Black Eyed Peas Made Me Sick
A man calls Heather claiming her black eyed peas gave him food poisoning at a New Year's party and demands $472 for his doctor bill. Heather refuses and insults him.
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50 calls match “new year”
Deacon demands New Year's church
Deacon Patterson calls Brother Adrian on New Year's Eve and insists he come down to church that night to bring in the new year with the congregation.
Cheerleader Too Heavy
A fake camp director tells Angela her daughter is too heavy to be on top of the cheerleading pyramid and suggests she be a base instead. Her friend Rochelle set up the prank.
Michael Vick Interview
A fake sports radio host interviews Michael Vick, with callers asking bizarre questions about dog fighting and prison, before revealing the prank.
Church Meeting Takeover
A new director of ministry, Brother Alvin, calls a church conference line and criticizes the media team, youth coordinator, and social media manager, threatening jobs.
Cut From the Team
A football coach calls a mother to tell her that her son Malik didn't make the seventh-grade team because the coach's own son is quarterback, causing her to threaten to come to the school.
Side Piece
A man calls a female church member claiming the pastor has a crush on her and asks if she'd be a side piece as a 'ministry.' She is disgusted and ends the call before the reveal.
Jacuzzi Property Dispute
A new neighbor claims the fence is 30 feet over the property line and demands shared access to the jacuzzi.
Make-A-Wish Nude Wife
A terminally ill man calls a church ministry asking for his dying wish to sleep with the pastor's wife.
Dildo Dinner
Tommy poses as a travel agent offering adult excursions like a dildo dinner and nude banana boat ride for Antoinette's husband Tony. She is shocked before Tommy reveals the prank.
Sexy Brenda Church Prank
Tommy impersonates a delivery resolution specialist and tells church secretary Brenda her nephew Darnell signed for adult packages, leading to a church-appropriate meltdown before the reveal.
Ballet Shoes at Daycare
A daycare worker calls a father to report his son is wearing ballet shoes and a pink blanket, leading to anger.
Work Husband
A man calls a husband claiming to be his wife's 'work husband' and asks how long they plan to stay married.
Funeral Picture Company
Frank from FPC calls Darwin to schedule a pre-death funeral photo so they have a nice picture for his program.
Usher Told to Change Her Attitude
A fake youth minister calls a veteran usher to say the church wants her to change her attitude when seating people, and she refuses to accept it.
Jaguar Delivery
A car delivery driver calls about a 2013 Jaguar for a woman named Connie, but the wife intercepts and thinks her husband bought it for a mistress.
Wedding in Jamaica Queens
A travel agent calls a bride-to-be about her honeymoon, but he booked Jamaica, Queens instead of Ocho Rios, Jamaica.
Super Bowl party noise complaint
A neighbor calls to complain about an annual Super Bowl party being too loud and threatens to call the police.
School Bus Weight Limit Prank
A mother is told her son can't ride the bus because he weighs over 125 pounds, sparking discrimination claims.
Bus Weight Limit (Reprise)
The same bus weight prank is played again with Trina and her son Devin.
Hair Salon Weave Prank
A man argues with a hair salon owner because she won't do his aunt's weave, leading to a shouting match.
Can I take Sylvia to the reunion
Ken calls Andre about a 25-year reunion and asks to escort Andre's wife Sylvia, his old sweetheart. Andre forbids it, threatens to show up, and after the reveal admits he was sweating mad while Tommy reminds him the reunion is real.
Booty Drop App
A man calls a woman to invite her to submit a video to a new 'Booty Drop' app, and she angrily refuses.
U-Haul Moving In Prank
Tommy poses as a man who bought the house and is arriving with U-Haul trucks, demanding the renter move out; the tenant threatens him before the call cuts off.
Your toddler is too fat
Daycare owner Kirby calls Kathy and says two-year-old Devon is too fat, drinks a gallon of milk, and will get apples, water, and SlimFast. She says her son is coming at 6:30 for full meals, then hears girlfriend Lucretia pranked her.
