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50 calls match “stolen car”

01

Stolen Car from Used Car Lot

A detective calls a man to say the car he bought from a used car lot is stolen and must be impounded, but the man refuses and demands compensation.

▶7:08
stolen carpoliceused carimpoundthreats
02

Show Your Butt

Craig calls Marcus claiming his mother's Lincoln was stolen and a witness saw the thief's butt, so Marcus must come to a lineup to show his. Marcus refuses before learning his boy LJ pranked him.

▶7:03
cartheftlineupbutt
03

The valet stole my Lexus

After coaching Orlando to play a valet, Tommy calls Mr. Franklin as the manager and says a worker quit and took his new Lexus. Franklin threatens to sue everyone involved until his wife Carrie is revealed.

▶6:30
valetlexusstolencarwife
04

Caterer Accused of Stealing Crystal

A man calls a caterer claiming she stole his Teflon pots and crystal dishes. She denies it and insults his family, leading to a heated argument and a prank reveal.

▶4:44
cateringtheftaccusationargumentprank
05

Store Security Accusation

Fake store security officer Daniel accuses Tanya of stealing $1,800 in merchandise and giving it to her sister Cynthia.

▶6:05
theftsecurityworkplaceaccusation
06

Car Scratch Accusation

A man calls accusing the woman of scratching his car, demanding $3,500, leading to a heated argument before the prank reveal.

▶5:26
carscratchinsuranceaccusation
07

You hit my car

A man calls a woman claiming she backed into his black Mercedes, citing a cross-eyed neighbor as a witness. The woman denies it, says her sister has her car, and tells him she has no insurance.

▶6:55
caraccidentneighborinsurancescratches
08

A Mercedes for the ex-wife

A delivery driver tells Vernetta her husband paid cash for a black Mercedes GL550 as a Christmas gift for ex-wife Sandra, plate LUV X. She orders the truck to her house instead, then says she had already planned how to get him.

▶7:28
carexwifechristmasmercedesdelivery
09

Jaguar Delivery

A car delivery driver calls about a 2013 Jaguar for a woman named Connie, but the wife intercepts and thinks her husband bought it for a mistress.

▶5:41
carjaguardeliverymistressjealousy
10

Valet Accused of Joyride and Theft

A man calls Curtis, a hotel valet, accusing him of putting 100 miles on his BMW and stealing loose change. Curtis denies it, and Tommy reveals the prank was set up by coworker T.C.

▶5:36
valetbmwtheftaccusationprank
11

Tow Truck Prank

A man calls a tow truck driver claiming he overjumped his car and blew the electrical system, demanding $1500.

▶5:50
tow truckcarelectricalmoneythreat
12

Bartender Used My Credit Card

Bartender Jay Will calls Anthony to return his left credit card, then admits he used it for gas, uniforms, and car repairs before the call is cut off.

▶4:30
credit cardbartenderfraudprank
13

Bartender Used My Card Again

A repeat of the bartender credit card prank: the bartender admits using Anthony's card and Anthony threatens him.

▶7:21
bartendercredit cardclubcar
14

DUI with Another Woman

A police officer calls a wife to say her husband Kenny was pulled over for drunk driving with another woman in the car.

▶5:07
prankduipolicecheatingarrest
15

Flowers charged to wife's card

A florist calls a wife to say her husband's card was declined for $300 flowers and charged her card instead, leading to fury.

▶9:32
flowerscredit cardvalentine'sprank
16

Debt Collector Takes His Truck

A supposed debt collector says the man owes $1,200 to a deceased person and threatens to repossess his truck unless he pays. He refuses and later learns a coworker named Trevor arranged the prank.

▶4:24
debt collectiontruckrepossessionthreat
17

Dead Person Collection Agency Prank

A collection agency for the dead calls a man to collect a debt, threatening to take his truck.

▶7:48
debtcollection agencydeadtruckprank
18

Church Parking Lot Prank

A churchgoer accuses the parking attendant of sending him to the back because his van is raggedy.

▶6:37
churchparking lotvandiscriminationprank
19

HOA Wants Your Daddy's Boat Gone (Reprise)

Williams from the HOA calls Mr. Wilson a second time about his non-working car, camper, and boat, but Mr. Wilson still refuses to move his late father's boat.

▶6:08
hoaboatneighborrerun
20

Don't tow my daddy's boat

An HOA caller gives Mr. Wilson two weeks to move a dead car, a camper, and the boat his late father left him. Wilson says that boat is the only thing his daddy gave him and threatens anyone who comes to tow it.

▶7:38
hoaboatfatherpropertyneighbor
21

Park Affair Accusation

A man calls Karen to say he saw her husband Jason with his wife at a park, leading to anger and threats.

▶5:44
affairparkhusbandcheating
22

Snitching Accusation in Jail

A man confronts his friend about snitching to get out of jail while another friend remains locked up. The friend explains he made bail and had to go to work, but the accuser won't back down.

▶5:25
jailsnitchingbailaccusationprank
23

Border Patrol says you smuggle people

A man identifying himself as Border Patrol in San Diego calls on a Sunday and accuses a Los Angeles man of smuggling people across from Tijuana, and the man furiously denies it.

▶7:05
border-patrolsmugglingaccusationimpersonationlaw-enforcement
24

Wife already planned his funeral

Funeral director John says wife Diane already picked a casket and needs the tombstone name for Robert, who is very much alive. Robert threatens to come to the funeral home, then learns his wife set up the prank.

