ex wants his paid-for breast implants back
Ricky calls Madison's fiancé demanding the ten-thousand-dollar breast implants he bought her back as his property. The fiancé refuses, and Madison is revealed as the one who ordered the prank.
Super Bowl Party Noise 2
A neighbor calls to complain about another loud Super Bowl party and threatens to call the police, leading to a fight.
Uninvited Party Guest
Tommy pretends to be an old high school friend invited by the wife, insisting on coming over with beer and ice, but the husband refuses.
Inmate Claims His Girlfriend
A collect call from an inmate claims LaRonda is still his girlfriend and that he will visit her when released, while her husband says they are married with a child. The two men trade threats until the inmate's friend is revealed as the prankster.
Collect Call from Jail Prank
A man calls collect from jail asking for his girlfriend, only to reach her husband, leading to threats.
KKK Scholarship
A coach calls a mother offering her son a full scholarship from the KKK, and she furiously rejects it.
Your Wife's Co-Worker
A post-office co-worker claims he is giving up an affair with Dorsey's wife for Lent but says it will resume afterward. Dorsey threatens to confront him before learning his wife set it up.
The Four-Three Relationship
Devin calls Maurice claiming Keisha agreed to a 'four-three relationship' where she'd spend four days with Maurice and three with him.
Gynecologist Thesis Video
A med student calls Darryl asking to videotape a gynecological exam on his wife for his thesis.
Bring me some toilet paper
House-sitting for Rita, Tommy calls neighbor Charlie and begs him to run four houses down with toilet paper because his legs went numb on the toilet. Charlie tells him to use a towel, then realizes Rita set it up.
Facebook Wife Prank
Tommy poses as a jealous husband accusing Maurice of messaging his wife Denise on Facebook; Maurice denies it and threatens him before the reveal.
Fight Party Cable
A man invites a neighbor to a fight party but then asks to run 4,000 feet of cable from his house to watch the fight illegally.
High School Sweetheart Invite 2
Another man calls claiming he was invited by the wife to a party.
Bartender Used My Card Again
A repeat of the bartender credit card prank: the bartender admits using Anthony's card and Anthony threatens him.
Glenda's ex is coming to the party
Lawrence calls a man watching the game and says Glenda, his high-school sweetheart, invited him over with beer and ice. The husband bars him from the house, they square up, and Tommy reveals Glenda arranged the prank.
Giving up mistress for Lent
A man calls another man to confess he's been sleeping with his wife but is giving it up for Lent, leading to threats and confusion.
Zoom Inappropriate Behavior Prank
A husband accuses his wife's coworker of inappropriate behavior on a Zoom call, leading to a heated argument.
Mexican Roofer Stereotype
Tommy calls Eduardo pretending to be a neighbor who assumes all Hispanic people fix roofs and asks him to repair a leak.
2-Year Affair with Marie
A man calls a husband claiming he's been having an affair with his wife Marie for two years and suggests he move out.
Bartender Used My Credit Card
Bartender Jay Will calls Anthony to return his left credit card, then admits he used it for gas, uniforms, and car repairs before the call is cut off.
Four-Three Relationship Prank
A man proposes a shared custody arrangement with another man's wife, leading to threats and anger.
Work Husband
A man calls a husband claiming to be his wife's 'work husband' and asks how long they plan to stay married.
Surrogate Mother
A man asks a fellow church member if his wife can be a surrogate mother naturally, offering to pay.