Shay Leon wants a salon booth
Nephew Tommy calls a D.C. salon owner as Shay Leon, a stylist just in from Los Angeles who wants to rent booth space in her suite. After she agrees to meet, he explains that a private hair specialist designs bikini-line hair, and the argument runs through threats and her shock at the Steve Harvey Morning Show reveal.
Fake Minister Wedding
A caller claims the minister who married a couple was never ordained, so their nine-year marriage and children are invalid.
You Need Your Ass Beat
Nephew Tommy complains about the disrespectful new generation, discusses old men's anatomy and uncircumcised men, and lists all the things that will get you an ass beating, from buying a pregnancy test at the dollar store to being a vegan.
Can I have a kidney while you're open
Deacon Patterson calls Brother Conley before pancreas surgery, prays with him, then asks the doctors to take a kidney while he is open. Conley curses him out, and the reveal is that daughter Reesey wanted a smile before Friday's operation.
No weaves allowed at work
Byron from the job calls Risa after hours with new workplace rules, then says weaves and wigs are banned starting tomorrow morning. She refuses to take down a weave she paid hundreds for and dares them to fire her before learning coworker Jennifer set it up.
You stole my Christmas yard
Tommy calls Cecil as neighbor Manny and accuses him of stealing a Christmas yard theme with Santa, Jesus, and the wise men. Cecil refuses to rearrange it and dares him to touch the manger, until friend Larry is revealed.
Church Surrogate Father
A church brother calls Brother Robert offering to be a surrogate father for his wife, leading to anger and threats.
New Landlord Eviction
Jason claims he bought Marcus's house and demands the family move out by Sunday, despite their two-year lease.
Missing James Fortune
A producer aggressively insists James Fortune is due at the studio and threatens his job, while Fortune calmly explains that he is in Houston and was never scheduled. The impersonator finally identifies himself as Nephew Tommy.
Gynecologist Thesis Video
A med student calls Darryl asking to videotape a gynecological exam on his wife for his thesis.
Marriage Invalid
A man is told his nine-year marriage is void because the reverend who married them was never ordained, making his children bastards.
A reference from the ex-husband
Phil calls Scotty for a dating reference on Scotty's ex-wife Monica, asking about cooking, the bedroom, and whether their daughter can call him daddy. Scotty threatens him until Tommy says Scotty's brother Brian set it up.
Claim your son on my taxes
Curtis calls a father and pretends they know each other from the boy's Blazers little-league games, then asks if he can claim the son as a dependent on his taxes.
Father's Day Surprise
A man calls on Father's Day claiming to be the biological father of a child, leading to shock and rage.
Thanksgiving Dressing Prank
A cousin calls to say the family doesn't want Glenda's mother's famous dressing, leading to a heated argument.
Church Swimsuit Calendar
Brother Lester calls Gerald asking if his wife Allison can be in a singles ministry swimsuit calendar to raise money.
Bus Stop in My Driveway
Tommy poses as a school bus driver and a parent demands that the bus stop at his driveway to pick up his son. The driver refuses, leading to threats and a heated argument.
Senior center underwear accusation
A man is accused of leaving his underwear at a senior center, gets angry, and hangs up; the prank is revealed by Doris.
New neighbor owns your jacuzzi
Clifford calls Mr. Dolan to say he just bought the house next door, then claims the jacuzzi on the property actually belongs to him.
Retirement Home Underwear Prank
An attorney calls a man about his underwear found in a retirement home resident's room.
Super Bowl Party Noise 2
A neighbor calls to complain about another loud Super Bowl party and threatens to call the police, leading to a fight.
Take the Christmas lights down
Neighbor Greg, armed with an HOA number, tells James the Christmas lights have to come down by tomorrow evening. James says his mother loves them and promises a baseball bat if anyone touches the house.
Cake with Inappropriate Design
A father calls a bakery to complain that his daughter's Hannah Montana cake arrived with a man's private part on it. The owner denies making the mistake and they argue.
Pre-K Held Back
A fake principal calls a mother to say her son must repeat kindergarten because he can't color or do arithmetic, but she fiercely defends her child.
New Director
A man on a conference call impersonates a new director of ministries, critiquing various church ministries and volunteers. He questions a youth coordinator about controlling black kids and accuses a singer of favoritism.