▶5:55
funeralwifecasketdeathsurprise
25

Cars on the Street

Tommy calls a neighbor complaining about too many cars parked on the street from a home mechanic business. The mechanic tries to defend himself, but the neighbor threatens to call the homeowners association and a tow truck.

▶7:02
mechanicneighborparkingtow truckhomeowners association
26

Home Alarm Robbery Prank

A fake security agent tells Denise her alarm went off and a Black man is stealing from her house, making racial assumptions.

▶5:56
alarmrobberysecurityracismneighborhood
27

Escalade Owner Sent to the Back

A man with a black Escalade threatens the parking-lot worker for sending him to the back of the church lot every Sunday.

▶2:47
churchparkingescaladethreatparking-lot
28

Limo Bank Job

A man calls a limo service to hire a limo for a bank robbery, asking the driver to keep the car running for a quick getaway.

▶7:47
bank-robberylimocrimegetawayprank
29

Wife in the Limo (Reprise)

The limo driver prank repeats: Rob is told his wife is in the back of the limo with another man.

▶6:27
limocheatingwifeaffairrage
30

Principal's Butt Cheeks Complaint

A principal calls Nate about his wife's revealing outfits when dropping off their daughter, asking her to come to his office.

▶6:51
schoolprincipalwifeoutfitinappropriate
31

Church Late Fee

A deacon tells Tracy the church will charge $15 for arriving late, upsetting her as a struggling single mother.

▶7:12
churchlate feesingle motheroutrage
32

HOA and Mama Speeding Prank

A fake HOA representative complains that Natalie's mother speeds through the neighborhood and threatens to have her arrested.

▶4:42
hoaneighbormotherspeeding
33

Fight Party Cable

A man invites a neighbor to a fight party but then asks to run 4,000 feet of cable from his house to watch the fight illegally.

▶7:39
cablefight partyillegalneighbormayweather
34

Stolen Jesus Statue

A man calls another man accusing him of stealing his Jesus statue from the yard, leading to a confusing and angry argument.

▶7:19
jesus statueyardstolenargumentgarbled
35

Adoption Agency

A man calls a father claiming the adoption agency approved him to pick up the man's two-year-old son Clarence Jr. today. The father threatens violence and defends his parenting before learning his brother set up the prank.

▶9:06
adoptionsonfamilythreatsprank
36

Super Bowl Hotel Reservation Prank

A hotel calls to confirm a romantic Super Bowl suite for a man's wife and another man, exposing an affair.

▶5:33
hotelsuper bowlaffairwifeprank
37

Your wife is in the limo

A limo driver calls Rob to say Rob's wife is in the back seat with another man, in a black dress with side curls, and that they are stopping at a hotel. Rob demands the car be brought to him until Tommy reveals Rob's wife set up the call.

▶6:30
limocheatingmarriagehotelwife
38

Steve Harvey Book Prank

A caller argues with Steve Harvey about his relationship book, then reveals Steve has been pranked.

▶6:22
steve harveybookrelationshipargumentprank
39

Plagiarism Accusation

A student affairs officer calls Trevor claiming he plagiarized an essay and won't graduate, causing Trevor to panic about his family coming.

▶6:48
schoolgraduationplagiarismstudent
40

Insure My Strippers

A pleasure consultant tries to buy insurance for his strippers and call girls, frustrating the insurance agent.

▶6:41
insurancestrippersbusinessproposal
41

You Need Your Ass Beat

Nephew Tommy complains about the disrespectful new generation, discusses old men's anatomy and uncircumcised men, and lists all the things that will get you an ass beating, from buying a pregnancy test at the dollar store to being a vegan.

▶3:52
oldmenassbeatbananateatiktokgeneration
42

Package Delivered to Wrong House

Tommy poses as a delivery man and tells Tanya a man in a towel signed for her package and ate her chips, causing her to rage before revealing her cousin set up the prank.

▶2:56
packagedeliverychipscousinprank call
43

You've been seeing my girl

Tommy calls K. Miller as a jealous Perkins and accuses him of coming by the house while he is gone. The call turns into a service-station fight challenge before Tommy reveals the prank.

▶6:13
cheatingjealousygirlfriendthreatsfight
44

I want to marry you for Christmas

A caller says he wants to marry her for Christmas, then launches into an agitated speech about who has been in the house for ten years and who is allowed to talk about his mother.

▶7:02
marriagechristmasproposalstrangerargument
45

Alfonso's Dress Demand

A man named Alfonso calls a boutique demanding a dress for an extravaganza, berating the employee.

▶5:29
boutiquedressfashionrude customer
46

Child Support

A man calls Faison demanding child support for his daughter in Florida, leading to threats and confusion before the reveal by Derek Keener.

▶5:46
child supportdaughterfloridathreatsprank
47

Somebody broke into the house

Raymond Henderson whispers that burglars are inside the house right now and he does not know what to do. The man he called will not come over, assumes drugs are involved, and will only offer to phone the police, then learns his friend Wendell pranked him.

▶6:41
burglaryhome-invasionwhisperpolicefriend
48

Church Tithe Shaming Prank

A church official calls a member to shame her for not tithing enough, leading to an angry confrontation.

▶6:35
churchtithesshamingmemberprank
49

Pandemic Pool Party

A neighbor asks to use another neighbor's pool for his son's birthday party during the pandemic, leading to a fight about safety and race.

▶5:06
covidpoolbirthdayneighbor
50

Cheating confession for Lent

A man calls another man to confess he's been sleeping with his wife but is giving it up for Lent, prompting threats.

▶5:32
cheatinglentwifeprank

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